1, a unit called Li Guoqing, the National Day holiday, the leadership arrangements to let the office on duty, the office just seven people a day. Li Guoqing said: Do not count me, the leadership said the National Day holiday! You are on duty!

2, to travel to Taishan, a foreigner came over to me politely said a word, and then smiled at me. English did not learn well, I froze, full of question marks! At this time next to a cleaning lady side of the ground calmly and I said: "He wants you to help him take a picture".

3, the company organized to play abroad, the administrative little sister to collect staff ID card information, when I saw my, she smiled and asked me: "You belong to the rat?" Out of the defense of this zodiac, I replied, "Yes, but please remove the word 'old'." She froze, quizzically said "OK" and left, and as a result, the whole company went out and really took the old man off the list.

4, "Mom, this year's National Day unit holiday 7 days, I can go home." "Really? Great, I was worried about traveling abroad with your dad and no one to watch the house."

5, National Day plan: 1 at home to see the national highway traffic jam, 2 in bed to see the scenic spots around the queue, 3 at home to see the national hotel price increases, 4 at home to see tourists everywhere slaughtered, 5 at home to see the train tickets can not be purchased, 6 at home to see the country's highway traffic jam, 7 at home to see the north can not enter the city.

6, now some friends, very unlike words, something or other love to invite people to dinner, pay the bill when people grabbed the money TA also with people anxious, after eating it TA is not satisfied, TA also have to invite people to bathe and drink coffee singing K. Do you think I'm a soft eat? For this kind of people I just want to say six words, the National Day contact me!

7, today walking, was a small child spit! I did not get angry, but also gave the child a candy, said: "You spit spit really good, reward you a candy. In the future, you see people spit, will also give you sugar!" I can't believe no one will clean you up!

8, lying on the bed to play with the phone, suddenly a loose hand, the phone fell down. Luckily, my sister reacted quickly and rolled to the side with a bone. It's a good thing that the cell phone was not smashed. The phone quietly lying on the pillow, I quietly lying on the ground ......

9, the National Day to bring my son to the beautiful Jiuzhaigou tour, I asked my son: like here? He happily said: like. So I sold him to the locals.

10, the National Day only feel a word fast, where did the music go?