There are only two things I can't do in my life: 1, this can't be done, and 2, that can't be done.
I thought about the words "I am particularly hard-working", and I did the first four words.
If cutting my hair is cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?
5 steps, easy to pull eggs; Small steps, easy to squeeze eggs; Don't pull or squeeze, idle eggs hurt. How tired is being a man?
I like gentle and kind girls, and I like girls who talk and do things generously.
I like girls who are considerate and responsive, and I also like girls who are mature and steady but a little simple.
However, none of them like me.
Money is not everything, and you can't do anything without money.
You have to eat a little properly to lose weight.
Women's tears are useless liquid, but you make women cry, which means you are useless.
10, you know? I miss you every day and every night.
I want to eat, sleep and work, and I really want to tell you.
Pay back the money quickly.
1 1 Falling in love is like cooking. If the temperature is not right, fried love is either raw or burnt.
12, everyone! Today is the 10 anniversary of my wife's 30th birthday!
Your words saved me 13 books.
14: If you are underage, you will break up when you are engaged, get married when you are new, and remarry when you get married.
15 I'm here, but I'm not here. I'm leaving. What is the fate of the world? Teach you that I can't be satisfied?
16 human beings wear clothes because they know how to be shy, so the installation fee can be regarded as a shame fee.
17 The real strong man is not unable to shed tears, but runs forward while shedding tears. As long as there is faith, there must be hope. After all, people live in one spirit.
18 The woman is China Merchants Bank and the man is China Construction Bank.
19 only state officials can set fires, and people are not allowed to light lamps.
20 people always make mistakes, otherwise the right path will be crowded.
2 1 wine doesn't make people drunk, others are awake, I am drunk alone, and I dare to drown my sorrows.
Two tigers, two tigers, falling in love, falling in love, all men, all men, really abnormal, really abnormal.
Don't tell me forever, I won't live to that point.
It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.
Kill the panda and I will be a national treasure!
Sincerity is not as good as a red envelope, and feelings are just sexual needs.
If you know where to go, the whole world will make way for you.
I, a college student's life goal: peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field.
I not only have a car, but also do it myself.
Very hot. B: What's hot? A: Water. B: Take your time. Answer: foot washing water.
3 1 Don't be as knowledgeable as people on earth ~ ~ ~
The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.
Why are you sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.
Don't eat what's in the bowl but think what's in the pot. It is more worry-free to eat directly in the pot.
Tiger 35 is not arrogant, you think I am HELLO KITTY!
Missing after breaking up is not missing, but being mean.
After hearing what you say, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!
Various postures and patterns. All kinds of surging, all kinds of floating.
39 women love makeup, men love to lie; Women wear makeup to deceive men's eyes, and men lie to deceive women's hearts.
If God gives me another chance, I will definitely say three words to you: ... less salt!
4 1 read 10 Chinese, let's talk about QQ for half a year.
Flowers often do not belong to those who appreciate them, but to cow dung.
At the age of 43, my teacher told me the definition of handsome boy, which puzzled me. Later, I took out a mirror. OY！ Suddenly I understood.
What is your vital capacity? Can blow cow B so big.
Human feelings belong to human feelings, things belong to things, and human feelings can't do great things together.
46 ppMM is a fleeting cloud, only the warm right hand lasts forever.
Why is it so dark? Because cows fly in the sky, why do cows fly? Because you are blowing on the ground.
From now on, I am no longer greedy, but I just love to eat.
Life is like a play, you act and I watch the play.
Despair is that the restaurant ordered two dishes and ate the first one: Is there anything worse in the world? Eat the second one: there really is!
5 1 God said there should be light, and I said I opposed it, so the world was dark.
In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.
If a man suddenly has money, he wants to tell the woman who has been refusing his pursuit at once. This is also a kind of revenge.
A seven-year-old boy is the most terrible creature on earth. They are curious, active, destructive and have the law on the protection of minors.
There are many fish in the sea, so it is better to breastfeed.
Love is made.
As far as love is concerned, women are professionals and men are amateurs.
Rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, and the quality is not good. Why don't they look around?
59 pleasing to the eye, chasing, doing, kissing, quarreling, fading, tired, scattered, pretending not to know you, scolding you behind your back, making me collapse.
The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.
6 1 Meng Jiangnv cries that the Great Wall is dry and red, and the White Snake is covered with water.
I ran hard, but I couldn't get rid of the sadness that followed.
Eat fat, pretend to be fat, have big ears, strong limbs, bring a pen, can't settle accounts, buy a computer, can't surf the Internet at night, and sleep.
When corn is buried in the soil in spring, a lot of corn will be harvested in autumn.
In spring, I buried my wife underground, and in autumn, I will be shot.
I always think that happiness is something that happens when people can't let go of the landslide and go backwards!
Brother 66 smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.
I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.
You walk your overpass; I will take my underground passage.
I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face right away.
Miss you, miss you so much, find an artist to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water every day and kiss you.
If you are a steamed stuffed bun, then I am a bowl of mutton soup, and I want to soak you.
Words that tease men _ words that tease girls
Selected words to tease men:
1, I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim.
2. I really want to put my size 4 1 shoes on your size 42 face at once.
On the morning of April Fool's Day, you wake up to find a flea lying on the pillow and a suicide note that says: I struggled all night, but I couldn't chew your face. You are so thick-skinned, I have no face to live! Hahaha!
4. What happened today, son? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?
I dare not say I love you. I'm afraid I will die soon. I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid no one will love you like me!
6. The world is bigger than what you lack.
7, the sky is high, the clouds know, the water is deep, the fish knows, the flowers smell, clearly understand, your IQ, I know, April Fool's Day is tailor-made for you, hehe, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
8. How far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light
9. It is God's creativity that created you and your courage to live in this world.
10, I said that I went to buy chicken today, but my daughter-in-law didn't agree. My father bought chicken to play, but my mother just wouldn't let go, so I let the silly cry and shout, and I took off my socks and threw them on the ground, telling you to fool again! Read the second word of each sentence to understand the truth. April Fools' Day
Music!
1 1, it is better to fall in love than to study outside the classroom. The teacher asked him why? For future generations.
12, once you go out, there are no birds in the mountains and no footprints in the roads.
13, you accidentally crossed to the Song Dynasty, and your martial arts are very powerful. Huashan's sword theory proves that your martial arts have surpassed the ashes of time, surpassing the southern emperor and the northern beggar. Everyone thinks you must be Dong Fangbubai, but in fact they don't know where you are from. maybe
I was carefree, but I didn't expect to shout, which made your dream difficult: Bajie, you are hiding from sleeping and not going to explore the mountains again.
14, are you drunk by Sanlu?
15 which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !
16. You waste air when you are alive, land when you are dead, and RMB when you are half dead.
17, really cute, dragging the Internet.
18, your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.
19, your life, summed up in eight words, is absurd and timid.
20. Were you thrown at birth 100 times and only caught twice?
2 1. I have always wanted to write a poem, but only two people in the world know it. Now I'm laughing and a fool is watching.
22. aim at simplicity and avoid abstruse; Grasp honesty and be wary of cunning; Keep an eye on the lonely and pay attention to the gang; It's a pity that silly makes you smile. April Fool's Day, it is everyone's responsibility to be funny!
23. I can take good care of myself without you! You can torture yourself slowly without me!
24. Lyu3 bu4 fell in love with Zhu Yingtai, lost Sim and set foot on Liangshan White, and happily hijacked the lonely bird. Among my friends, I am the best. Bless me to find the bird, just to make you feel good. Take a deep breath. Happy April Fool's Day is a must. Happy April Fool's Day.
25, the wife is valuable, and the son is more expensive; If you are lovers, you can throw them both.
26. The boss will give you a salary increase of 2000 yuan, and inform the finance department to do it immediately. Come to the company to withdraw money at eight o'clock in the evening, and deduct the money according to absenteeism after the expiration. I still see nothing bothering you.
27. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.
28. Gome, Gome, fish sink, geese fall, flowers are harvested, flowers are beautiful, and colors and arts are all good. Don't be ashamed to admit it, I know that my image in your mind must be like this!
29. The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chicks all day. Chickens are mentally ill. They don't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are in a hurry and hide to see the chicken. Silly chickens are secretly looking at their mobile phones.
30. Dude, your Jiangnan style is very good and enjoyable, but don't shake your head too much. It's all water. I'm afraid you can't control the water and burst your bank.
3 1, Yimei in the mountains, who do you love? I want to get along with you, and no one can stop me. I turn yellow as soon as I go to bed. I'm crazy. I will do it when it is yellow. I'm so cool.
32. Baby, I love you just like a mouse loves rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings.
33,4.1April Fool's Day is coming. I know this is your favorite holiday, but don't be silly and happy. If you ignore me, I will become a dog!
34. The first rule of the model husband's complete manual: The wife is always right. Article 2: If the wife is wrong, please refer to Article 1.
Teasing girls' selected words:
1. If you knew who you finally married, would you sleep with someone else?
I don't want to eat porridge every day. I went to the vegetable market yesterday. I think I'll continue to eat porridge.
I was also the seed of infatuation, and it rained and drowned.
4. Old advice: Daughter, you have to eat a little properly to lose weight.
5, although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil!
6, the crowd looked for her thousands of Baidu, suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.
7. Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.
8. What is love? Love is not sleeping well; What is an official? Officials don't behave themselves.
9. 1950s: Workers everywhere are big brothers, and girls have nothing to say when they marry you; 60' s: My relatives are the People's Liberation Army, and I met them very close. Post-80s: Who are the contemporary college students? Determined to spend a lifetime with you; After 90: Rich and rich, I love you, and the age gap doesn't matter; New century: the conditions don't need to be explained clearly. See you at dawn anyway.
10, what is a friend of the opposite sex: I dare not say what I want to say or do what I want to do; What is a confidante: I dare not do what I want to say and do; What is a lover: nothing to say, nothing to do; What is a wife? I'm too lazy to talk or do anything.
Humorous words
Humorous words
1, you are very happy to drag a pig shopping. I said sympathetically, "It depends on who he is with." Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain!
You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come into the world to find the other half. I finally found you, only to find that our wings are smooth.
Occasionally forgetting doesn't mean eternity. When busy, faint thoughts linger in my heart; On the lonely journey, please accept my sincere care and sincere blessing; Miss you, invite me to dinner!
Since I met you, you should know your position in my heart. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are, two piles of shit.
5. If it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime, and it is really difficult to be a human being. But you're fine. You are right and innocent. I really envy you!
6. Men should love their wives more, be kind to their children, be filial to their parents, be loyal to their friends, be careful about their work and be hard on themselves. After reading it, please hit your head with your mobile phone!
7. Top secret document of the 16th National Congress: In order to improve the quality of the people, the State Council decided to sweep away a group of ugly and incompetent young people. You should pack your things and go out for a while. Don't thank me. Let's go! Be safe!
8. The weather is hot and cold. In this season, I feel calm and always miss you far away. I would like to keep a homing pigeon and let it fly to your place every day, even if all I can do is a simple action: pull a shit on your head!
9. I miss you day and night. I always want to carve a fantasy. Pay attention to the line of sight during the day and meet you in the dream at night. My thoughts revolve around you. Why don't you come to me-5 million!
10, in order to thank our friends for their kindness, we now offer a one-day weekend tour, with a full bus ride. Activities include cleaning my floor and kitchen, scrubbing toilets, washing clothes and bedding, and providing lunch for 2 10 people. Sign up as soon as possible!
1 1. On behalf of the CPC Central Committee, the State Council, the National People's Congress, the Central Military Commission and the offices of Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan, I strongly protest to you: Why didn't Taiwan Province Province appear on the map of China that you left after wetting the bed last night? ! ! Remember to make it up tonight.
12, a fly mother and son are eating. The son frowned and asked his mother, "Mom, why do we eat shit every day?" Mother said, "Don't say such disgusting things when eating, eat while it's hot!" " "
13, one monk has to carry water and two monks have to carry water. The classic story is unforgettable and deeply imprinted in my heart. Now, there is also a temple in the mountain, and there is also an old man in the temple, but the old man is smirking with his mobile phone.
14. Come on, wake up! Say hello to dispel a little loneliness! A greeting warms a heart! A blessing, touched by a concern! Nothing, comfort a hesitation! A short message woke a pig!
15, a cricket bet a pig that I jumped into the grass and you couldn't see me. The pig said, I want to see you? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching?
16. Friendship means a lot to me. I cry when you cry, and I laugh when you laugh. When you jump from a tall building, I will stick my head out without hesitation: "Wow, it's strange not to die!" "
17, someone told me that it is the noblest thing to send text messages to the most talented, healthy, honest and kind people; On second thought, I think this person must be yours! If you feel the same way, please give me one!
18, I haven't seen you for a while, I really miss you! Are you okay over there? Does the tiger bully you? Does the lion scare you? Did the tourists throw anything at you? Are you used to reading the short messages of two little hooves on your mobile phone?
19, don't be discouraged when you encounter setbacks. (Classic sentence) Work hard, strive to have backbone in the upper reaches, avoid being upset, live an optimistic life, and don't vent in crowded places.
20. I really miss you! I call dawn at night, and the stars in the sky know my heart. I only have you in my heart! How can thousands of waters in Qian Shan stop my love for you! I really miss you, dear ... RMB!
2 1, the most romantic thing is to walk slowly with you, look at the 80-year-old man, and gently accompany grandma on the roadside; The happiest thing is to walk slowly with you and watch your cheerful gait. This is my enjoyment! Run away again, my pet dog!
22. With you, I forget to eat and sleep. Without you, I don't think about tea and rice. I'm a little worried without you. Without you, I am wholeheartedly. Without you, I have nothing to do and a hateful game.
According to your date of birth, you are sure to make a fortune in the near future. Please follow the secret immediately: blow-dry your hair, wear patched clothes, walk along the street with a stick in your right hand and a bowl in your left hand, chanting a spell: Come on!
24. No one can understand the sadness of this city except the wind; No one will see the ending of this story, except the rain; No one is worth worrying about and following except you; Dear, I want to say to you: it's time to pay back the money!
25. Judging from your almond eyes, cherry mouth, Liu Yeer's curved eyebrows, slender hands, tall figure, charming curves and beautiful face, you must have a complete face!
26. I can't help thinking about you. I only rely on images to pin my love for you. Don't laugh at my infatuation with you, just because of that wise saying-life is never shit, leave a photo as toilet paper!
Thank you for listening to my complaints, because with you, I can get rid of all the unhappiness! Thank you for accompanying me through every minute. Because of you, my life is no longer lonely! Wang Cai, I can't live without you.
28. Being your friend for so long, you have always cared about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you. So, in the next life, I will definitely pull weeds for you.
29. The next step is to witness the miracle. Press the page turn key and you will smile. Press it twice and you will giggle; Press it three times, and you will laugh happily; Click four times, congratulations, a fool was born!
30. What should I do if I am thirsty? Go for a walk by the sea; What should I do if I am hungry? Come to the hot pot to rinse; What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat; What if you have no guts? Go to the cemetery to practice; What should I do if I miss you? So send a text message and try it.
3 1, without Pangu, the evolution of apes is hopeless; Without Oracle bones as letterhead, history would be lifeless; Without Daiyu and Baoyu, how could the Red Mansion be circulated for a hundred years? I didn't send you a message. Who knew pigs could read mobile phones?
Starting tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city appearance! Hurry up and pack your things, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!
When I met God that day, he said that he would grant me a wish. I said I wanted world peace, but he said it was too difficult to handle. I took out your photo, hoping that he would make you more beautiful. God took your photo and said, "Take the globe, and I'll have another look." .
Classic humorous quotations _ humorous words _ incisive sentences
There are too many people in 1, and too few people can realize their shortcomings.
The wind is rustling and the water is cold. Pay back the money you owe!
The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath.
What is the most painful thing in people's life, that is, people are not dead and money is gone!
Go shopping when you are bored, and take out the garbage that others throw into the trash can and throw it on the ground.
I heard that getting married is very cheap now, and the Civil Affairs Bureau has settled it for 9 yuan. Let me treat you!
It is a kind of beauty for a woman to make up before the age of 30, and a virtue for a woman to make up after the age of 30!
What do you do when you have sex? Who do you mate with? Yuanyang played with water, and all his mother drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell dead.
It is better to go home and sell sweet potatoes than to be the master of the people.
10 Give me some sunshine, and I will rot.
1 1 Everyone is primitive at birth. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.
12 is just a gust of wind, but it is so eternal, just a dream, but it is so real. You bowed your head and said nothing, but I couldn't calm down. I finally can't help but say to you: please tell me next time you fart.
13 days is blue and the sea is deep. Men's words are rarely true.
14 where there are beautiful women, there are fantasies; Where there are illusions, there are hooligans!
15 helpless, helpless. Actually, I'm not useless.
I have many advantages to list and state.
But I don't know why, but I can't get the respect and support of others.
16 I tried to close myself, just like the stone I was holding tightly, in order to throw it further!
17 thoughts are like underwear. You should, but you can't prove it to everyone.
18 You're not old after running around brothels. Please use Huiren Shenbao.
19 is a hero, a talent and a fool.
Men are all lower-body animals. Those men keep telling you to give you happiness for the rest of your life, but what they mean is to give you happiness for the lower body.
2 1 If the left hand is tired, change to the right hand.
I would rather sacrifice the last virgin in China than leave any Japanese virgin!
Big head and thick neck, either the boss or the cook!
There is no rehearsal in life, every moment is live.
From the age of 20 to 32, the most important year in life is 12. The goals are wife, children, house, car, tickets and face.
A woman is a sister-in-law if she mixes well, and a bitch if she doesn't.
If marriage is the grave of love, then the annual wedding anniversary celebration is to sweep the grave.
A man's lies can deceive a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can deceive a man for a lifetime.
It's not that I'm obsessed with legends, but they're so beautiful.
I'll help you solve the problem that Confucius can't solve.
3 1 The cruelty of life lies in that after being exploited by capitalists, his wife will also exploit all economic values. ...
I smoked countless times until I vomited. Drive into a tree and walk slowly on the dance floor. Everyone thinks you are cool, but you can't walk when you see a beautiful woman.
I'd rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths!
I really want to become a monk, but there are always things I can't let go of. I don't have a girlfriend yet.
When two people are together, people will spread rumors, just like two branches are close together, and spiders will hang nets.
A bad guy is worthy of good looks, otherwise he can't be a bad guy.
Marriage is a banquet. The better the dishes are cooked, the more dishes are washed.
38 near stupidity is stupid, near wisdom is wisdom, near poverty is poor, and near wealth is expensive.
There is no woman's trouble. If you meet a bad man and want to escape, if you meet a good man, you will be eliminated.
The most hateful thing is that our favorite ice cream is made like shit and specially circled for you.
4 1 Some people say that I don't believe in savages, which really wronged me.
I know there are many barbarians now. Some barbarians became scientists, others became judges.
Of course, most barbarians are acting as hosts.
What is the money coming out? Just ask a bitch to kill herself.
43 years as an official, once something happens, it's all over.
If you go first, don't blame me for ignoring you.
Love is like playing basketball. Grab it desperately, chase it desperately, and throw it out without hesitation when you get it.
There are only two kinds of men: one is lewd and the other is very lewd!
How can you roll in bed without a passionate kiss?
You play with your customization and I play with my formatting.
Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.
Advertising is to tell others that money can still be spent like this.
5 1 Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood. I'll make the old lady wear a red mouth and give you some color to see see.
52. useless pride: being a useless person is better than being a stable. At least no one shit on his head.
53. The nun rings the bell every day, and the Buddha says: depravity is rebirth. I'm going to fall. Be quiet ~ I'll strangle you when I wake up.
Taking off clothes is an animal, and wearing clothes is the devil.
Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.
I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, even if I don't smash you, I will live in vain.
Four years ago, if a girl lost her temper with me inexplicably, I would quietly want to calm down. She came to Daima.
Four years later, if another girl loses her temper with me inexplicably, I will quietly want to calm down. She must not have come on time.
A good reputation is a woman's best dowry.
When spring comes, a flock of wild geese fly north, one is B-shaped and the other is T-shaped.
60 three points are doomed, seven points depend on hard work, and love to fight will win a dime.
6 1 children are considering genetic and environmental issues.
Mom interjected: This question is very simple. As we all know, children who look like their fathers are inherited. Like neighbors, that is the environment.
You have no brain, or you have mold in your brain! !
Don't talk to me about life, quit!
A first-class man has a home outside his home;
There are flowers outside the second-class men's house;
Third-class men find a home in flowers;
Fourth-class men come home from work;
The wife of a fifth-class man is not at home;
A sixth-class man has no wife and no home.
There are plenty of fish in the sea, so don't go to the unit to find it. There are few people in the unit, not to mention the poor quality.
Today, white-collar workers got paid, paid rent, utilities, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, felt the money left in their pockets and sighed: alas! This month's salary is white-collar again!
Please don't disturb while taking a bath. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups. Booking phone: I won't say anything about ordinary people!
Flowers are red, and people are different from dogs.
Men fool women and call it flirting; Women fool men to seduce; Men and women are fooled by love.
Life is not a dance company, and there is no version that loves life.
7 1 A company is recruiting, and the English name of the next girl to interview is spring.
The secretary wanted to take the opportunity to show off her English level and shouted: Hi! That man named Chun, it's your turn!
As the saying goes, a man is a man and would rather die than surrender; But as the saying goes, a man can bend and stretch.
The strength of the 73rd hostess is irresistible to ordinary people.
Complete love exists between two hearts and two legs.
One scandal is that when you take an ugly girl on a trip, you will hear what people around you say.
War: if you can't untie it with your tongue, bite it with your teeth!
Brother 77 is just a game, but you are fascinated.
78 yuan is not a problem, but there is no money.
Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters.
Blind date is distribution, love is direct selling, and throwing hydrangeas to attract relatives is bidding.
8 1 I am always by your side, worrying about you again and again. Are you full today?
Did you sleep well?
Will it be cold late at night?
I always knew you couldn't take care of yourself. Every time I walk away, you jump out of the pigsty.
The road to success is paved with goals, big goals are more useful than no goals, and small goals are more useful than big goals. If you don't work hard now, you will work hard in the future.
It is not that I was careless, but that I did it on purpose.
Failure is the mother of success, and success is the mother of failure.
85 people looked for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.
When you put on the wedding dress, I also put on the cassock ~ ~
You are gold, I am coal, you will shine, I will be hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.
It is an idiom story that the old lady grinds the iron pestle into a needle, and it is an adult story that the young man grinds the needle into an iron pestle.
You must eat a little properly to lose weight.
I study, work, live and live like a person on purpose!
9 1 Being single is understanding, falling in love is wrong, breaking up is consciousness, getting married is wrong, and divorce is completely realized! No lover is a waste, but many lovers are animals!
The accountant says to you: Come and get paid later, I have no change now.
It's all fake. I have to pretend to be experienced.
People who are close to pigs are fat, and those who are close to urine are coquettish.