This is the cross talk of Degang Guo.

Buy Noodle Tea Guo: I'm a very respectable person

Yu: You

Guo: You count, after all these years

Yu: How do you get used to being on the kang? Guo: It's so comfortable to sit

Yu: Then you'd better stand

. At that time, living in that house was riddled with holes. It was fatal to catch up with the rain. < P > Yu: What's the matter?

Guo: It rains outside in a light rain house, and it rains outside in a heavy rain house. Sometimes the rain is too heavy, so the whole family goes out to take shelter from the rain.

Yu: I've never heard of a horse that went out to take shelter from the rain.

Guo: Later, I made a fortune. I walked into the street, lost a big leather bag and opened it. Wow, it's all diamonds!

Yu: a schoolbag?

Guo: everything is

Yu: ho

Guo: I made a fortune

Yu: That's how I made it

Guo: When I want to retaliate against poverty, how can I retaliate?

Guo: I opened my flowers

Yu: Oh, just make money.

Guo: Make it! How to spend it?

Yu: Think about it

Guo: Eat!

Yu: Just eat

Guo: Eat what you can't eat before

Yu: Eat

Guo: Slice noodles

Yu: Just noodles

Guo: Lamian Noodles in a big bowl, if it is wide, add two yuan of meat and eat kebabs

Yu: kebabs. Roast the waist and eat the big fat waist

Yu: Fat waist

Guo: Eat two

Yu: Isn't it only eight yuan to eat two

Guo: Wear one and a jacket with a collar

Yu: Didn't you wear the jacket with a collar before? Spend money

Guo: It took more than a year and it was all spent

Yu: You can spend it all just by doing this?

Guo: It's strange that you say this stuff. It's not easy to make money, but it's easy to spend money.

Yu: Isn't that right?

Guo: It's poor again at the home where the flowers were last spent.

Guo: I'm as poor as a church mouse. When I get up in the morning, my children make fun of me, "Dad-I'll eat".

Guo: eating again

Yu: Does that work? That

Guo: It's annoying. Go, go out to play, go

Yu: Go to play

Guo: It's sent out, and I'm in a hurry at home. How to make this thing

Yu: There's nothing to do

Guo: It's getting cold, and I'm still wearing my own clothes

Yu: Look

Guo: I'm in a hurry, son. "daddy, daddy, grandma is here"

Yu: grandma?

Guo: grandma? Which grandma? Fat grandma and thin grandma?

Yu: how can this grandmother give them back?

Guo: Grandma Fat is a great-uncle, and she has money to eat at home. Thin grandma is my mother-in-law, and the children are close to grandma

Guo: The monkey is thin, not so thin

Yu: poor

Guo: Nothing can be done. Fat grandma and thin grandma? "skinny grandma"

Yu: dear grandma

Guo: close the door! Don't let her in. Come on, close the door and don't let her in. Bang, shut the door. Just after it was closed, my mother-in-law arrived and came in through the crack of the door.

Yu: This is too thin. Put this

Guo: Come in and talk to me. "Uncle, why did you close the door?"

Yu: Wait a minute. What does this mean?

Guo: It feels like a shadow play.

Yu: You can squeeze in through the door, don't you?

Guo: You scared me. Mom, there you are. Have you eaten? Nonsense, I'll come to you if I have a meal. The family is staring at each other, you look at me and I look at you. After a while, it will be dark. Go to sleep, lie down

Yu: Go to sleep

Guo: There is only a bed at home, which is as big as a mask

Yu: Who will cover that

Guo: Cover the child with a handle and a belly button to save trouble

Yu: Think about this idea

Guo: My mother-in-law and my daughter-in-law are left, what should I do? I'll see what I can do.

Does it work just to lie down?

Guo: I'll go out and get two baskets of earth.

Yu: Why?

Guo: Cover it on my body.

Yu: Bury it alive.

Guo: Take a shovel and shoot it. Turn over in the middle of the night and be careful not to show your arms. I'm looking for you. You see how lucky you two are, and some people bury you. What shall I do?

Yu: You are helpless.

Guo: Who buries me? What shall I do? Come to think of it, at the gate of the yard, I don't know who has a water tank with no bottom. I took it in and got into it. This is my quilt

under the water tank? !

Guo: It's not bad to cover my small shuigang quilt. Pick up half a brick as a pillow and sleep!

Yu: Then go to sleep.

Guo: Sleep until midnight. Guess what

Yu: What's the matter?

Guo: There are thieves in our house.

Guo: It's inhuman. He stole from me, but I didn't say anything. I think you should look for them.

Yu:. "Too poor." Wow, there he is, scolding the idle street. I didn't listen to this. I reached out and took out my pillow.

Yu: That half brick

Guo: Bang, bang, it broke, and then the blood came down. "Oh, hey, it's killing me." You think it's cheap, but the loss is to hit you with a pillow. If you want to hit you with my bed, you're already dead.

Yu: Ok, hit someone with a jar.

Guo: Get up, get up, get up. The whole family got up, wiped their shoulders and put their arms together, and tied the thief up.

Yu: Caught

Guo: Good boy, how dare you steal from me? You are called dehumanizing, you know. Steal me? Go ahead, admit the beating and punish

Yu: How do you say the beating?

Guo: I'll stew you

Yu: stew you?

Guo: I can see the meat today.

Yu: OK, I'll admit the punishment.

Guo: I'll admit the punishment and fine you 511 million dollars.

Yu: You are poor and crazy.

Guo: Guess what he said? "You stew me, you stew me" Wow, choking the fire. If I had a pot, I would have stewed you, you know?

Yu: There isn't even a pot.

Guo: Strip him, strip him, three times five divided by two, from top to bottom, strip him naked, rummage through his pockets and dig out a dollar.

Yu: A dollar

Guo: Dare to come out and rob him with a dollar? That's a little bold. Ok, let's leave it here. Go, go, leave your clothes here. Go, go.

Yu: Blow people away

Guo: "How can I get there naked? I'll be killed if I go out.

Yu: Isn't that right?

Guo: That makes sense. Later, you can put on my bed and come

Yu: Ok, I'll give it to someone else.

Guo: Come on, you can get in. Jump in, grab the jar, and turn around and leave. Come back! I didn't hit you or scold you. Can't you be polite?

Yu: why?

Guo: It's good to take a bow.

Yu: Thank you.

Guo: "I'm sorry I can't give a full gift with my armor."

Yu: Hey, hold the jar. Come on, let's go.

Guo: I'm sitting here having fun with my daughter-in-law and getting rich.

Yu: How?

Guo: This dollar will be used for usury tomorrow morning, and I will collect 351 million yuan in two or three days, and then I will make stocks and dump real estate. By the end of the Spring Festival, I will be a rich man again.

Yu: What are you thinking?

Guo: I'm happy. At the moment, it's dawn, and there are people selling breakfast at the door, pushing cars and everything. Sesame cake, fried dough sticks, twist, sugar ear, what kind of noodle tea, bean curd, soybean milk

Yu: Sunshine breakfast

Guo: It's great. I can't say that I don't have money. Today, when I have money, my daughter-in-law will go, buy some early, take a pot, order some noodle tea, and don't want soybean milk when I drink sugar. Take the pot, not the big one, not the big one. Come on, take our small pot. < P > Yu: Is this a small pot?

Guo: Take it out, stand at the door and say "breakfast seller, breakfast seller, come, buy". The car is coming. "What do you want?" "Have some tea, come"

Yu: Buy tea

Guo: "Hit it in my pot" The pot selling tea is so big, and mine is so big.

Guo: er, "Come on, look at that fried cake and oil cake, one thousand at a time"

Yu: one thousand? !

Guo: here's the money, here's the money, don't look, hurry up and find the money. The tea buyer took the money and saw that it was fake.

Yu: It's not fake.

Guo: "Fake is fake, big sister, you are sorry for me."

Yu: What's the matter?

Guo: "If you print it, I won't say anything. You drew it with a pencil."

Guo: All evils have come to a head. "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, fritters, hurry up, there are ten thousand twists, hurry up"

Yu: I'm starving

Guo: You know what, leave the car here, you go, you go

Yu: OK, rob

Guo: He doesn't do anything

Yu. My daughter-in-law didn't like it. As soon as she reached out and grabbed a fried cake, she put it in her mouth and grabbed another fried cake. She put it in her mouth

Guo: She grabbed two fried cakes and put them in her mouth

Yu: OK

Guo: Four pieces were put aside for chewing. You can't stand it

Yu: Big mouth fork

. I saw it in the house, can I ignore it?

Yu: That's right.

Guo: A gentleman would rather die before the battle than after it.

Yu: You have to go out.

Guo: My daughter-in-law fights with someone, can I ignore it?

Yu: Guan!

Guo: Lingyao, come out and work hard, ah, hey, pa

Yu: This is