Its complete sentence is: "How did this omnipotent big fool come to this step? God, earth, which angel sister gave me this tone? " "

Kung Fu is a sketch performed by Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Cai Weili and Wang Xiaohu at the Spring Festival Gala of CCTV in 2005. It premiered on CCTV 1 on February 8, 2005.

Kung Fu is a sketch of the Spring Festival party in 2005, and it is also the last part of Zhao Benshan's series "Unique Skills". In the first two novels "The Kidnapper" and "Selling a Car", the fool uncle played by Zhao Benshan became an instant hit, and he portrayed the liar vividly.

In kung fu, Fan Wei finally learned to "hold back", hold back his strength and not be cheated, and finally defeated Zhao Benshan. This sketch also won the first prize of the language program in the Spring Festival Evening that year.

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The plot of sketch kung fu:

Kung fu consists of three parts: brain teaser, risk and deception.

Wei Fan started a company to prevent people from being fooled, and every day he was busy solving the problem of being fooled. Zhao Benshan is still the image of "Uncle Fool" in his previous sketches. When he saw Fan Wei's company, he went to "incite it". Fan Wei had a brain teaser and said that there was a donkey and a pig to be slaughtered. He asked whether it was better to kill the pig or the donkey first.

The cunning fool (Zhao Benshan) didn't answer directly, but asked two disciples to answer. The disciples said they killed the pig first, and Wei Fan laughed. "The donkey thinks so, too." When Zhao Benshan heard that he had been cheated, he quickly taught his apprentice "I told you, you still have to study, but you can't" and directly put the blame on his apprentice.

In the "risk" segment, Zhao Benshan, who didn't want to be fooled, arranged a plan for his apprentice, saying that he sincerely apologized, returned the money and watch he cheated to Fan Wei twice, and asked Fan Wei to smash the wheelchair. Fan Wei was so moved that he smashed the car three times and two times before becoming a stretcher.

Zhao Benshan said in surprise, "Awesome! Unconsciously, a masterpiece of Master Fan was born. No, this thing is for you. " Fan Wei had to buy it, and Zhao Benshan said it was Fan Wei's original and he wanted to buy it. In the end, Zhao Benshan proposed that they bid.

When Zhao Benshan said 5000 yuan, Fan Wei knocked it with a hammer, which made Zhao Benshan fall for it again. Finally, Zhao Benshan had no choice but to use a double-faced spy, so that two disciples deliberately betrayed themselves, worshipped Fan Wei as their teacher, and defrauded Fan Wei of his red envelope.

Who would have thought that Fan Wei gave a fake red envelope with couplets? The first part is: "Turn around and have a rest. This is fate." The bottom line is: "You learn from your mistakes, thank you." Finally, Fan Wei took out a horizontal batch: "Kung Fu."

References:

Baidu Encyclopedia-Kung Fu (Zhao Benshan Spring Festival Evening Sketch)