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Very funny jokes, very funny sentences

1. It's not shameful to sell your soul and principles, but it's shameful that you didn't get a good price.

2. She hid the knife in her smile and then cut her mouth.

3. Ugliness is nothing compared with poverty.

4. My advantage is that I have the courage to admit my mistakes. My weakness is: I will never change.

5. If I die, please don't grieve for me, and quickly gather seven dragon balls to revive me.

6. I have been afraid of the dark since I was a child. When I was young, I didn't get good grades because I was afraid to look at the blackboard.

7. She is a girl and can shine, while I am a girl and can reflect light.

8. If you like a girl, you should study hard and make money. When she gets married, you can give more money.

9. God is fair, giving you an ugly appearance and a low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

11. Only those who have experienced heavy wind and rain know that it is useless to open an umbrella.

11. Some songs are loved after listening to the prelude, some people fall in love at the first sight, and some homework doesn't want to be written after turning the first page.

12. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to have food and clothing? If you want to, why don't you stay with me and we'll think together.

13. Current situation: I want to live a life like Bajie, but I am under the pressure like Wukong, but I only have the ability of Friar Sand, and I can hear the nagging like Tang Priest from time to time.

14. I got pimples on my face. I went to the hospital to see a doctor. I only found out that dermatology and venereal diseases are a branch after I signed up. It would be a shame to be mistaken for something wrong with me! I thought about it, resolutely took off my pants and proudly walked into the clinic in full view.

15. Today, my girlfriend suspected that I was cheating, and I swept her face and scolded her. I said that none of my other girlfriends suspected that I was cheating, so why do you have so many things to do?