2. Before, a friend asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery, which was quite successful. I can't recognize who lent me money anymore.
I slept until noon and got up. Once I vaguely heard my parents chatting. Dad said, "Who will marry our daughter in the future?" Mother said, "It's too poor. We should sympathize with our son-in-law. " ? Dad said: no, it should be because that person committed too many crimes in his last life and is not worthy of sympathy!
If you like a girl, study hard, find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you have to pay more.
I wanted to give you a bag, but I didn't know which one you like, so I bought you several more bags, including beef bag, leek egg bag and okra kidney bag!
6. Although you can't grow taller, you can continue to gain weight!
7. The wish made before the Spring Festival is that the financial resources will be rolling, and three quarters will be rolling after the Spring Festival.
8. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me!
9. I like eating with learned people very much. As long as I ask a question that they are good at, the food will be mine for the next two hours.
10. Cherish the friends around you. You can make money without money. If you have no friends, you don't have to pay back the money.
1 1. I have a friend who makes a loud fart every time, and then adds "I put it". She proudly explained, "I can't leave my fart without a mother."
12. I was watching the stars last night when a meteor suddenly fell. I made a wish at once: I want to be Gao Fushuai. Then, a miracle happened: the meteor flew back.
13. I finally understood in tears that some people can't lose weight once they get fat!
14. All along, the four spiritual pillars that support my life progress are: waiting for work, waiting for Friday, waiting for express delivery, waiting for salary.
15. Me: Daughter-in-law, talk about my advantages. Daughter-in-law: You don't need a reason to love someone. Me: What about my shortcomings? Daughter-in-law: lazy, stupid, greedy, short, fat and ugly!
16. Some people are good-looking, others are ugly, and I shuttle between them, and I am ugly.
17. The way Fujian people and Northeast people play idioms solitaire is this: mutual affinity, "sealing" thieves is the father, "father" hurts each other, and "harm" is what you want!
18. I want to go to the movies with my date recently. Please recommend any good appointments.
19. Mathematics is actually very simple, but the other 90 points are difficult.
20. You said you were always behind me, so did you pick up the money I dropped last time?
2 1. Opportunity is like a hair on a bald head. If you catch it, you catch it. If you can't catch it, it's gone.
I met my old classmate in the street today. I didn't expect him to be so poor, so I put a dollar in the bowl.
23. The lovely me has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me.
24. The ship of friendship capsized, the ship of love sank, and the flame of family went out. Only canoes in single dog can stand!
25. I have gone from nothing to assets of over 100 million, from wealth to luxury villas. I'm not dependent on others. I came up with it bit by bit.