I hope I can become a rich and interesting person. No, money is enough.
I found ten thousand yuan at the gate of the community today. In the spirit of finding money, I waited in the same place for two hours. I'm bored before anyone comes to find me. Can I still play that mahjong without ten thousand yuan?
4. Any beauty you are praised has traces of ps.
5. What if I don't want to wash clothes? Just marry a daughter-in-law If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, I will wash your clothes. If your daughter-in-law is tough, you should learn to wash clothes.
6. If you like someone, try to chase, love and confess. Don't give up easily even if you are rejected, hit or hurt. After a dozen failures, you will stop.
7. My boyfriend was caught pretending to have money: I can't stand his deception; Boyfriend was caught pretending to be poor: I don't love his money.
8. Don't laugh at other people's short circuit. At least they still have electricity in their heads. Your battery has long been broken, so you can only change a kitchen knife and washbasin.
9. I asked my mother, "How much bride price are you going to ask the man when I get married?" My mother said firmly, "no, I feel guilty enough to raise you as a scourge and marry someone else's house." People will take you away and pay for it! " "
10. What each student is good at is to exclude two wrong options from the four options and then choose the wrong one from the remaining two.
1 1. All the questions in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business". Suddenly I feel so busy.
12. Sometimes when waiting in line for a meal in the canteen, the greatest comfort is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front, but that there are more and more people behind. I was relieved to see so many people unable to eat.
13. I am speechless about TV series. Whenever two people whisper in a TV series, I get bored. Why? I paid for a membership. Is there anything I can't listen to?
14. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.
15. People always have expectations, so that life is meaningful. For example, looking forward to class, looking forward to school, looking forward to holidays, looking forward to school holidays.
16. Why are you nearsighted? "I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world."
17. They are also lazy, but giant pandas are completely different from pigs. After all, this is a world of looking at faces.
18. After dinner, my husband suddenly picked up my mobile phone and played. I said, "Why are you playing with my mobile phone?" "The new mobile phone I bought for you will arrive tomorrow. Can't I get familiar with my new mobile phone first? " I'm too confident to refuse.
19. What should I do if I meet a fool? Support all his opinions and make him more stupid!
20. People's potential can be stimulated. For example, if you give me 50 kg of bricks, I may not be able to carry them, but if you give me 100 kg of RMB, I will definitely pick them up and run.
2 1. My mother-in-law gave this cookbook to her daughter-in-law, in order to let her learn to cook. As a result, the daughter-in-law was very shy and said to her mother-in-law: Mom, that's very kind of you. You are so tired every day, and you ask me to order for me. This is inappropriate!
22. You are very abstract and sci-fi, which can be said to completely enhance human imagination.
23. Running a red light generally has two consequences, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others.
24. The daughter-in-law bought an expensive set of tableware, and the clerk said it was pure silver. As a result, the tableware became darker and darker after half a year. When she went to the store to ask what was going on, the clerk said without thinking, your rice may be poisonous. ...