When the heart exchange operation failed, the doctor asked the dying patient if he had any last words to explain. Guess what he would say?
2
Xiao Ming was not nervous when he found that his room had been stolen. Why?
three
A man committed suicide by jumping off a 50-meter-high building and fell heavily to the ground. Why isn't he dead?
four
Xiao Wang is a good soldier. While on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye?
five
Why can frogs jump higher than trees?
six
When is four minus one equal to five?
seven
The angrier things get, the bigger things get.
eight
What's the difference between chess and Go?
nine
A chicken and a goose are put in the refrigerator. The chicken froze to death, but the goose was still alive. Why?
10
Why do doctors wear masks when performing surgery?
1 1
What is smaller than bacteria?
12
What else will others know about you when you brag about your advantages to others?
13
This Roman number stands for 9. How to add a sum to make it even?
14
Wenwen is washing clothes, but after a long time, her clothes are still dirty. Why?
15
There is a man wearing a helmet with a fan tied to it, an electric fan in his left hand, a kettle in his right hand and skates on his feet. Where is he going?
16
Can people living in Hong Kong be buried in Guangzhou?
17
Xiao Ming knows the answer to the test paper, why does he often look at his classmates?
18
What will you be punished for when you don't do it?
19
The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false?
20
What does sleeping beauty fear most?
2 1
Xiaoming said to Xiaohua, "I can sit where you will never sit!" " "Where is he sitting?
22
Which official not only doesn't get paid, but also pays for himself?
23
What do most self-employed people live on in today's society?
24
An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up his seat?
25
Under what circumstances can two tigers fit in one mountain?
26
But where are the big and small places?
27
Why do newly bought socks have holes?
28
Who is the most disobedient?
29
What book has no one read?
30
Fox is best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together?
3 1
Under what circumstances do people tear their hair?
32
There is one thing that both buyers and sellers know, but only users don't know. What is this?
33
You don't need to work hard at typing.
34
Why is a bottle of medicine marked highly toxic harmless to people?
35
If there is a stick, is there any way to shorten it, but it is not allowed to be sawed off, broken or shortened?
36
When is four minus three equal to five?
37
If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today?
38
What are the benefits of black hair?
39
Depressed Tom jumped into the river, but he couldn't swim and didn't drown. Why?
40
What kind of bamboo doesn't grow in soil?
4 1
What are the benefits of black hair?
Forty two.
Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time. Because of the language barrier, his parents seem to be at a loss. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages, but he doesn't feel as inconvenient as in his own country. Why?
43
What chicken has no wings?
Forty-four
Some people say that you can judge the age of a chicken with your teeth. Why?
45
What grows a tail at night?
46
There is an animal. You killed it, but you bled yourself. What kind of animal is this?
47
But where are the big and small places?
48
What is the most valuable thing lost?
Forty nine
Who is the most disobedient?
50
What are the main reasons for divorce?
5 1
When does the clock stop?
Fifty two
What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark?
53
Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like?
54
Why are Buddhists mostly in the northern hemisphere?
55
Who is sick and never sees a doctor?
Fifty-six
Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate?
57
What's the name of a beautiful woman who doesn't have children after marriage and is afraid of going out of shape?
58
Is there anything in the world that can carry people at a speed close to 2000 km/h without refueling or other fuels?
59
Why can frogs jump higher than trees?
60
What is the first thing Santa put in his socks on Christmas Eve this year?
6 1
Depressed Tom jumped into the river, but he couldn't swim and didn't drown. Why?
62
Kangaroos and monkeys are competing in the high jump. Why did the kangaroo lose before it started jumping?
63
Why is there a sheep in a pack of wolves?
64
Snail only takes one minute from Shanghai to Beijing. Why?
65
Beat the dog to see the owner, and beat the tiger to see what?
66
In the "O" position of "Wu, Ren, Wang, A and Wu", which word should be filled in "East, South, West, North and China"?
67
There are three brothers between the boss and Lao Yao. Although they were born on the same day in the same year, they are nothing alike. Why?
Sixty-eight
What does a sailor who has been wandering in the vast sea for more than half a year want to do next after he sets foot on the mainland?
Sixty-nine
What's another name for eggplant?
70
When did the cow's tongue and tail meet?
7 1
What can I borrow without returning it?
Seventy two
When is four minus one equal to five?
73
The angrier things get, the bigger things get.
74
There is one thing you can only take with your left hand, but not with your right. What is this?
75
What is the biggest regret after Adam and Eve got married?
76
Why is a bottle of medicine marked highly toxic harmless to people?
77
A signboard suddenly fell from a height and hit five people walking side by side. Why are only three people injured?
Seventy-eight
Every couple has absolute similarities in their lives. What is that?
79
What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark?
80
Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk when they first met?
8 1
Where are the fewest Buddha statues?
82
How long will it take Tsinghua University to finish reading?
83
Under what circumstances can two tigers fit in one mountain?
84
Why can frogs jump higher than trees?
Eighty-five
No matter how similar twins are, someone will always tell them apart. Who is this man?
86
Why do people go to the market?
87
What can a woman lift with one hand when a hundred men cannot lift it?
88
The ancients in China once dipped their blue coats in the Yellow River. What happened?
Eighty-nine
Why does 60 yuan buy one and 20 yuan buy two?
90
Mom and dad, brother and sister, a * * *, only three people. Why?
9 1
Men love drinking and are afraid of their wives, who stipulate that they must take off their shoes when entering the door. He remembered that it was an imperial edict. One day, I came back from drinking. Just arrived at the stairs, I suddenly remembered my wife's words, and I had to take off my shoes when I entered the door. I quickly took off my shoes and walked barefoot to the fifth floor. I opened the door, shook my shoes and said to my wife, I remember to take off my shoes today.
92
Which word is common all over the world?
93
The hotter the weather, what climbs higher?
94
What produces a tail at night?
95
What English letters are the most pleasing to listen to?
96
What is the ritual that a priest cannot perform under any circumstances?
97
What are the main reasons for divorce?
98
Wenwen is washing clothes, but after a long time, her clothes are still dirty. Why?
99
When is four minus one equal to five?
four
The policeman's son never called the policeman his father. Why?
five
What do Eskimos eat?
six
What ticket is the most dangerous?
seven
What shoes will you never wear to go shopping?
eight
Do you know that the hotter something is, the higher it climbs?
nine
Why does Miss Liu from Taiwan Province Province insist on not taking her husband's surname after marriage?
10
Smart and fast. (Name a Latin American country)
1 1
Why do blind people shine at night?
12
Blind people eat milk and hit a fruit?
13
Thousand fields are connected with soil and fields (guess a word)?
14
What can't a magnifying glass enlarge?
15
One horizontal, one horizontal, one vertical, one vertical, one vertical, one vertical, one vertical, one vertical. (type a word)?
16
It takes six hours from Beijing to Shanghai by train. Where is the train in three hours?
17
Under what circumstances can two tigers fit in one mountain?
18
What chicken has no wings?
19
Combs are hard to comb, lice are hard to stay, and they are bare and hit the ball (one thing)?
20
What is more annoying than crows and crows?
2 1
Is there anything you don't know and I don't know?
22
What is easy to type?
23
Why does an elephant only have one right ear?
24
What kind of animals are closest to humans?
25
Lao Wang who lives in Beijing wants to go to Shanghai. How much will it cost?
26
How much do you have to pay when someone invites you to dinner?
27
How to cover a mirror with two coins?
28
Drink congou (to use an idiom)?
29
There is a wooden bridge. At one end of the bridge, there is a tiger ready to cross it. At the other end, there is a wolf ready to cross the bridge. In the middle of the bridge, there is a sheep crossing it. How did the sheep get there?
30
Why doesn't the fish talk?
3 1
Both children bought the same shoes. Why are they still wearing different shoes?
32
What do crying and laughing have in common?
33
Xiao Qiang ran in the wilderness of heavy rain for ten minutes, but his hair didn't get wet. Why?
34
What is the strongest lock afraid of?
35
I threw a stone with an egg, but the egg didn't break. Why?
36
What tickets are the most valuable and what tickets are the least valuable?
37
Civil Aviation Administration, (to borrow an idiom)?
38
What is bitterness and what is Jude?
39
What should I do? Why not turn a blind eye?
40
What should you do if your boat breaks a hole in the sea?
4 1
What's the difference between electricity and lightning?
Forty two.
Who makes money by luck every day?
43
Take a gun to the top (place name)?
Forty-four
Is there any way to open the Rubik's Cube in the shortest time?
45
Monkeys pick pineapples in the tree, one per minute, how many in ten minutes?
46
No grazing? (Beat an ancient poet)
47
Why did he find a wallet in the street but didn't turn it in?
48
Why does he go east when his home is in the west?
Forty nine
Do you write with your left hand or right hand?
50
What mountain is the greatest?
5 1
Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in new york Harbor?
Fifty two
Why don't hooligans have to pay for cars?
53
Who will be the father-in-law first and then the father?
54
There are three birds fighting on the wire trunk. Why did one bird fall and the other two fell?
55
Open the letter. (Name a city)?
Fifty-six
The ninth marriage (playing a place name)?
57
What people are not afraid of cold?
58
More than eighty, one horizontal, one word.
59
Man can climb Mount Everest, but there is one place he will never climb. What is that place?
60
One thing is the infancy of young people, the adolescence of middle-aged people, and the whole past of the elderly. What is this?
6 1
Vampires catch a person and don't eat him right away. What do vampires want?
62
What do you mean "left without right, front without back"?
63
A driver rushed down the hill quickly, but no one was hurt. Why?
64
Setting off firecrackers in the toilet? (Type an idiom)
65
All the pigs in the world are dead. (Type the title of the song)
66
What should a person do if he wants to become a millionaire overnight?
67
What should a person do if he wants to become a millionaire overnight?
Sixty-eight
A bridge bears 80 kilograms. Why can a person weighing 70kg cross the bridge with two balls each weighing10kg?
Sixty-nine
Who is the most disobedient?
70
How many sides does the box have?
7 1
I went home. Why don't I go in?
Seventy two
What can be full without spending money?
73
What kind of things are fake and people are willing to buy them?
74
What's the fastest?
75
Lao Ming has three sons. The eldest son is called big brother, and the second son is called second brother (what's the name of the youngest son, please)?
76
Line up to go to the bathroom. -Name a place?
77
What looks like a light bulb?
Seventy-eight
In flowers of war, Chiang Kai-shek went to a military school as a teenager. Who ran the military school at that time? Where is it?
79
Which word will everyone mispronounce?
80
They are wrong, three months, don't pin the knife on your waist and let no one know (type a word)?
8 1
A bee stops on the calendar to play idioms?
82
There is no water in the pool and no soil on the ground (type)?
83
What pool can't take a bath?
84
Open the box in the morning and close it at night. There is a mirror in the box. Hit human organs
Eighty-five
What door won't close?
86
At the crossroads, Chang 'e walked on the road. (insert a sentence)
87
What's the relationship between me and your father's brother's son's classmate's brother?
88
Add, subtract, multiply and divide less (type a word)
Eighty-nine
People are in the garden (type a word)
90
Make a maximum number with three 3s?
9 1
If you say it, it's gone What is this?
92
What car can't move?
93
What kind of water can't be drunk?
94
What hole is more useless?
95
Xiaoming's father has three sons, one is called heavy hair, the other is called kitten, what is the third?
96
There are 100 teams participating. How many fights will it take to choose the champion?
97
When are you more sure that you are from China?
98
What will increase by half after handstand?
99
What kind of passers-by can't walk?
100
What exactly do people like?
1
What do women lose unconsciously?
2
A ewe and a lamb are grazing. An old wolf came and took the ewe away, and the lamb obediently followed. What happened?
three
The elephant in the zoo died. Why did Pluto cry so sadly?
four
Three sparrows are fighting on a telephone pole. One of them accidentally fell down. Why did the other two fall with him?
five
Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year?
six
What is something smaller than bacteria?
seven
Xiao Wang, who loves snacks, weighs 50 kilograms at the heaviest and only 3 kilograms at the lightest. Why?
eight
Nine oranges were distributed to 13 children. How to divide it fairly?
nine
Eight numbers "8", how to make it equal to 1000?
10
There was a man who went to the cinema half an hour late because of something, but he didn't expect to come to the cinema but there was no one. (The movie is known to behave normally)
1 1
What produces a tail at night?
12
The angrier things get, the bigger things get.
13
The family asked the doctor about the patient. The doctor only put up five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason?
14
What is the narrowest road?
15
Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk when they first met?
16
What does a stutterer lose the most?
17
When the heart exchange operation failed, the doctor asked the dying patient if he had any last words to explain. Guess what he would say?
18
Xiao Ming was not nervous when he found that his room had been stolen. Why?
19
I became a mother before I gave birth to a child, adopted a child or adopted a mother, and I didn't claim an adopted son or daughter. Excuse me, who's calling?
20
Two chess players played nine games a day and won the same number of times. There was no draw. What happened?
2 1
Xiao Wang is a good soldier. While on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye?
22
What cows can't eat grass?
23
You can do it, I can do it, and everyone can; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for?
24
A new hospital has been opened in this city, with advanced equipment and thoughtful service. But the strange thing is: there are no patients here. Why?
25
Which is longer, a water snake, a python or a bamboo snake?
26
Someone has gone abroad, but China people are all around him. What happened?
27
What is the most difficult problem in the world?
28
Lao Liu sleeps alone. Why did he wake up with deep teeth marks on his ass?
29
How will an ant die if it falls from a mountain millions of meters high?
30
On a cold winter morning, a gentleman in a suit and tie swam desperately in the river. Why do you think this is?
3 1
Why does it cost only 1 10,000 yuan to buy one cow and 50,000 yuan to buy three cows?
32
What is the strongest lock afraid of?
33
A woman who has been divorced fifty times, how should she be described?
34
Men first or women first?
35
The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false?
36
There are rules at home and rules at home. What are the rules of the zoo?
37
Which official not only doesn't get paid, but also pays for himself?
38
Wife: "Oh, the diamond ring you gave me fell into the black tea ..." As a result, the ring returned to his wife safely, without any trace of getting wet. Is this a miracle?
39
There is an order written on the paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper?
40
Under what circumstances can two tigers fit in one mountain?
4 1
Who doesn't use electricity?
Forty two.
What is obviously yours, but others use it much more than you?
43
Who is the father of your uncle's sister's cousin?
Forty-four
Xiaohua will have an exam tomorrow. He has learned English by heart, but he still failed in the exam the next day. Why?
45
But where are the big and small places?
46
I can't fly lightly, but stepping on an egg won't break. Why?
47
The beautiful princess stopped hanging mosquito nets after she got married. Why?
48
Grandpa is proficient in the art of war, but he loses to others every time he plays chess. What art of war did he use?
Forty nine
Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby with only one right eye?
50
Xiaoming is blowing an electric fan. Why is he still sweating?
5 1
Why do bears sleep so long when they hibernate?
Fifty two
There is half a bottle of wine, and the bottle mouth is plugged with a cork. You are not allowed to break the bottle, remove the cork, or drill holes in the cork. How can you drink the wine in the bottle?
53
What kind of death methods are popular among ordinary death row inmates?
54
When Lan Lan passed a city, it happened that there was a big earthquake there. Why is light light blue safe and sound?
55
What is the most valuable thing lost?
Fifty-six
A student lives in school. Why is he often late for school?
57
Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate?
58
Why do newly bought socks have holes?
59
Who is the most disobedient?
60
What book has no one read?
6 1
Where is asking for trouble?
62
How to write zero in Roman numerals?
63
Sasha claims to be an expert in distinguishing the age of hens. His unique skill is to use his teeth. Why?
64
What symbol should be added between the number 0 and 1 to make this number greater than 0 and less than 1?
65
A square table is missing a corner. How many angles are there?
66
Mrs. Kim has always been outspoken. What made her suddenly speak hesitatingly?
67
There are 24 people in row 6. How can we arrange them by 5 people?
Sixty-eight
On the bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. Why?
Sixty-nine
There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns left three times, then turns back two and a half times, and then turns right. Where does its tail turn at this time?
70
Which hurts more, coconut or watermelon?
7 1
Why do people go to the market?
Seventy two
There is a ladder hanging on the side of the boat, 2 meters from the sea surface, and the sea water rises by half a meter every hour. How many hours can seawater submerge the ladder?
73
There are only three hairs left on the old man's head. One day he will attend an important banquet. Why did he pull out one of them? ?
74
What animal do you see first when you enter the zoo?
75
Maya bought a new stereo, turned on the power and played the tape. Why is there no sound?
76
Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three?
77
A man who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown. Why?
Seventy-eight
Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated more when it reached the finish line?
79
A blind man walked to the edge of a cliff, stopped suddenly, and then walked back. Why?
80
A goat whose left eye is blind has a piece of beef on the left and a piece of pork on the right. Which piece does it eat?
8 1
The clock struck thirteen. What should I do now?
82
What photo can't tell who it is?
83
How can I completely put my left hand in my right trouser pocket and my right hand in my left trouser pocket?
84
What can be used globally?
Eighty-five
On a snowy day, Gao Jiawen turned on the heating and closed the doors and windows. Why does he still feel cold?
86
A Dai drove to the zoo to play. The zoo is very close. He didn't go the wrong way. Why can't he always reach his destination?
87
What is the ritual that a priest cannot perform under any circumstances?
88
In an exam, two students handed in the same test paper, but the teacher thought they certainly didn't cheat. Why?
Eighty-nine
Why do hens have short legs?
90
Why did grandpa give Xiaoming a birthday present, but Xiaoming kicked it away?
9 1
Iron will rust if it is left outside. What about gold?
92
What else will others know about you when you brag about your advantages to others?
93
The wolf dragged away the ewe, why did the lamb follow without saying a word?
94
Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in new york Harbor?
95
Good John is dead and the angel wants to take him to heaven. Why did he refuse to go?
96
How do blind people eat oranges?
97
Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but didn't dare to jump. Why is this?
98
Why do two tigers have to fight to the death and never give up?
99
Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her?
100
What color are the teeth of black and white babies?