1. "Is my face oily?" "Reflecting light, I can't see clearly."

2. There is no swearing in this world. If you do more work, you will.

3. It was not the alarm clock that woke me up in the morning, but the sigh of a little ant ten meters away.

4. When I was in a long queue, I realized that I was a descendant of the dragon.

5. Don't be silly. Choose someone who can make you happy, not someone you can only try to please.

6. It's so sweet that you and your girl ticket are holding hands in the street. I'm afraid she will go shopping as soon as she releases her hand.

7. Some people who have loved in life are only suitable for growth but not for entrustment.

8. The vibration of the mobile phone is almost inaudible at home, but it is particularly like an earthquake at school.

9, my future baby, tell me quickly, where is the direction to your daddy.

11, I think I should go to lose weight. Last time I donated blood, I actually shed 111 ml of lard.

11. Be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who have opinions on you.

12. Don't stay up waiting for people. It's no joke to hit your face with your mobile phone. I'm telling you.

13. I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They PK every day. I count with my fingers. Emma, my stomach won again today.

14. Someone was selling mimosa by the roadside. I touched it with my finger and found it didn't move. The boss said awkwardly, "Maybe this tree has a thick skin ..."

15. Summer is just not good. I can't even drink the northwest wind because I am poor.

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