People are hated when they are old. In old age, old people can't enjoy the happiness they deserve. Although he has two sons, it is entirely up to his two daughters-in-law, who often quarrel about the old man's affairs, and no one wants to raise him. In the end, I can only rely on the money and the generosity of the old man to enjoy my old age.
Time: the morning of the 29th of a certain month.
Venue: Tangjia
Characters: Uncle Tang (father), eldest brother Tang (eldest son), eldest daughter-in-law, second daughter-in-law, postman of second son Tang.
Plot:
Big wife; (Scold backstage:) You ghost dead old man, today is the 29th of this month. Why are you still with me? Hurry up and get to Don. The eldest daughter-in-law threw a rag bag and crutches and pushed the old man to the ground.
Uncle Tang: Ouch! I am old and weak, and I want to pee and wet my shoes. The more you spill it, the more you get into the cage (get up slowly and pick up the bag and crutches). My name is Tang Dachuan, and I have three sons, all married and married. I haven't heard from my third son for more than ten years, and my wife has already left. My two sons live in one household for one month according to the rural custom. Today, when I was only 29 years old, my eldest daughter-in-law kicked me out and told me to go to Tang. If she asks me to go, I will go; (Half a circle around the stage)
Don: I'm Don. My friends don't know that I married a wife, and others don't know. But playing cards is her patent. I wash clothes, cook, feed pigs and sweep the floor at home. She cares nothing but playing cards. She went yesterday, but she hasn't come back today. Not to mention playing cards, she still has a habit of eating every time she comes home from playing cards (look at the time). It's only 10. She should be back later. She wasn't here last night, so I played cards all night. Who cares? I sat outside and took a nap (sleeping on a stool).
Second daughter-in-law: (Bao comes out) I'm so angry. I had bad luck last night. I didn't win money after playing all night. I'm hungry. Go back and see if my husband has prepared dinner for my mother. I walked half a circle around the stage and went home. When I saw Don sleeping, my anger came. ) this Tang actually fell asleep outside (walking in front of Tang), Tang (didn't wake up twice, slapped Tang's ass hard, with a loud voice);
Don: (suddenly awakened) What is it? (Looking back at his wife, he immediately buys a smile) Hey, I wish my wife is back (the second daughter-in-law holds her chest with both hands, and Tang gets up at once). I finally came to your old man's house. Sit down, sit down. ;
Second daughter-in-law: What? After playing cards all night, my back is sore and my stomach is hungry. You arrived well. You slept here. You don't know that I want to eat when I get home. Have you finished your meal? ;
Don: (scared and helpless) It's not that I want to sleep here. You see, I am busy every day. I wanted to sit here and have a rest, but I fell asleep. ;
Second daughter-in-law: (scolding) You are tired. You have no idea how hard it is for my mother to earn money by playing cards. You just cook at home. You are still very tired, and you even sleep at home. ;
Don Raul: (I don't know what happened) I, I, I ...;
Second daughter-in-law: (impatient) I what me? Do it now. ;
Don: (like an order) I'll go, I'll go (turning around and stepping down)
Second daughter-in-law: (stomping angrily and shaking hands) It's really bad for eight generations to marry such a person, and there is no promise at all. (then step down)
Uncle Tang: (carrying a cane in his pocket) Ouch! Finally, I am too old to walk. I haven't eaten anything from yesterday to today. See if the penis has anything to eat. Call out the penis first (weak). Tang Laoer, Tang Laoer, Tang Laoer ...;
Second Grandma: (scolding backstage) Don, are you deaf? Someone is calling you outside, can't you hear? ;
Don: Honey, I'm cooking. Go and have a look! ;
Second daughter-in-law: I went to see it, not to call me;
Don: (disgruntled, loudly) You are neither early nor late. Who will come? Look, I want to eat, eat, eat! ;
Uncle Tang: Second child, it's me, your father! ;
Don: (seeing it's dad, he immediately lowers his voice to help) Dad, why are you here! Come and sit down! ;
Uncle Tang: (sighs) Hey! Your sister-in-law said that she had lived there for a long time and asked me to come to your side. ;
Don: Did your sister-in-law ask you to come over? ;
Uncle Tang: She said today was full, so she asked me to come over. ;
Don: My sister-in-law asked you to come over, so I called my wife out first. ;
Uncle Tang: (I heard that I called his wife out, shaking my head and sighing) Hey! Still call you wife? ;
Don: (full of helplessness) It's all her own decision. You wait first. (Get out of the way) Wife, wife, hurry up, your father is here! ;
Second daughter-in-law: (happily running out) What, dad is here, great, there is meat to eat today. Dad, dad, dad (seeing Uncle Tang, he suddenly stopped. Question) Don Raul, where is my father? ;
Don Raul: (pointing to the old man in fear and whispering) My dad, isn't he your dad, too? ;
Second daughter-in-law: (furious) What? Your dad is my dad, my dad is my dad, and your dad is your dad. (Walk up to the old man) You dead old man, get out of here (push the old man to the ground and sit down by yourself)
Don: (rushing to help, discontentedly) Dad, are you okay? Get up quickly. Honey, my father is an old man. Can't he be gentle? ;
Second Grandma: (glaring at her husband and questioning) What does this mean? ;
Uncle Tang: (sad, sighing) Hey! Your sister-in-law said she was full there and asked me to come to your side. ;
Second Daughter-in-law: (screaming) What, Sister-in-law said it was full today, and it's only 29 today? Come when Sister-in-law tells you to come, and go when Sister-in-law tells you to eat shit! ;
Uncle Tang: (Helpless) Ouch! Sister-in-law asked me to come over, but I dare not. ;
Second daughter-in-law: (stands up and points) It is clear that it is only 29 today, and one day, this old thing actually barks. ;
Uncle Tang: (whispering) Daughter-in-law, it doesn't matter if you lose one more day. ;
Second daughter-in-law: (cursing) If you say it doesn't matter, then it doesn't matter. You have to eat more meals all day. ;
(Although Tang was dissatisfied, he dared not speak.)
Uncle Tang: Oh dear! Daughter-in-law, it doesn't matter if you eat more or less. I'm used to it anyway. I haven't eaten anything from yesterday to today. I'll stay with you for one more day, just one meal. ;
Second daughter-in-law: A meal? You eat a meal, we eat all day. We can't even skip a meal. Since my sister-in-law has said so, let's check with her. ;
Uncle Tang: What? Still have to verify? ;
Second Grandma: (impatient) I must testify. I want to stay here for one more day. What should I do? (Pointing to Tang) Tang, take this immortal thing and verify it for your sister-in-law. ;
(Uncle Tang shakes his head again and again)
Boss Tang: (with a helpless face) Hey, Dad, go! ;
Uncle Tang: Go on! ;
(Half a circle around the stage, before Tang Dynasty, helping Dad walk, after his wife left)
Second daughter-in-law: (impatient, scolding) You old woman, you can't walk, eat too hard, pull too much, and you will die if you walk too fast! ;
Uncle Tang: I am old. I haven't eaten for two days, and I have no strength to walk. ;
Second daughter-in-law: You haven't eaten for two days, and I haven't eaten either. You can't leave. Let me give you a hand (push the old man to the ground from behind)
Uncle Tang: (painfully) ouch ;
Don: (rushing to help dad, discontentedly) Dad! Are you okay? Honey, don't go too far. ;
Second Grandma: (pointing to her husband) Yo yo, what's the matter? You taught me a lesson. I play cards every day to earn money to support you, and you dare to teach me a lesson without looking at your bear. ;
(Tang was speechless)
Uncle Tang: (sad, but helpless) Don Raul, stop quarreling and go to your sister-in-law's house. ;
Second daughter-in-law: Call your sister-in-law out when you arrive. ;
Uncle Tang: If you ask me to call her, I will call her. I think I'll call her Dahl. (faint) Boss, Boss Tang, Boss Tang ...
First daughter-in-law: (backstage, scolding) Boss Tang, you are still sleeping. Go out and see if the cat or the dog is barking. ;
Boss Tang: I'm not dressed yet. Go and have a look! ;
First daughter-in-law: (impatient) I'll go. Go and have a look with my mother. ;
Boss Tang: (I'm surprised when I get dressed and come out.) Dad? Why are you old? Why did you come again? Come and sit on the stool. ;
(The two sons want to help the old man sit down, and the second daughter-in-law takes the lead and squints at the three. )
Uncle Tang: The second daughter-in-law said that she would come to verify;
Boss Tang: (strange) confrontation? ;
Second Grandma: (stands up) Boss Tang, call your wife out quickly! ;
Boss Tang: If you scream, why are you so fierce? Wife, wife, come out, dad's here.
First daughter-in-law: (swearing) What are you yelling about? What's the use of being Don's boss? You can't do anything well. (Glaring at several people and walking to the old man) Oh, you old thing. I just told you to go to Brother Tang. Why did you come back to me?
Second daughter-in-law: Sister-in-law, what do you mean? It's 29 today, and you drove this old bastard to my house, trying to eat at my house for free.
First Daughter-in-law: Is it 29 today? I said the second daughter-in-law, I think it was a mistake. Today is the first day, and the old man should go to your side.
Second Daughter-in-law: I said, Sister-in-law, being so clear is bullying people. . .
Eldest daughter-in-law; (immediately took the words) bullying is embarrassing. Don't forget, before you married Tang, you stubbornly followed Tang and secretly slept with Tang at night. If I don't promise to marry him, can you enter this door? Hum,
Second wife; (Not to be outdone) Finally, I got married with Don. Unlike some people, when I married Tang, I was still thinking about our Tang. When Tang was not at home, I actually brought my Tang. Ha ha ha, don't laugh.
Don: (arguing forward) Wife, I didn't hold my sister-in-law's hand. We ... . .
Second wife; What did you say? I said yes.
Eldest daughter-in-law; (I was speechless with anger) I said, second daughter-in-law, you can also say such a thing out of thin air. No matter what you say, this old thing has to come to your side today. (He walks up to the old man and pushes away Boss Tang and Raul Tang) Because you are a dead old man. Get up. (The old man is pulled up by the eldest daughter-in-law and pushed to the second daughter-in-law) Get over to Tang.
Second wife; (Also pushing the eldest daughter-in-law hard) Go to Boss Tang.
(The two brothers dare not intervene, so they have to follow their father everywhere. The old man was pushed around like this. At this time, the postman came up, just pushed by the eldest sister-in-law to the second daughter-in-law, and some of them were pushed down by the second daughter-in-law. The two brothers quickly put the prisoner on the stool.
Postman; (inexplicably, shouting) Push, push, push, push what?
(Two daughters-in-law react and say) Which one is meddling?
Postman; I still don't understand. I was at your mercy when I came.
(The second daughter-in-law holds her chest with both hands)
Eldest daughter-in-law; Where did you get these things? Why did you come to my house?
Postman; Oh, I'm the postman. I'm here to deliver something. Is this Tang Dachuan's home?
Eldest daughter-in-law; (pointing to the old man who just sat down) This old man is Tang Dachuan. Say something quickly.
Postman; (Ignoring the eldest daughter-in-law and walking towards the old man) Excuse me, are you Uncle Tang Dachuan?
Uncle Tang; (faint) Ah, I'm your uncle Tang.
Postman; Oh, I'm the postman. I'm here to deliver something to you.
Uncle Tang; What? Are you a cow fart baby? (The postman is in distress situation)
Eldest daughter-in-law; (impatiently, loudly) Postman, you are deaf.
Uncle Tang; Oh, postman.
Postman; Yes, do you have another son working outside?
Uncle Tang; (Shaking his head and sighing) There is a son outside, but he has been out for more than ten years, and I haven't heard from him.
Postman; Uncle Tang, I have a message for you. Your son is still here.
Uncle Tang; (happy, surprised) What, you said my son is still here? Well, I'm glad I'm still here. It has been more than ten years.
(Several people listened together when they heard that the old man's son who was working outside was still alive. )
Postman; Yes, he made a lot of money outside.
Uncle Tang; What, he planted a lot of fields outside? Well, farming is good, so there will be food.
Don Raul; Dad, I made a lot of money.
Uncle Tang; Oh, I've made money. Good, so I won't have to rely on you to let me down in the future.
(Hearing this, the two daughters-in-law got angry and straightened up. )
Second wife; Yes, we are not good to you. It's okay now. Now you can rely on your rich boy. I just don't know how much money I earn and how to support myself.
Postman; That's right, Uncle Tang. You started a company outside. . .
(The two daughters-in-law are angry and envious. )
Uncle Tang; (happily busy taking over) I also keep a lot of cocks outside, alas, there will be chickens to eat in the future, hehehehehehehehehe.
(Boss Tang, the second chorus) Company.
Don Raul; Dad, it means that my brother runs an il company outside and is now the boss.
Postman; In other words, I came to bring you something today. (takes the envelope out of my backpack) Your second son brought it back for you. There is a card with 200,000 RMB in it, which can't be spent all my life.
(A few people look out. The old man trembled at the envelope.
Eldest daughter-in-law; (grabs the envelope) Bring it here, you old thing. What kind of money do you use (rob the money and hide happily)? Boss Tang, come and see if it's true.
(The second daughter-in-law was angry and annoyed when she saw it.)
Postman; Don't worry, Uncle Tang, this money is deposited in your name by your son, and no one else can get it. I also sent it. I should go, too.
Uncle Tang; (Holding the postman's hand) Postman, you can stay here for lunch before you leave.
Second wife; (Pushing the postman out by hand, but saying) Postman, have you had lunch? Did you have lunch? (Pushing out the door) You should have left a long time ago.
(The eldest daughter-in-law and the second daughter-in-law look at the envelope happily. The second daughter-in-law quietly grabs the envelope after pushing the postman out of the door, and happily runs to Tang and hands it to Tang. )
Second wife; Don, take it.
Eldest daughter-in-law; (Angry and angry, cursing) Boss Tang, you don't take it well, and your second daughter-in-law robbed you (Boss Tang was scolded to be speechless).
Don Raul; Honey, my brother gave this money to my father. .
Boss Tang; Yes, this money belongs to dad.
Second wife; (pointing to Tang) You are so stupid, more than 200,000 yuan. With all this money, are you afraid you can't afford to support your father? Then take this old man to live with me, and the money will be ours.
(Uncle Tang shakes his head sadly and sighs); Unfortunately.
Eldest daughter-in-law; It's a good idea for you to bring this old thing here, so the money is yours? Don't think about it, Boss Tang. Since they sent your dad to us today, we'll let him stay with us. Even if they have a credit card, the postman said that only dad can get the money, and it is useless for them to take it. Come and help him into the house.
Boss Tang; Ok (saying that two people help the old man get ready to enter the house)
Second wife; (Reaction) Don Raul, pull Dad to our side quickly.
(Tang grabbed the old man's foot and pulled it back, but Boss Tang pulled the old man's arm here, pulled it over, pulled it over again, and both of them shouted) Dad came to our side.
(Several people pulled by themselves, and accidentally dropped the old man on the ground, unable to move. A few people reacted at once, and the eldest daughter-in-law and the second daughter-in-law also felt wrong, standing there staring blankly)
Don Raul; (Reacting, walking towards the old man) Dad, Dad, are you okay? Dad, big brother, come and see dad.
Boss Tang; (Then I woke up and walked beside the old man) Dad, dad, don't scare me. Dad, are you okay?
Don Raul; (Angry) You pull, pull, pull. Look what my dad has done now (staring up at his two daughters-in-law, scared to death). ) Boss, it was your wife.
Eldest daughter-in-law; (I'm very dissatisfied with what she said) Don, it's not my fault. You're in on it.
Don Raul; If you two daughters-in-law were not nice to your father, would it be like this today? Let's just swallow it. Dad is old, and you two still treat him like this. It's also because of your father. He can't sleep here today.
Boss Tang; Okay, dick. What now?
Don Raul; What shall we do? Your wife is too fierce. She did this to my father today. Such a woman should teach her a lesson and give her some color to see see.
Boss Tang; Well, we've put up with it for so many years, and today it's because of your father. . . (talking and rolling up his sleeves)
Eldest daughter-in-law; (Straightening up, not afraid at all) Boss Tang, I'm afraid you will rebel again today. No, I want to hit my mother. (As he said, he ran over and grabbed Boss Tang's ear.)
Boss Tang; Oh, relax, relax.
Don Raul; Boss, is this your way of life? (Picking up the stool and handing it to the boss) Boss, hit her with the stool, and she pulled my dad like this. Do you still swallow it like this?
Boss Tang; (Looking at the old man lying on the ground) I will be a man for you today. (He waved his hand at his wife with a stool, and when he saw that her husband was really calling himself, he was afraid to hide everywhere. )
Eldest daughter-in-law; Boss Tang, do you really dare to hit me?
Boss Tang; I hit you today. Why (I caught up with a stool and spanked my wife)
Eldest daughter-in-law; (a butt sitting on the ground) Well, you boss Tang, you hit me.
Second wife; (Seeing the eldest sister-in-law being beaten, gloating) Yes, yes, the eldest sister-in-law was beaten, and the eldest sister-in-law was beaten.
Don Raul; You still laugh when your sister-in-law is beaten. If she is defeated, it's your turn. She patted his wife on the head. If you are such a wife, I will divorce you after today.
Second wife; (Angry and annoyed) Divorce is divorce. Who's afraid of who?
Don Raul; Brother, why don't you find such a woman? There are thousands of dads. Let's put them in.
Boss Tang; Yes, second, now that we have money, we don't want such a woman.
(When the two daughters-in-law heard that it was money, they immediately stepped forward to hold the two brothers. ) Honey, shall we not divorce? I know this is wrong. This is our fault. We were wrong. We shouldn't have done that to Dad.
Don Raul; Now you know this is wrong? I'm afraid of running out of money. Why didn't I say you were wrong and bad for dad before? Now his old man is so, so. . .
Boss Tang; Second, leave them alone. Let's take dad in first.
(The two daughters-in-law don't know what's going on. Two people were about to lift their feet when suddenly the unconscious old man moved. They let out a cry of horror and frightened the two daughters-in-law.
Don Raul; (Surprised and happy) Dad, are you okay? I thought you. . . .
Boss Tang quickly kicked the old man up. )
Uncle Tang; (fainting) Thought I was dead, didn't you? Fortunately, I have a hard bone and a cheap life, otherwise I would have been killed by you guys.
Don Raul; Don't worry, dad. Now we'll divorce your two evil daughters-in-law, and dad won't have to suffer any more.
(The two brothers helped the old man up. When the two daughters-in-law saw that the old man was awake, as if they saw hope, they both reached out and handed the stool. Don glared back at his wife. )
Boss Tang; Yes, dad, you can enjoy your old age in the future.
Uncle Tang; Boss Tang, second Tang, your wife is still leaving.
(The two daughters-in-law are both happy and sorry. )
Don Raul; Dad, don't. You haven't been angry enough in recent years. Today, you just think they almost died.
Uncle Tang; Nonsense, everyone will die. I'm fine now. I am too old to do anything. I don't mind being rejected by two daughters-in-law. Everyone makes mistakes. They are still young, as long as they can change. Besides, it is not easy to find a wife in this era. Now that you are married, you should live a good life. They didn't matter to me before. Anyway, I'm over 500, and I may not live for a few years. Anyway, don't break up my family because of me. . . . .
(The two daughters-in-law immediately moved and regretted what the old man said. I've done this to him before, but his old man let bygones be bygones. Before the old man finished, the eldest daughter-in-law walked over to the old man with her head down and knelt down. )
Eldest daughter-in-law; Dad, I'm sorry for being a daughter-in-law. I was confused before, and it was not good for you. Today I almost. . . But you forgave us and let the past be the past. I really don't know what to say. My daughter-in-law is sorry for you.
Second wife; (Seeing my sister-in-law admit her mistake, she consciously goes to the old man and kneels down) Dad, thank you for forgiving our mistakes. My daughter-in-law promises that no matter whether your old man is rich or poor in the future, we will be kind to him. Just help me convince don and them.
Uncle Tang; As long as you can recognize your mistakes and correct them. Get up first. Big brother and second brother (looking back at them)
Don Raul; Since dad doesn't mind, what can I say?
Boss Tang; Yes, dad, as long as they can change.
Second wife; Dad is so generous, we will be good to him in the future.
(Two daughter-in-law stand beside her husband. )
Uncle Tang; Boss Tang, Second Tang, First Daughter-in-law and Second Daughter-in-law (in chorus) should treat the elderly well in the future.
The two daughters-in-law pressed the heads of the two brothers hard. oh
Uncle Tang; Want to combine husband and wife
(The two brothers are unconvinced and press their wives' heads hard. )
Uncle Tang; Family harmony is everything.
(four people answer together); oh
Eldest daughter-in-law; Dad, look, lunch is over. Come on, let's go in and have a good reunion dinner.
(Several people help the old man)
: Is that all right?