1. After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

2. Be sure to use the right ear when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart and may die suddenly.

3. Press the home button wildly every time you use your mobile phone card, just like giving your mobile phone CPR.

4. When I am angry, you must coax me, buy me food, and I will kill you when I am full.

5. I finally got used to my looks, and I got a haircut and changed to an ugly method.

6. Life is like fighting against landlords. One is a gang, and the other is an enemy.

VII. In English class, the teacher told us to read the word Apple, and the whole class shouted "iphone" tacitly.

8. In the morning, the alarm clock started to go crazy, the quilt suddenly hugged me, the pillow sang me a lullaby, and then I fell asleep.

9. Heaven didn't give me a big responsibility, but it still pained my mind and tired my bones and muscles.

11. After the English listening test that year, I realized a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

Xi. I was from Shenyang before drinking, and Shenyang was mine after drinking.

12. My period is like a big wolf. When I leave, I always shout, I will definitely come back.

XIII. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.

XIV. Don't panic when your life is not going well; Look at your wallet and savings, just cry.

15. Why are you in love? Is the mobile phone not fun? Or is the essential balm not easy to use?

XVI. As long as you want it, as long as I have it, I won't give it to you no matter what.

17. I dropped my cell phone in the middle of the night. As a result, I picked up my slippers and fell asleep!

XVIII. The north wind blows, and the autumn wind is cool. Whose wife keeps her room? If you are in trouble, I will help. I live next door. My name is Wang.

19. Stupidity is contagious. Don't come near me, I'm witty.

21. Good-looking people have youth, and people like us only have universities. 21. Holding a book in your left hand. Holding a lighter in your right hand, you can't order anywhere!

22. Match more boys and girls in the class, so as to save half of the molecular money in the future.

23. My sorrow is nothing more than lying down with my chest flat and my stomach still there.

24. I have begun to study how to walk into the classroom on the first day of school.

twenty-five. I didn't like eating when I was a child, which led to being short now; Now I love eating, which leads to being fat and short.

26. I didn't show you my hands in the monthly exam, but I really thought I slept for nothing in class.

XXVII. Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep.

28. I can eat, which doesn't mean that I am a foodie, but that I am easy to raise.

XXIX. I don't want to do anything today, just want to be handsome in peace all day.

31. I don't want to have a dog or a cat. I want to raise you. After all, raising pigs makes me rich.