1 who in the world suddenly gets old?
Answer: the bride. Because today is the bride and tomorrow is the wife.
How much is a heart worth?
the answer: 111 million. Because you are single-minded!
3 how much money do I need to take to go out in typhoon weather?
Answer: 41 million. Don't go out because there is nothing to do in typhoon weather.
4 What books can't you read because the exam is coming?
answer: encyclopedia.
5 If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do people want to commit suicide today?
[Answer] Take a place in heaven
6 Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: cloth is afraid of 11 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.
reason: not (cloth) afraid of 11,111, only (paper) afraid of one thousand.
7 Question: What is the pencil's surname?
Answer: Xiao
Reason: Sharpen (Xiao) a pencil.
8 Question: What will Kirin become when it reaches the North Pole?
answer: ice cream.
reason: ice cream (ice unicorn).
9 Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest?
answer: 1 is lazy; 2 diligence
reasons: one (1) don't do it, and two (2) don't stop.
11 question: how to make sparrows quiet?
answer: press it.
reason: silence (silence).
11 question: who runs fastest in history?
Answer: Cao Cao
Reason: Speak of the devil
12 Question: 31-51 which number is worse than the bear's shit!
Answer: 41
Reason: Facts speak louder than arguments
13 Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?
Answer: Wang Leehom
Reason: Coaxing
14 Question: What should I do if I come out again?
Answer: Han Hong
Reason: He also coaxed
September 28th, 2115 is Confucius' birthday, so what is the date of October 28th?
Answer: Confucius Full Moon
16 The wolf is coming (guess the fruit)?
answer: carambola (sheep escape)
17 What would the world be like if Jiang Gong (Chiang Kai-shek) were still alive?
Answer: One more person ...
18 There are carp under these two pieces of ice (four-word idiom)?
answer: polite (there are carp in the ice)
19 Why can tofu hurt people?
Answer: Because it was frozen tofu
21 A bus had an accident, and everyone was injured. Why is Xiao Ming okay?
Answer: Because he is not in the car
There is a place where he can get in and out. What is this place?
Answer: Grave
22 Chickens and geese run in the 111-meter race. Chickens run faster than geese, but why did they arrive at the terminal later?
Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction
23 The bell rang in the east, but no one was in the classroom. What happened?
Answer: I went to physical education class
24 Lingling didn't study arithmetic, but the teacher praised her math as one of the best. Why?
Answer: Count from one to two
25 What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World?
Answer: Take the other foot
26 Some people say that eating fish can avoid myopia. Why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat with eyes
27 What has no tongue in its mouth
Answer: Teapot Mouth
28 What kind of official can't give orders, but always smiles at others?
Answer: Xin Langguan
29 A policeman ran away when he saw the thief. Why?
Answer: I want to catch the thief quickly.
31 Xiaoming eats gum every day, but others still say that he has bad breath. Why?
answer: he swears every day.
31 Why can frogs jump higher than trees?
Answer: Because the tree can't jump
32 "You stand with the pig", guess an animal
Answer: Like (like)
33 Old Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason?
Answer: Lao Wang is a barber
34 What flowers can't be touched
Answer: Spark
35 What can solve all the mysteries?
Answer: Answer
36 When will the clock in Times Square ring 13?
Answer: It's time to repair
37 In ancient times, who became a father-in-law before becoming a father?
Answer: Eunuch
38 When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in?
Answer: When going to the toilet,
39 Is the black chicken worse or the white chicken worse? Why?
answer: black chickens are powerful, and they can lay white eggs, but white chickens can't lay black eggs.
41 why does everyone like to sit and watch movies?
answer: because it hurts to stand and watch your feet
41 What will be the impact of abolishing morning self-study?
Answer: Sleep less for half an hour
42 Ask the tortoise and rabbit to race, and ask the pig to be the referee. Who will win?
answer: I can't say! People are pigs ...
43 What are the similarities between what two women say and what a thousand ducks say?
Answer: Nonsense (chicken)
44 The farmer has a pig and a donkey at home. Do you think the farmer will kill the pig or the donkey first during the Chinese New Year?
Answer: Would you rather kill the pig (silly pig) or the donkey (donkey)
45 Why doesn't the plane hit the stars when it flies so high?
Answer: Because the stars will "flash"
46 One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why didn't they say hello?
Answer: Because they are not familiar with each other
1. A bean fell, and only you can encourage him. Why? -Chocolate bean (pig encourages bean) 1 Who is the king of beasts? ● Zoo director
2 What kind of people will appear after death? People in movies
3 What hats can't you wear? ● Nut
4 What books can't be bought in the bookstore? ● suicide note
5 what does the elephant's left ear look like? ● right ear
6 what water can never be used up? ● tears
7 what has five heads, but people don't think it's strange? ● Hands and feet
8 The family asked the doctor about the patient's condition. The doctor only raised five fingers and the family cried. What was the reason? ● Three long and two short
9 Put a chicken and a goose on the iceberg at the same time. Why did the chicken die and the goose not die? ● Goose is a penguin
11 What English letter makes people like to listen and listen to the most people? ● CD
What is the secret of longevity for 11 people? Keep breathing and don't die
12 The angrier something is, the bigger it is? ● temper
13 what is the flower that blooms all year round? ● plastic flower
14 Why does Chang 'e like living on the moon? ● Chang moths love rabbit meat
15 Where is the narrowest road? The way to go is narrow
16 What's the name of farting before death? When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in? ● In the toilet
18 What is the smallest island in the world? ● safety island on the road
19 When the earth explodes, where is the safest place? ● Hell
21 A group of henpecked men are gathering together to discuss how to revive men's glory. Suddenly, they heard that their wives were coming, and everyone fled everywhere, but one didn't run. Why? Low scared to death in the past
21 What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? ● It's Pingzi
22. What word is used all over the world? ● Arabic numerals
23 A child and an adult are walking in the dark night. The child is the son of the adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. Why? ● Because they are mother and son
24 Two pairs of father and son went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three hats? ● Grandpa, Dad and Son
25 Why can't the hammer hammer the egg? ● Of course the hammer won't break
26 A man was chased by a tiger. Suddenly there was a big river in front of him. He couldn't swim, but he passed. Why? ● fainted
27 world boxing champion is easily knocked down by what? ● doze off
28. A lady divorced several times and typed a four-character idiom? ● Exhausted (abandoned) in the past
29 What do stutterers do most? ● Make a long-distance call
31 When Columbus set foot on the New World with one foot, what did he do next? Step on the other foot
31 Is "kiss" a verb, an adjective or a noun? ● Conjunction
32 The heart exchange operation failed, and the doctor asked the patient who was about to die if he had any last words to explain. Guess what he would say? In fact, you don't understand my heart
33 Men drink together, why do they have to punch? ● don't eat the hard way
34 divides 8 in half, how much is it? ●1
35 When will the sun rise in the west? ● when swearing
36, there was a newborn baby, and two children were born with him on the same day of the same year and the same parents, but they were not twins. Is this possible? ● Maybe, they are triplets
37 What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? ● Open your eyes
38 A new hospital has been opened in the city with advanced equipment and thoughtful service. But what's strange is: there is no patient here. Why? This is the Veterinary Hospital
39 In winter, how can ice be turned into water immediately without heating? ● Remove two points from the ice
41 A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat go on its way without looking at the mouse? A blind cat meets a dead mouse
41 Why do peacocks fly southeast instead of northwest? ● Because there is a high wall in the northwest
42 A truck driver collided with a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? ● The truck driver didn't drive at that time
43 Xiaoming's mother has three sons, the eldest only son is Daming, the second son is Erming, and what are the names of the third son? Xiao Ming, of course
44 There is a young man who wants to cross a river to do business. However, there is no boat or bridge in this river. So he swam across the river in the morning, and he swam to the other side in only one hour. In the afternoon, the width and velocity of the river did not change, and more importantly, his swimming speed did not change, but it took him two and a half hours to swim to the other side. Why do you think? Two and a half hours add up to one hour
45 There is a big ship on the sea. Its original capacity was 61 people. As a result, when it reached the 59th person, it actually sank into the sea! This is why (there are no pregnant and overweight people in the boat; There is no heavy load on board)? Don't be nervous, it's a submarine.
46 What do you know that I don't know? ● The sole is broken
47 There are two people, one facing south and the other facing north. They are not allowed to look back, walk or look in the mirror. Can they see each other's faces? Of course, they are standing face to face.
48 What eggs can't be broken, boiled or eaten? ● I got a zero in the exam "1"
49. Which is more painful, starting with coconut or watermelon? ● Headache
51 What's the difference between Confucius and Mencius? ● Confucius' son is on the left. Mencius' son is above
51. What can I borrow without returning it? ● Excuse me
52 What is the first animal I saw when I entered the zoo? Conductor
53 What can't a magnifying glass enlarge? ● Angle
54 What will increase by half after handstand? ●6
55 You will destroy it just by calling its name. What is it? ● Silence
56 What often comes, but never really comes? ●
57 Tomorrow, Xiao Wang and his parents travel abroad for the first time. Because of the language barrier, his parents seem at a loss. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages. He is not deaf, but he has never felt any inconvenience as in his own country. Why? Xiao Wang is a baby
58 How can I write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Write the word "red"
59 When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? ● The spare tire
61 has a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into the Qiantang River on September 7th? When 61 people sink to the bottom of the river
, under what circumstances will their hair explode? ● cremation
62 foxes are best at confusing men, so what "fine" men and women are fascinated together? ● alcohol
63 why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? ● Chicken lays eggs
64 Why do two tigers have to fight to the death before giving up? No one dared to stop the fight
65 Mr. Lin changed an artificial heart after major surgery. After she got well, her girlfriend immediately broke up. Why? ● I don't really love her
66 You can do it, I can do it, and everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't do it together. What is this for? ● Dreaming
67 Is the black chicken more powerful or the white chicken more powerful? Why? ● black chicken, black chicken can lay white eggs, but white chicken can't lay black eggs
68 When you go home in the middle of the night, you find that you forgot your keys, and there is no one else at home. What is your biggest wish at this time? ● I forgot to lock the door
69 What are the benefits of black hair? ● Not afraid of tanning
71 If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do people want to commit suicide today? ● Take a seat in heaven
71 The manager can't cook, but there is one dish that is particularly good at. What is it? ● fire the squid
72 what wine can't you drink? ● Iodine
73 Why is a bottle of highly toxic medicine harmless to people? As long as you don't drink it, you don't have to work hard. ● doze off
75 There is something that buyers and sellers know, but only users don't know. What is it? ● coffin
76 some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? ● What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? ● no one knows
78 a cow. Go north for 11 meters, then go west for 11 meters, then go south for 11 meters, turn right backwards and ask where the cow's tail is facing. ● chaodi
79 "congenital" refers to the inheritance of parents. What is "acquired"? What is the main cause of divorce on the day after tomorrow
81? ● get married
81 9 oranges are distributed to 13 children. How to divide them fairly? ● Squeeze into juice