1. After years of continuous efforts, I finally changed from an ignorant teenager to an ignorant youth.

2. "Cousin, what made you decide to lose weight?" "After being drunk last time" and "Just being drunk can make you decide to lose weight?" "When you carried me to bed, I heard you shouting: one.

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3. Go!"

third, after the English listening test, I realized a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

4. The four spiritual pillars that have supported my life progress have always been: waiting for work, waiting for weeks, waiting for express delivery and waiting for salary.

5. A tough woman like you, if a boy is suddenly nice to you, there is only one reason: he respects you as a man.

6. As the saying goes, many skills don't weigh you down, and you've traveled the Jianghu alone with a stunt for decades before you find that the most useful skill is "open your mind".

VII. "What's your specialty?" "I burned ... boiled water is not bad."

8. The person who can make me take out my mobile phone and type and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.

nine. the reason for being fat is probably that my thin body can't hold my great personality.

1 I've worked very hard. Why can't I lose weight? I can lose weight for the remaining eight hours except eating every day!

Xi. I want to run naked in summer, but how many clothes I wear in winter is like running naked.

12. The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to accommodate my full personality.

XIII. I'm a principled person. In the final analysis, there are only three principles in my life, depending on my mood.

XIV. If happiness is a cloud and pain is a star, then my life is really cloudless and starry in Wan Li.

15. Honey, we can never go back, can we? I pondered for a moment and roared at her: If you hadn't locked the key in the house again, wouldn't we be able to go back?

XVI. When you are young, you should walk around. If you walk around more, you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only one in single dog.

XVII. A single boy is called single dog. Is there any description of a single girl? A teenager who has been single for 21 years replied: the dog ignores it.

XVIII. I once saw a boy whose name was written all over a book. He was a disciplinary committee member.

19. My friend often works in a beauty shop to lose weight. When I accompanied her that day, she looked at the newly posted price list and said discontentedly to the proprietress, "I lost a catty of 21 yuan last time, but how did it suddenly rise to a catty of 51 yuan?" The proprietress said: "Pork has risen to 18 yuan a catty. Can I make sense if I don't raise the price here?"

21. Don't expect to lose weight. Bajie has walked 118,111 miles without losing weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian.

21st. I just eat and drink all day, and I've gained a lot of weight at once! Suddenly, I met an old man who was selling a weight-loss plaster, saying that it was effective and invalid for a refund, and he could lose 11 pounds in 7 days. When I got home, I found that I forgot to ask where to post it. When I opened the manual, I saw three words: "Post it on my mouth."