Bitch is always a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive!

Playing with feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically!

If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

Why not blame the earth for being unattractive when you can't shit? Before you spit, think about what you have done and whether you are qualified to talk about others! I am not perfect, but I am honest and natural. What about you?

Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

Don't say to me when you break up: actually, you are fine, Cao, then you still dump me?

Spitting is used to count money, not to reason.

Don't look at what you shouldn't see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, and don't think about what you should do!

Don't search in front of me like 2.58 million. Pose and pretend.

I wait for your concern, I close my heart!

Don't brag about B, please give Niu B back to Niu, because Niu also wants to live!

What you say when you like you is what you say when you don't like you.

We only have one earth, so you should take care of the earth; There is only one me on the earth, so you should love me too!

Laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy! Happy is happy, unhappy is happy.

Don't talk big all day, just pretend to be forced when you go out. If you don't have Jin Gangzuan, don't accept the job of porcelain. You talk like a fart. Fart still stinks. You don't even have a taste!

Nothing, just when I went to the grave on Qingming, I suddenly thought of you. So many people are dead, why don't you die?

Put yourself in a correct position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously as a colleague.

I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.

When I became a swan, you were still an egg.

The most useless thing in the world is timely salary. It looks angry and wipes your ass too carefully.

Our rival in love fell into the water, so we have to pee.

When I love you, you hit me and scold me, and I put up with it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.

You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except one sentence: go away.

According to your understanding, what I explained to you may not be true. You can continue to slim down.

Your new lover is someone else's whore.

Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

It's selfless to reach in and wear a low-cut dress.

Men are dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I got dumped. What the fuck is wrong with you?

How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

Master Kong, the representative figure of charm, thousands every day!

I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't be yours anymore!

Notre Dame de Paris is short of bell ringers, and that's you.

How far is the thought, how far you roll; Roll as fast as the speed of light!

As soon as you go out, there are no birds in the mountains and no footprints in the thousands of roads.

Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow!

I want to bite you, but I'm a compatriot.

There is a big plate on these two lips.

The world is bigger than what you lack.

Were you vomited three times when you were born and only caught twice?

Your teeth are like tight stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart!

I really want to take my size 37 shoes to your size 42 face right away!

Stick a picture of XX on the wall: avoid evil spirits during the day and contraception at night!

Your mother took you shopping, and people asked: Elder sister, how much did you buy this monkey?

The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

Don't be crazy with me, my eldest brother Qin Shihuang. Believe it or not, bin Laden is my uncle. First bomb and then poison, the United States has to take it. If you refuse to accept it again, your account will become a pig!

What does a fish sink a goose look like? That is, the fish is in the upper reaches of the water, and when I see you, I am scared to fall to the bottom. When the swallows saw you, they were so scared that they cut off their heads on the ground.

I lost all my money, furniture and clothes. I'm going out like an Arab now!

Said You Zhu was fat, lazy and stupid. Why do people always blame pigs for things they don't want to admit? You are furious: don't insult me again, don't eat pigs if you have the ability!

Your Excellency: I am financially strapped, my personality is inconsistent, my hobbies are colorful, and my life creed is a mess. What I wrote above is inseparable.

Before, I only knew that pigs could not talk, so I knew hum. Later, when I met you, I realized that you could hum better than pigs. I was just talking about you, and you were humming!

You have become so strange that you are no longer a familiar face in my memory. My heart is drunk. How did you change from a cute tadpole to a toad?

You are so cool: take off your pants when farting, take a few steps when walking, and be jealous when you don't fall in love. What a fool! If you don't study, you will fall into the river and try to catch pearls when you die!

You are as light as the wind, as gentle as water, as hazy as fog, as fluctuating as the moon, as warm as the sun and as comfortable as the sea. In a word, you are nothing like human beings!

I wish you: you can't be lucky at cards. Leopard and golden flower will give you something, others will smile at you, and others will pay you for it.

The cock and hen hatch chickens, and the hatched chickens have problems. The cock and hen looked at the chicken, but the stupid chicken didn't pay attention and was absorbed in reading the information!

Last night, I missed countless friends. I think this is the coolest thing for you. When I turned around, you were already lying in the depths of the pig shed! Flapping, there are countless mosquitoes!

You are cool, you are cool, you drink water from reservoirs, sleep in ancient tombs, have waterfalls in your mouth, and your limbs are like sleepers. You think you are the story of Diusim Lyu3 bu4, but in fact you are an Antarctic.

Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei; Your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; I love more than Lu; My feelings are longer than Guan Yunchang's; But my promise is better than the Monkey King's.

You are kind, you are bizarre, and you are really unlucky. Your nose is like a smooth stick, your eyes are like red peppers, and your eyebrows are bent in two. When you walk, you will fall on both sides, even crabs will fall.

Message: don't talk yet, I guess who you are. In fact, I want to tell you three things directly, but I'm afraid I won't have friends to do it, but today I have to say: Please hang up!

There is nothing special about sending you this message, its purpose is only to consume a little power of your mobile phone.

I'm leaving you soon. I sold the long hair I left for you for five years, and your strawberries will never be on my skin again. Wait outside the door and force the beautiful woman to come back. I'll tell you a story. Grandpa's vicissitudes of life are covered with wrinkles. You are so cute. I am so excited. I can't wait to stick to you every day, okay, silly goose.