As for me, when I went to Tianjin as a child, I was told to go. Well, there is a Mr. Lao Zhang's home. This man is over 70 years old. At that time, he couldn't move, just, just paraplegia. The so-called, ang, if he can't move, just call him. I told him stand-up comedy. Ann, he said, Ann, he said what you said is true. I said, you don't have to tell him the truth. He told me how to write this book. I want to talk about it. Even you are happy. Xiao Hu, Ding, Ding, and five mice are making trouble in Tokyo. It's all fake. He compiled this book. The most ridiculous thing is that he didn't leave the room. These knights, all these individuals, are in his room. That's how this man's name is made up. Let's start with five mice, Uncle Fang Lu and Fang Lu the spy mouse. He made up rats, rats, spy rats, that is, rats in the ceiling, spy rats Fang Lu, mole Zhang Han, mole, that is, rats running underground, rats passing through mountain rat, Summer Xu and mountain rat, that is, rats in wall holes and gables. Pingjiang, Rat, what is Rat? The water rat in the ditch, Pingjiang, and the water rat, have this. There is also a mouse in the ditch, as well as Pingjiang and Water Rat. Bai Yutang, retriever, what is this? Bai Yutang, a mouse in a small cage where children play, a little bit, Bai Yutang, that, that mouse, Bai Yutang, who is the most proud of his personality, why did he finally die in the copper net array? He is right. The mouse has been pedaling the wheels in the basket and the copper net. It was branded there, it was-it said, these five mice.

Moreover, this knight-errant, knight-errant, knight-errant, knight-errant, knight-errant black fox flower, are all fake. What is this based on? This ranger flying cat ranger is a cat. If it is a cat, it is necessary to kill rats, but these five mice are not afraid of him. Not only are they not afraid of him, but five mice also wear this. Why can't he get out? He is a fake cat. If he is a real cat, he can take a mouse. What did he make up? It's the porcelain cat on his pillow on a hot day, that thing, but the mouse is not afraid of him, and he can't do anything about it. He died, porcelain, porcelain cat, and royal cat. What is Ou Yangchun, Beixia? What is this picture on the wall? It's a handkerchief. He made it from that handkerchief. Look at that northern summer, he said that, that, that, which one is exactly the same as that handkerchief, but others can see it clearly. The handkerchief is a seven-star sword, and he changed it for Beixia. That's what I mean, young Xia. Ding and Ding are two nails to hang Parr, Ding and Ding. Ah! He made it up interesting, too. The old man is over seventy years old, which is true. He said that he compiled this book. Hey, don't take this book seriously. It's not good to be serious. No, people get sick easily if they die early. What disease can you get hooked on? You can say that you are fascinated by books, books, plays, wine, money and everything. A book fan, I passed by. I heard a story about this book fan, which I heard when I was a child. It's really coke. Not now, there is no such person now, now listen to the book, and it will be over after listening. In the past, he did not listen to books. He is serious. In the Qing dynasty, there was such a thing. In this Yangwei Hutong, there lived an old couple with a son in front. He still has a lot of money at home. His son 19 years old does nothing but listen to books. Where is the old lady? Stop him. Don't let him listen to this book. The old man said no, listening to books will increase knowledge and insight. Look, it doesn't matter. Okay, listen, listen, fascinated, fascinated by books. One day he went to listen to books again, sitting in the library, listening to what? Expedition across the sea. This storyteller has to leave a button every time he leaves, so-called buckle. Come back tomorrow and let him make your money again. He keeps a button every day. On this day, fans listened to a story-telling button in Crossing the Sea. As he spoke, he scattered here: the king of Tang was trapped in the muddy river. If you want to know who will save him, thank you, gentlemen. Tomorrow, we will take over. It's over. Fans are still sitting there. Why? Sitting on a stool is lucky and angry. "hmm? Break up? That's more like it? King Tang was trapped in the muddy river. If you want to know who will save him, why not do it in the Ming Dynasty? What do you mean, let Taizi soak in the river for one night? No, you don't care. I have to save him Isn't this crazy? He tried to save him, and everyone else left. A group of people in this library finished sweeping the floor, leaving behind stools. Seeing that there was still one left, someone here said this kind thing: "Sir, aren't you going home for dinner?" "Speaking of eating, well, give people a big mouth and talk nonsense." Hey, how did you hit someone? " "It's right to hit you." "I ask you, am I important to eat or save the car? "Remember, this, this, this boy is crazy. Eating and rescuing drivers are very important. Psst, "What's wrong with you" and "What's wrong? "Don't you know that King Tang is trapped in this muddy river?" Let's see: What does it have to do with you, huh? Ouch! Fans, no, now I want to reason with him. King Tang was in the Tang Dynasty. What time is it now? He can beat me up. He is fascinated, fascinated, hehe. Then, I lied to him, and those people lied to him. "Hey, don't hit me, sir." "If I don't hit you, the important thing is to eat and rescue the driver." "Well, it is more important to rescue the driver." "Come on, since it's important to save the driver, why let me eat?" "Ah, yes, even if you rescued the driver, you have to use up your rice. You must have a gun and a horse. No need to fight rice, no need to shoot, no need to beat horses, and no need to be unarmed. How can I fight? " The fans listened to the music, "Oh? Ha ha ha, that makes sense. In that case, hurry down and prepare a war meal for me and bring an old gun. " The gang said, "Where can I find it for you? Riding after listening to books in the library? Never heard of it. " "Then where can I eat war food?" You go home, where you prepare a war meal. "Good, done!" It's nothing. He went home after receiving the order. When I got home, I called to open the door and the old lady opened it for him. It was too late when he came back, and the food was cold. Of course, the old lady will complain about him: "Look at you, why are you going out for a day?" The dishes are cold, eat quickly! " As soon as his mother let him eat, fortunately, he didn't give his mother a mouth, but he didn't hit her. His eyes were as wide as buns: "Ah? Eat? Are you out of your mind? Eating is very important to me, and it is also important for me to rescue the driver. " The old lady listened and said, "What is this?" "What is this? Don't you know that Tang Wang is trapped in this muddy river? The old lady said, "How should I know?" "I don't know, well, I'll let you know later. "I'll let you know why I left a book there, and then read it again there. The old couple kept urging him to sleep. They don't eat or sleep. The old couple fell asleep. The old couple just fell asleep. He was awakened. What, he's going to save the driver? How to save this drive? I tied a pillow to my belt, rode a pillow, grabbed my belt, rode a pillow, took a broom as a whip, and surrounded the kang. A broom has a pimple on his father's head, and the old man has a big pimple on his head. " This, this you this boy is not crazy? Where is General Su Wen? Go to sleep! "Push him, lie down, shout, he fell asleep, the old couple mouth half weather, the old lady advised him to come on. He's asleep, too, hysterical. Leave him alone. Let's go to sleep. The old couple just slept, and he got up again. " Kill ~ ~ ",the old couple mouth frighten jumping up and down in the pit, squatted down.

I stayed up all night. It was dawn, and he was sleeping there. The old man said don't sleep, go shopping, buy anything, eat jiaozi, and the old couple can do it. Jiaozi got it, 12, and it told him to get up, get up, wash his face, add some water, rinse his mouth and sit there for dinner. When jiaozi was about to eat, the old man got angry. "What did you say? After a long night's sleep, I can cook a meal here and give it to him now. I said, what happened to you last night? Kill, kill, kill who? I didn't kill anyone, so I got a big pimple here, huh? What's the matter with you? Where did Ge Suwen escape to? What is Ge Su Wen? Look, am I Ge Suwen? " The old man is unlucky, too. Why do you ask him this? The old man hasn't shaved these days, and his face is covered with long beards. So I asked him, "Do you think I am Ge Suwen?" This fan is lost again. "hmm? Ge Suwen? Look at that gun! , "suddenly"! It's the ebony and silver chopsticks again, which suddenly attracted the old man's cheek. Boy, it opened a big hole in the old man's cheek and blood flowed out. "Ouch! "The bowl is broken, finished, the old man shouted, he understood, oh, it's not Ge Suwen, dad, let's go! Run away Can the old man let him run? I'll go after him, but I can't find him at the corner. He runs very fast. The old man thought it was useless to ask him, so I sent him directly to the county government. This time in the county government, there was a drum, and the old man played it. Wait a minute, you are angry with your son, but you can't find the drum and find a big stone. " Knock, knock. "I have to! The drum is broken, too I don't know what is important. Come out quickly. "What's the matter? You broke the drum in the hall. " Look at this old man, with a kind heart and bleeding cheeks. "Oh, what's wrong with you, old man?" "Oh, my two heads, oh, my two masters, I can't live. You have to make a decision for me. " "What's the matter with you?" I don't know what happened,

He won't let me eat, and I won't sleep in the dark. I am so old, can I still live? Both leaders, Zhang and Li, have a temper. They hate this disobedient son, the most disobedient person. "Yes, he stabbed you in the cheek?" Is it your own son? ""honey, that's right. ""Oh! This little thing is so hateful Where is he? Are you at home? "No, I'm not at home." Yes, I can't find him if I'm not at home. You have got so much, you have found him, and this game will definitely be your decision. " Well, I thank you both. Can I meet grandpa county? ","don't look at him, don't look at him, you can find him. We are looking for this old man, a newcomer, and I hate this road most. " The old man thought, where can I find him? I can't find him anywhere else. Hey! Tianqiao invited him to go. At that time, Beijing Tianqiao was full of storytellers, actors, clappers, artists, dancers, wrestlers and shepherds, so they all ran to the Tianqiao. There are many storytellers in the field of old people. I don't see anyone here saying "Shi Gong An", "Liao Zhai" or "Water Margin". No, I looked for it and found it. There was a singer who sang "The List of Gods" and "The Romance of Gods". The old man looked from a distance, and the child was standing outside the circle, listening to God's scolding and pointing. A storyteller is more competitive than a sword. He listens to books and is busy with his hands and feet. When the old man saw it, it was him. It was a list of gods, and the old man almost climbed down in fear. He couldn't help being afraid. It's a miracle, son!

Come and get him. "Hey, kid, can I walk you down?" "Let go, let go", "Let go? It's not that cheap Now I take you to the county government, and you will not live. Old man, did you really send me down? " I won't send you down ","Tell the old man to let go quickly ","I can't let go ",or I'll kick you upside down", "Dare?" , "dare! ",Duang, he really knows how to kick. When a somersault kicked the old man, he ran away. The old man got up on the ground for a long time. When he ran away, the old man chased him, found something to trap to feel avenged and beat him, but he couldn't find it. Running forward like this, there was a man sweeping the street with a broom at that moment. The old man went over and grabbed the broom and chased it. The man behind chased the old man. Why does he want a broom, but no one knows him? What happened? He robbed him, and the three of them wandered in the street like lanterns. Fans think this way, if it's not good, just go into the alley, easy to run, right, sneak into the alley, alley, this house is closed, there is a red bar, this house is rented, empty, hehe, fans, go in, close the door and hide in it, the old man doesn't know, I still have it when I was a child. I haven't seen it yet. When I was a child, I bought a sand hanger, a casserole, a sand hip flask and a shoulder pole. What is this loaded pole? It's just two big baskets with casserole, sand hip flask and hanging sand. People sell casserole, this casserole, and it's self-produced. You must know how to carry a casserole full of things. I heard it when I was a kid. People who sell casseroles are so arrogant: first, they yell "Hey, hey, roar ~ ~, sand ~ ~ pot ~ ~", of course, people who sell casseroles are so arrogant. Ah, cover your ears. Good boy, after killing in the dark all night, he came here to kill again. "Look who it is. He's confused. He saw that the casserole seller was also in his twenties, so he became his son. In the past, he said, "Good boy, here he comes! "Come on, I'll walk you down." The casserole seller doesn't know where it is. "Hey? Old man, who did you send down? " , "ah! Boy, what are you doing with me? " In fact, people have that accent. "Don't tune it for me, let's go!" When the neck and collar are pulled so hard, the shoulder pole slips away, "Kucha", right! When the pole hits it, one end is light and the other is heavy. "Bang, bang, bang!" A pole was completely broken. The casserole was so broken that the casserole seller was happy. "Hey hey, ok, ok, I'm doing a good business today, and I have a buyer's bag." I sold everything to you. Why did you throw it at me? "Okay, okay. You can't even think of yamen. You broke all my pots and pans. Go! " The casserole seller is also confused. You are carrying a load to break the casserole. No, you are angry and say to yourself, why, you smashed my pot, and you still go to the yamen with me. Let's go! I was right to go to yamen. "Let's go!" The old man took them, took Bo Linger, and came to the county government. Far away, Zhang Tou and Li Tou, two squad leaders, stood at the door, studying this matter. "Brother Zhang Tou", "What, Brother Li Tou", "I tell you, I hate this disobedient person the most", "Yes, I did it. With such a big hole in her cheek, she is still her own son ""Yes, if the old man really wants to find him ""find him, find him, then we will give it to him! Of course! " Ah, here we go again, "hey! Dude, look how angry he is. He dared to face his father. This thing is really hateful! What happened? " , "how about it? Let's go and show him off first. " , "Yes!" Why don't you ask? Two heads came over and gave a big mouth selling casserole: "Good boy, break up your dad, break up your dad!" " Knocked out the casserole seller, confused, "Oh, this, this, okay, I, I, I share my dad", you are not unlucky, are you? He, he admitted it. Well, the two squad leaders reported to the magistrate, who immediately rose to court. This magistrate of a county, a newcomer, also hates this road most, and immediately rose to the court. "Wei ~ Wu ~" stood in two directions, and the magistrate came out to bring the old man up. The old man knelt down and cried, "Sir, you are my boss." The country name kowtowed, and the magistrate of a county was so kind. I sent my son to be disobedient and unfilial. ""oh ~ "magistrate of a county, he hates this disobedient son," send your son? Why is your son disobedient? " , "Well ~ he, how did he disobey me? He, he wouldn't let me sleep in the dark. He wouldn't let me eat during the day. Did you see that? I just took my job and chopsticks stuck on my cheek. Such a big hole, well, actually, it's still my industry. He didn't do anything. I wasn't eating him. He looked at my job and he stuck a big hole in my cheek." What about this old man? He was very angry. The old man kowtowed when he heard that the magistrate of a county was going to beat his son twenty boards. "Sir, don't hit him with twenty! "",magistrate of a county a listen to, a look, and this, parents, parents, tiger poison don't eat the child, I was about to hit him twenty, he pleaded, "what's the matter? It won't be called twenty, will it? " In fact, it's not like this. As soon as I heard the old man's words, the magistrate of a county understood, "Sir, you ... if you don't beat him twenty, he won't be afraid! Isn't that enough for him? Itchy ","Oh? " Hearing this, the magistrate of a county did not feel that he was playing less. That must make you very angry. Never mind, hit him when you come to class. ","Sir, don't hit him forty. He is ... he is not afraid. " "Well, it must make you very angry. Otherwise, tiger poison will not be eaten. You can't do this. This must make you very angry. This time. "It's up to you" and "Sir, if you look at me, I'm dead". When he says that, he goes out to sell casserole. If he dies, the casserole seller can stand it, which makes the magistrate advise.

"Well, old man, you don't talk like that. Tiger poison doesn't eat children. Now, you are angry. You are angry. You will die! Third son, second son? " "Sir, I'm just one", "Yes, just one. The county executed him. Who will execute you? " That's right. You have three and two. You are the only one. I really executed him. Who will execute you in the future? Magistrate of a county didn't ask right, the old man answered right, "ah, sir, you, you, me, I can still be so confused? I still pointed to him to feed me, huh? " Now, my inheritance, my money, eat myself. He hasn't given me food yet. As soon as he took up his job, chopsticks pierced a big hole in his cheek. Do you think I can eat him later? Hearing this, the magistrate of a county was right. Now, his father picked up his job and stabbed him in the cheek with chopsticks. "Well, don't say, I'll do it again, and bring the old man's son. "Take it, take it to whom, the casserole seller, can you take someone else?" Go, go, answer in class ","kneel down ",Duang! Just one foot. Kneel here. He is afraid of selling casserole. Pulled at both ends, the momentum is quite fierce. At that time, people were sitting there drinking white sugar water in a lawsuit. I'm locked in a copper chain here. Isn't this someone? Pulling in class becomes more and more annoying. Simply put, it is soft-hearted, and the central government has it. The central government suffered and was not prosecuted. I was afraid of being an official, so I went to the hall. Don't dare to do it next time, and I won't spare you this time Why did you make a big hole in your father's cheek? When the casserole seller heard about it, he said, "Old Master Q, he's ... he's ... he's not my father" and "nonsense! Is he not your father or my father? Come on, pull it down and hit forty boards first, so that he will deny his father! " Look at this unlucky thing. It's called denying dad in class. What's more, can two heads be lighter? Pull down 40 boards, or you are scratching, and the casserole vendor will be beaten up after playing. "Sir, you ... you ... what kind of master are you? How can you ask questions? If you don't know, you can call, I'll tell you.