I got a scholarship before I met you, and I almost made up the exam after I met you. Second, I endure the shame of making others laugh and wash your clothes. Three apples, one for you. Two apples, I'll give you the big one. Four, eat a fish, I let you eat fish, I eat fish head. You are so ugly, I call you beautiful. I am so handsome, you call me ugly. I spend money when I go out to play, and I can only eat radish when I come back (of course, you can eat shark's fin yourself if you save money). In my Me Before You, I have never had a girlfriend. You had two boyfriends before you met me. Eight, when you are angry, I let you be a punching bag. When I am angry, I take it out on myself. You can kiss me anytime. If you allow me, I want to kiss you. You often hit me, but I never hit you. Once you asked me what would happen to me if you fell in love with another man. I said I would kill that man. Let me ask you, what will happen if I fall in love with another woman? You said you were going to castrate me. 12. I bought you clothes from 200 yuan, but only lied to you, 50 yuan. You bought me a 30-yuan watch and tricked me into asking for 300 yuan. Thirteen, I used your earphone. I'll buy you a new one. You lost my bike without even saying you were sorry. Fourteen, you are sick once, I want to lose two pounds. Once I was sick, you gained two pounds instead (you accompanied me to the dormitory and ate all my snacks. I don't think you are short, but you think I am tall. Sixteen, you come to my house, I sleep on the sofa. Shall I go to your house or sleep on the sofa? Seventeen, that time you watched the open-air concert, you rode on my head and watched it with relish. I was pinned down by you, crying in the crowd. My dog is born, and I'll give you the most beautiful one. But you gave me your dying goldfish, which made me have to die after only two days. I washed your socks n times and never lost one for you. You only washed two pairs of socks for me when I was ill, so you lost one pair each. When I went shopping with you, I offered to help you with your things, but you never asked if you wanted to help me with my things.