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Who can help say a few funny classic lines in Comrade Zhao Benshan's sketch?
Life is numbered, up to 36 thousand days;

There are thousands of houses at home, and it takes three feet to sleep;

To sum up, four sentences:

Say that people are like flowers in a pot; Life is a mess;

No matter how well the house is repaired, it is also a temporary residence;

That little box is your permanent home!

Because you didn't stick to crutches, the virus rose rapidly, and there were two big tendons on your legs, just like two highways. The virus moves upward at the speed of 180 km per hour, and you are finished. Ruthless diseases are devouring your healthy cells, and a brand-new vegetative state is about to be born.

White clouds and black soil apologize to you. Please open your eyes and see how pathetic I am. Can you and I repeat yesterday's story today, and can my old boat ticket board your wrecked ship? !

I heard that he stopped being a chef and called the fraud hotline instead. How dare he threaten not to be cheated again? The cruel reality has almost reached my defense. If I don't sell him something this year, I won't be able to keep my promise for three years ~ ~ ~ ~! !

Don't worry, dial a harassing call first ~! ~!

You hit me twice, you can't ~! ~ You scold me ~ You can't open your mouth! ~! ~

1989 There was a bumper grain harvest and the flood was driven away. The people live and work in peace and contentment, praise the leadership of the party, and foreign countries are in chaos and intrigue all day. Yesterday, the cabinet stepped down, and today, the Prime Minister was fired, playing with the financial crisis, talking and leading. Looking at the world situation, the scenery here is better! Thank you very much ......

Kidnapping made him limp and the car cheated him. If I don't get rid of him in ten minutes today, I can't be a teacher with you two!

Without the working people, what you eat and wear will not touch the people, and you also boast that the working people are the greatest!

The distance has opened, and the beauty is gone! Don't shout when eating, call-hello! The meal is ok, come down and take a nap!

As soon as I opened the door this morning, the old sow ran at a speed of 80 pulses per second and ran into a tree-dead. Why?

Relax and use my forehead as a lens.

I don't even know you in a vest.

You let the blind man go to the South Pole, and he can't find the North at all; You let the cerebral thrombosis on the fork, he can't hook his leg at all; You let the monkey wear cheongsam, it can't see beauty at all; You ask Pan Changjiang to kiss Zhao, but he can't reach his mouth at all.

Fuck broke the letter, worn out the mouth, and my body was almost worn out ~ ~ I also carried water for the widow ~ ~

Turn around for a year, shake fate for a year ~

Thank you~

Horizontal evaluation ~ self-taught ~