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nonsense copy (selected 72 sentences) 1. Actually, I'm not obscene, but I'm simply not obvious. 2. The world belongs to us and the children, but ultimately to the grandchildren! 4. Don't try to teach pigs to sing, it will not only lead to no results, but also make pigs unhappy! 5. I really want to have a big sleep, play, eat, laugh and cry. 6. Looking back suddenly, the man beside me stood at the stairs with soy milk. 7. You have to believe that we will be like a fairy tale in which frogs and dinosaurs end. 8. Better have a fight with a wise man than talk to SB! 9. A big woman can't have no power for a day, and a small woman can't have no money for a day! 11. It's not that I don't laugh, and the powder drops when I smile-_-! 11. No matter how hard and bitter it is, consider yourself as 251. No matter how hard and dangerous it is, consider yourself as a two-faced person. 12. My phone number is, welcome to dial. 13. A key fell into a cesspit and was dyed yellow, so he was called "East Evil" in Jianghu? Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will cause "sea laughter". 15. All the good men have gone to be monks, and all the good women have gone to be nuns, so say, Teacher, just follow the old woman. 16. Your so-called public place is just a toilet in my eyes. 17. The real master of XX is a weapon all over his body, and all the places are venues. 18. The so-called online dating is a legendary behavior that can take people's virginity away. 19. Nothing is impossible in this world, just as Chris Lee can be a woman and Liu can be a man. 21. The femme fatale was originally a coordinate word, femme fatale refers to women, femme fatale refers to men, and femme fatale actually means women and men. 21. Women are actually extremely dangerous animals. Her beauty is more a warning color than a protective color. 22. The reason why flowers are inserted in cow dung is because cow dung is very nutritious. 23. The worst thing in the world is that radiation is gone and salt is bought too much! 24. When you die, I'll burn the Yihong Courtyard to see you off. 25. This suction is really not covered. I really want to have one at home. 26. People's life is to break the old self and shape a new self. 27. Hello, do you want to go to the toilet hand in hand? The toilet is not enough. 28. Men should know how to be self-reliant after they have long hair under them. 29. As long as there is something you want to protect, just draw your sword. 31. Men and dogs are both. If they don't see each other for two or three days, they will be too old to know each other. 31. It's ironic that people who don't have things that are really important always know better than those who have them, so you should cherish them. 32. Yes, it is the same as our street. Vulgar and violent, gentle and indifferent, with smiles and tears. And the sun, just an ordinary street. 33. The best way to make a bully honest is to let him know the pain of being bullied. A guy who hasn't been beaten doesn't know what pain is. 34. Is the universe invincible? The stars are changing, and men's stupidity is always like a stubborn stone in the pit. What a passionate dream! It's all Jump's overdone. 35. love Dream? What young people need is not so naive, yes, it is calcium. As long as they absorb more calcium, everything will be smooth. 36. Listen to me, idiots. The word "sugar" is about people helping each other and carrying crosses to the Tang State. It was a long time ago. 37. You came to see the panda, President. Don't be fooled. Although it has been said that they only eat fine bamboo, who knows what they actually eat? Maybe rinse hot pot to eat. 38. I thought human beings should be a little better. 39. It's more sad than the vegetable crumbs on the lid of a cup. 41. Life is full of troubles, and you will encounter more troubles in the future. 41. If you have time to think about a beautiful way to die, you might as well live beautifully to the end. 42. A samurai doesn't need a reason to act. Since there is something to protect there, draw your sword. 43. I am not a reader but an author about my life. The ending can still be changed! 44. About your life, you and I are not readers, but authors. At least the ending can still be decided by yourself. 45. As a man, it doesn't matter how many people you kill, but, ah, only the innocence of a girl can never be betrayed. 46. Gao Shan, you can't underestimate me like this. I have a beast, too. It's a white guy. Its name is Dingchun. 47. Xiaoyu, maybe household appliances must show their functions, but just standing there like this, smiling there, sometimes that's enough. 48. Compared with being young and beautiful, it is more difficult to live straight even if you have a broken waist. It is really difficult to keep your soul beautiful. 49. Look, what do you call those extra things, how much power they contain, and how sharp the knife your sister worked so hard to build, you can firmly brand it on the retina. 51. Hands and feet, it doesn't matter if I give you one or two. Even if the body was separated, your rotten rope, if you can cut off those damn doomed love, cut it to Lao tze! 51. Not everyone will hold something tightly in their hands, but they will not be aware of it when they have it. When they realize that the weight has slipped from their hands, although they have thought for many times that they must never pick it up again. 52. No one knows where to go down after climbing the mountain. But what? If you don't go down the mountain, you won't know your next mountain. If you want to do nothing, it doesn't matter after that. 53. If you ask me, people are more sincere creatures. Dementia or death, the memories left in the heart are engraved on the soul, and no matter what happens, they will not disappear. That's what I believe. 54. Wine is really a good thing, which can make people forget unpleasant things for a while, but tomorrow they will remember even if they don't want to, and it is more painful than yesterday, and they can't escape if they want to, especially those things that they really want to forget. 55. Optimists see opportunities in disasters, while pessimists see disasters in opportunities. 56. Being angry is to punish yourself with other people's mistakes. 57. Without money and power, if I don't treat you better, can you follow me? 58. Women chasing men, interlayer yarn. Men chasing women, mezzanine mom. 59. When will there be a bright moon? Look up and see for yourself. 61. Only when I reached the top of the mountain did I find that the wrong road and the right road were only a few steps away. 61. I mean, why don't we always know each other well? It turns out that you especially like strangers. 62. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to study. 63. You should learn from others. Tencent calls me dear every time it goes online. 64. Funny quotations that make people laugh 65. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If pigs have people's thoughts, it is not a pig, it is Bajie. 66. Gorgeous turn, only to hit the wall in a low-key way. 67. Don't try to be a "man" to me in the future, or I'll play along. 68. Better fight with wise men than talk to SB! 69. Funny quotations from invincible thunder people 71. I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune. 71. If the teacher hadn't told us not to litter, I would have thrown you out. 72. Please be old, and don't use inferior thread to lead me in the future. It will be broken every once in a while.