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New year's humorous jokes

1. I don't cross the New Year alone, but half a person?

2. It's the Spring Festival, and my eyes are more nearsighted. I can't see any money when I open my wallet.

3. It is the most basic Spring Festival etiquette to visit relatives during the Spring Festival, regardless of grades and salary, which is well known by friends.

4. I don't care about the people who accompany me for the New Year, but the people who are still there after many years.

5. I'm most afraid to see a kid smiling at you with his ears covered, but you still don't know where the gun is.

6. Happy New Year. Let me know in advance if you want a red envelope in the New Year, so that I can delete you and don't affect my New Year's Eve.

7. It's almost New Year's Eve, so let's bask in our own objects, in case there is the same model.

8. Did someone ask me if I was still alone on New Year's Eve? Half a person. I'm afraid to scare you.

9. I forgot all the painful things in the old year. In the new year, a happy life will accompany you.

11. Last year, he accompanied me to celebrate the New Year, and this year, I was left alone. I feel very bad.

11. If you see me looking pale during the Chinese New Year, don't think too much, that is, you forgot to give me a red envelope.

12, surnamed Liu, lend me some money for the New Year.

13. Do you want to consider staying with me? I'll give you all the lucky money for the New Year.

14. Every New Year, there are always one or two elders who like to bring out your unforgettable past to make everyone happy.

15. I'm in a good mood in the Spring Festival, and I don't worry every day.

16. I wish you a happy new year if you stay up all night on New Year's Eve.

17, I wish the world will continue to be lively, and I wish I am still me.

don't send me any holiday wishes during the Chinese New Year. A red envelope can make me feel your sincerity.

19. People with long legs like ours are called New Year's Eve, while those with short legs can only be called New Year's Eve.

21. You can cross it on the New Year's Eve. I won't cross it. I'm afraid I will cross it in 2137 if I have long legs.