In the final exam, there is a question: "What is the power of 1 0?"

I took the draft paper and multiplied it over and over again. Finally, on the 83rd time, the math teacher came, stood behind me and watched me tirelessly calculate 1 times 1.

Seeing that I had finished, he hurried to the podium and said, "Students, there is something wrong with the question. Now correct it. 1 100 power fill-in-the-blank problem. Now please change it to the power of 1. "

5. Real successful people

An entrepreneur shows off to the beautiful women around him how to distinguish the truly successful people from several aspects: 1, without a business card; 2. Don't drive by yourself; 3, clothes have no logo；; 4. No community name, only house number; 5. Take a nap every day; 6, often in the suburbs; There is hardly any cash in the bag. ...

A nearby farmer interrupted excitedly: "Our village is full of such people!"

6. I haven't bathed for a while.

Once I went to take a shower. When I took a shower, I said to the master who took a shower, "Master, I am a little dirty. I haven't taken a shower for some time recently. "

The master said righteously, "This is nothing. I have bathed for so many years and have never seen many people buried. "

After rubbing for a while, the master said with internal injuries, "Young man, you have gone too far!" " "

19. One day, my aunt took her 6-year-old daughter to watch TV and overheard the song "I can't afford to hurt". Since then, this song has become my sister's favorite song. After a day, my sister wants to ride a mountain bike. As a result, she sang sadly: I can't get on (I can't afford to hurt), I really can't get on ... lovely sister. ...

20. In the Chinese exam, there is a way to fill in the blanks: Bian Que saw Cai Huangong and there was another room. Bian Que said: "If you are sick, you will be afraid." The result said, "I'm not sick." . "Bian Que said," _ _ _ _ _ _ "for students to fill in. A student fills in: take two steps, if you are not sick, take two steps.