1.[ Automatic reply] Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with potato chips, lollipops, jelly, seaweed, chocolate hamburger, chicken nuggets, Orlean sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, sesame cakes, potato chicken ribs, Sprite coke, sweet tube strawberry orange, green lemon, apple orange, watermelon, dragon fruit and grape ice cream.

2. There is a group that has been kept for you, but it's a pity that you won't come back.

3. If you don't reply, you've been herding cattle. If you haven't replied, you've lost the cattle.

4. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, you are in love with xxx. If you don't reply, you are married. Thank you.

5. How do you do? Our boss is saving the galaxy? You'll come back after the monster? Wait a moment and you will see

6. I am grinding, so I can't greet you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.

7. and then, so, what do you want to express?

8. Your message has been delivered to the other party and can't be read back

9. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love most.

1. I went to Moxianbao to herd sheep.

11. Daddy's antique shop, please leave a message.

12. I am comparing photosynthesis with cats and transpiration with green plants.

13. You missed too many times when I needed you.

14. I'm sorry, I'm a student, but also a flower of the motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time and reply to your message easily, which will show that I don't like learning.

15. I really want to contact you, but I lack an identity.

16. I am your grandpa Niu, and I have something to say.

17.[ Auto-reply] After the advertisement, I will come back with some novel and interesting auto-reply texts. 2.

18. This person has gone to outer space and will bring you stars and the moon when he comes back.

19. The lamb is lost and looking for a sheep.

2. Don't rush me! ! I won't return if I'm urged.

21. I went to the Magic Fairy Castle to play cards with the Magic Fairy King. Please come back later.

22. You are graceful, beautiful, beautiful and beautiful, and your father is on his way.

23. I didn't see the message just now. Send it again ...

24. [Automatic reply] There are too many people chatting at present. There are 198 people ahead. Please wait patiently ~

25. Do you want to talk to me? You really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply.

26. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.

27. Welcome to the sand sculpture service hotline. Please press for manual chat, voice chat and video chat.

28. Wait for the fleeting time.

29. Prince You ne is very busy now. As for what to do, a rainy girl has no melons, and she needs little mud. You just need to study hard and steal fairy gems with me.

3. I have something to do now, and I will be busy later. How do you think I can take the time to reply to your little cutie?

31. the derivative of the war has gone, and it may never come back.

32. The sword is not properly matched, and you are already in the Jianghu.

33. Oh, you stupid groundhog, look at what you said. It's just as bad as blueberry pie, aunt Marisu next door. I swear to pull out your hair and make you look like a pious wax gourd, my old buddy.

34. Baby is long and baby is short, so you don't care if it happens, so call dad, and I will take care of you patiently. Come and reply with me: Dad. Some novel and interesting automatic reply articles III

35. What's the matter with taking a shit?

36. The woman in Jackson Yee has received the message and will reply later! !

37. I'm Song Weilong. She's asleep, and she'll wake up for you.

38. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?

39. Your Princess Le Yan is busy, please contact me after nine o'clock!

4. Your friend has been arrested by the Maritime Supervision Bureau for revealing krusty krab's secret recipe, and she will contact you when she is released.

41. Stay here and I'll buy you some oranges.

42. Drowned in the ocean of learning

43. Fish, the Tang master went out to cast a net and came back to favor you.

44.[ Automatic reply] If I were online, would I let an automatic reply reply to you?

45. Life is so long, so there's no harm in waiting for dad.

46. Keep talking and I'll pretend to listen.

47. If you don't return the message, you're herding sheep, but you haven't returned it, or the sheep has been lost.

48. Sorry, the subscriber you called is not at the computer. Please slam your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I'll get back to you after hearing the noise.

49. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.

5. Hello, call the police 11 and the fire alarm 119. If you are in trouble, you can call Super Flash, or you can call the Wang Wang team. In short, I am not in some hilarious automatic reply sentences now.

Some hilarious automatic reply sentences (Part 1)

1. The sword is not properly matched, and I am already in the Jianghu.

2. The other party is in signal connection with the satellite. Please wait for 1% of the current progress.

3. Wait for a while and you will see

4. Wait, wait, wait! ...... coming, coming.

5.[ Automatic reply] The woman in Roy has received the message and will reply later!

6. Visiting Prince ne is very busy now. As for what to do, a rainy girl has no melons, and she needs little mud. You just need to study hard and steal fairy gems with me.

7. Add friends to reply 5

8. Your little cutie is rushing to your chat interface in 8 miles.

9. How do you do? Our boss is saving the galaxy? You'll come back after the monster? Wait a moment and you will see

1. I'm going to be a happy man, and I'll bring an astronaut to you when I come back.

11. Jackson Yee's wife is not here.

12. I can tell her for you if something happens.

13? If you don't come back, you are eating chicken. If you don't come back, you are eaten by chicken.

14. I can't read noble

15. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store

16. Daddy's antique store, please leave a message.

17. wangzai QQ candy, don't ask me if you have anything.

18. There is a group that has been kept for you, but it's a pity that you won't come back.

19. For others, please press seven

2. This is too much

21. Please be patient.

22. I went to the universe and came back to pick stars for you.

23. I don't like you anymore. I can get nothing but grievances.

24. Welcome to China Sand Sculpture Customer Service Hotline. Press one for typing chat, two for voice chat, three for home chat, four for grass renewal, five for fire renewal, six for others, seven for online chat, and # for returning. You are welcome to leave a message.

25. I'm a Teletubby, and you don't have an antenna, so we can't communicate. Some hilarious automatic reply sentences (Part II)

26. Talk to you later. Reply 4

27. I'll bring you stars when I go to the Milky Way.

28. Because there is nothing I can do, let it be. Because the heart has nothing to hide, so let it be.

29. welcome to call AWE customer service hotline

3. chat and reply 2

31. I didn't come back, but I went to pull out radishes. Ooo

32. Drink more hot water and dream less

33. Don't rush me! ! I won't return if I'm urged.

34. If you don't reply, you've been herding cattle. If you haven't replied, you've lost the cattle.

35.[ Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party's information has been blocked. If you want her to reply to you, please enter "I am a pig" three times to unblock it.

36.[ Automatic reply] I'm going to eat. Please chat with the machine first ~~

37. Wait a minute. I'll peel an apple for you later.

39. I went to touch the fairy castle and touch the fairy doll to play cards. I asked Maggie, Mixue and Xiaolan to tell me through the music box.

4.[ Automatic reply] I'm playing a game. The game can accompany me all my life. If you can, I won't play games in the future. I'll just hit you.

41. "I'll be right back after the advertisement."

44. May all future meetings be indefinite, and hope that the future will be well.

45. The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.

46.Sorry, because the system thinks you look no different from a pig, an automatic reply has been arranged for you. Please leave a message.

47. I helped the moon find a small foreign dress, wait for me to come back.

48. If you don't come back, you are herding cattle. If you don't come back, you lose your cattle.

49. After many experiences, rivers and mountains are new to me. On the day of reunion, the books and writings will surely be more magnificent than today. Fifty excerpts from Aauto Quicker's popular auto-reply classic copywriting

Aauto Quicker's popular auto-reply classic copywriting (Part I)

1. The fairy is in Magic Fairy Castle, please send a hula hula to become a pig.

2. Hadron's mother is here

3. May all future meetings last forever, and hope that the future is well.

4. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store

5. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.

6. I drowned in the ocean where I was studying.

7. Send a red envelope and I'll decide whether I'm here or not.

8. Hello, I replied automatically. You can chat with me, but that's all I know.

9.[ Automatic reply] For manual service, please press 1

1. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is too handsome. Please consult for details. Thank you.

11. You didn't mean to go to through flow, but you were arrogant and attracted mountain torrents.

12. Don't bother me. Oh, I'm bubbling. Oooooo

13. What brings you here? Did timi win?

14. The rivers and lakes are far away, and we all go to the same place.

15. Sorry, the other party has started the friend verification.

16. Hold your time and wait for the next year.

17.? Fish, the Tang master went out to cast a net and came back to favor you. Aauto Quicker Popular Auto-reply Classic Copywriting (Part II)

18. The other party has ascended to heaven to return to you

19. The breeze refuses to come, and the hot sun refuses to dusk.

2. But you have to treat me to potato chips first, and I want tomato-flavored

21. You are limited in summer, and you will reply during the taste appreciation period.

22. I'm tied up by a nail. If you want to see me, you should nail the whole anti-addiction.

23. The woman in Jackson Yee has received the message and will reply later! !

24. I didn't reply to your message because I like you so much. I typed the message in the dialog box for a long time, and I was always dissatisfied with deleting and writing. I wanted to write it perfectly, otherwise I felt that I didn't deserve you. So the last news didn't go out, definitely not because I was playing games.

25. I am your grandpa Niu, and I have something to say.

26.[ automatic reply] hello, our boss has gone to the universe to pick stars. I can tell her if there is anything, but you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato-flavored ones.

27. Han Han is hibernating.

28. Ask your age and reply

29.[ Automatic reply] This is the answering machine. My host has gone to eat. What can you say to me?

3. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?

31. I'm dead. I'm worried about small things, but I'm sad about big things.

32. He is not so good, but he just can't forget it.

33. Please join our exquisite pig group, catch up on sleep and be happy together.

34. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message. Aauto Quicker Hot Auto-reply Classic Copywriting (Part 3)

35. Although it is hard, I will still choose that kind of hot life. -Kitano Takeshi

36. Hello, I replied automatically. I can chat with you, but I only know this sentence.

37. Please press 1

38 for manual service. I'm taking a shit. Do you want to come with me?

39. I didn't reply. I just went to pull out carrots. Ooo

4. Silent mode has been turned on.

41. What's wrong with taking a shit?

42. The sun is strong and the water waves are gentle.

43. Hello, I'm temporarily busy now. I may be eating, sleeping, going out to play, or shooting a little monster, but it doesn't matter, because I want to ask you by the ear: Would you still love me if I were a DJ?

44. I'm going to be Yoshiro, and I'll bring an astronaut to you when I come back.

45. You missed too many times when I needed you.

46.[ Automatic reply] Say something first, and then I'll decide whether I'm here or not!

47. Understand the reply of provinces and cities 1

48.[ Automatic reply] The fairy is descending to earth, please wait patiently

49. She is busy when she is away.

5. You used to be very happy, but later you learned to fall in love. Excerpts from some more powder-sucking auto-reply copywriting 5 sentences

Some more powder-sucking auto-reply copywriting 1

1. Only when Logger Vick comes to cut down trees can you wake me up, Xiong Er cutie.

2. I drowned in the ocean where I was studying.

3. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?

4. Please enter 52 times I love you to call me

5. Press three for home chat

6. Sorry, the other person is not your good friend and can't receive your message.

7. Ma Yun and I are playing mahjong, which is expected to last for three hours. We have to ask Ma Huateng in advance.

8. Hibernation mode has been started

9. The girl you are looking for is not here, and if she doesn't reply, she is in love with Yibo.