Pack your bags and tell your roommate that you are going to find yourself. Come back in ten minutes and tell her you're not hard to find.
Buy three bags of beans. The first bag says jump beans, and then jump wildly after eating. The second bag says jump beans, and then jump all the time. The third bag says: kill your roommate and smile at your roommate after eating.
Talk to your meals, then spread them everywhere angrily, and then refuse to answer them: I want to watch them live like hell! !
Keep a tarantula, release it a week later, then look for it in the room and say, it's near here. . .
Stick your shoes on the ceiling. When your roommate comes in, he sits on the floor and rubs his head.
Draw a small dot on your arm, which gets bigger every day, and then scream in horror: spread, spread! !
Put a traffic sign in the room, and if she doesn't obey it, give her a ticket immediately.
Collect potatoes, draw their faces and give them names. One of them has the same name as your roommate. Chat with them every day. After a while, I baked my roommate's potatoes. Roommate asks, you answer: she/he doesn't fit in.
Sleep in the corridor for a month, then move your things back to the dormitory and tell your roommate: it's your turn.
Make a sandwich and put it in the middle of the room, then ignore it until your roommate throws it away. Then you complain loudly that you will starve to death.
Cover your bed with a tent, tell your roommate that this is a jungle, and ask her to provide you with food and water.
Buy plush toys and have a party with them. When your roommate came in, you turned off the music and said, What a bummer!
Worship your toaster, pray, then throw your roommate's things out the window and tell her that the toaster made you do it.
Report various activities to roommates, campus tour guide, blood donation, organ transplant.
Raise plants of all sizes, classify them and whisper to them. Your roommate comes in, you say, don't worry, we'll continue right away, and then stare at your roommate suspiciously.
Buy a telescope and look at your roommate with it. When you don't use the telescope, pretend that she is too far away for you to see or hear.
Draw a picture on your roommate's notes with a red pen. When she is angry, you should apologize and say, I really can't stand making so many mistakes on this.
Carve a pumpkin, argue with it every day, and complain to your roommate that you can't persuade it to move out.
Pretend to get burned while ironing, then make a fire in the middle of the room, throw the iron into the fire and tell your roommate that you are only taking a little revenge.
Buy seven turtles, write numbers on their backs, and then let them race in the room and cheer loudly.
Buy a box of cakes and tell your roommate that it is for Santa Claus. After your roommate sleeps, you steal a bite and accuse her of biting your cake the next day.
When she tried to tell you that it was bitten by Santa Claus, you told her: Santa's tooth marks are not like this! !
Complain about your joint pains and pretend to fix them with a screwdriver.
Wear a military uniform and force her to salute every time I see you. If you don't do it, you will be fined 100 push-ups, and you will be told that your mother can't protect you here.
Throw a lot of toothpicks on the ground and tell your roommate that this is a message from God, but you don't know whether this is an expression of the danger of your loved ones or a recipe.
Wake up every day and shout, "God, where the hell am I?" ! ! "
Keep a pig, watch TV and do homework with it every day. If your roommate protests, comfort the pig and ask her if she has hurt her feelings. Then eat bacon together.
Boy: Change shaving foam into cream, squeeze it into chin and mouth, and then complain about your stomach.
Claiming to be a vegetarian, she loudly called her an executioner when she was eating eggs, and then left the chicken wing bones on the table, claiming that she knew nothing.