Participants:

Tong Xiangyu-Yan Ni.

Bai Zhantang-Sha Yi.

Lu Yu 'entai ornaments.

Guo Furong-Sebrina.

Mo Xiaobei-Wang Shasha.

Zhu Wushuang-Ni Hong Jie room

Yan Xiaoliu-Xiao Jian.

Hall day

Tong Xiangyu happily ran down from upstairs and said as he ran.

Tong Xiangyu (happy): Teacher Jin has gone back!

Bai Zhantang: I'm going back. You said you were. ...

Tong Xiangyu: (pulls out the white note) Get out of the way. What are you doing?

Bai Zhantang: You said you did, too. People come from afar, but they come to see you specially. You didn't go out to see him off when you left.

Tong Xiangyu: Alas, true friendship does not need these empty tricks.

They smiled disapprovingly.

Tong Xiangyu: (to everyone) Oh, I even gave her the last altar of my daughter's popularity. What do you want?

Guo Furong: Oh, by the way, Sister Yu Xiang said you should visit her when you are free. She has the best bamboo leaves there.

Tong Xiangyu: Sister Yu Xiang, would you please pay attention to your address? (Everyone is puzzled) I am mainly afraid of causing misunderstanding.

Li Dazui: Let's make a rule. When we talk about Sister Xiangyu, we will mention Jin Xiangyu, won't we?

Everyone nodded.

Tong Xiangyu: Her name is Sister Yu Xiang. What about me?

Li Dazui: Boss, wasn't it called this before?

Everyone smiles.

Tong Xiangyu (primly): It used to be before, and then there is only one sister in Xiang Yu, and that is me.

They looked at each other.

Tong Xiangyu: I know, compared with her, I still have many shortcomings (staring at Li). Why? What do you think I'm doing? If you have any comments, please feel free to ask me.

They formed a circle and analyzed Xiang Yu.

Bai Zhantang: It's called luring the snake out of the hole. You twist your face, and she retaliates. Don't be fooled by her.

Tong Xiangyu: Hey hey, what are you talking about? What can't you say in front of me?

Lv Xiucai: We all agree. Please don't change it.

Zhu: We have no problem with you.

Guo Furong: We are all satisfied that you can reach this level.

Mo Xiaobei: Sister Xiang Yu said ... (Everyone reminds) Teacher Jin said that you are a good person.

Tong Xiangyu: Oh, she doesn't say I'm not a good person, so she says I'm not good, so you won't recognize me as a sister-in-law? Hey, will you deny that I am the owner?

Bai Zhantang: Look, look, why are you angry with the children?

Tong Xiangyu: I'm full. Are you satisfied with this explanation?

Zhu: Manned ... Sister Yu Xiang, brother didn't mean that.

Tong Xiangyu: Don't say anything. I don't blame you or her. I am the only one to blame. I didn't do well enough. Of course, as the shopkeeper and sister Xiang Yu, I have the right and obligation to help me become more perfect. If you have any comments, please feel free to make them. I promise to change them.

Bai Zhantang: We really have no problem with you (everyone agrees).

Tong Xiangyu: Cut the crap. Everyone has at least one. I don't have it now. I want to go to work at the same time ... including primary six. Stop drinking porridge. This is a trickle. (To the scholar who is fanning her) Come on, come on, stop pretending. (upstairs)

Guo Furong: It's delicious, Liu.

Yan Xiaoliu: What cooking! Give me a plate of pickles!

Guo Furong: An article.

Yan Xiaoliu: You are stingy. Did you ask for money when my host was eating and drinking here?

Guo Furong: You have to ask our shopkeeper. She made all the rules (the child ran downstairs). Ask her yourself.

Yan Xiaoliu: Boss Tong, what you said before, can you make suggestions now?

Tong Xiangyu: Yes, just ask. As long as you mention it, I'll change it right away.

Yan Xiaoliu: Then my opinion is that you are too strange to me.

Tong Xiangyu: What are you talking about? I've always regarded you as one of our own.

Yan Xiaoliu: Do I have to pay for pickles? Money is a trivial matter, and no one has a penny, because it hurts feelings, which is not good.

Tong Xiangyu (thinking): Oh, Xiao Guo, go and get two plates of pickles and a plate of peanuts for Xiao Liu. These side dishes will be free for Xiao Liu in the future.

Yan Xiaoliu: Wait, wait, wait, wait. If you want cold noodles, give me two plates. It is best to have steamed mutton, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer's tail, roast duck, roast chicken, roasted pigeon, braised pig, braised duck sauce, preserved chicken, pine belly and dried sausage. Forget it. Give me pickles and peanuts first.

Guo Furong: Boss, you come.

Raton, go to the counter.

Guo Furong: He is not allowed to eat or drink, which is clearly instructed by his master.

Yan Xiaoliu: What about pickles? The porridge is cold.

Tong Xiangyu: Come on, Liu has grown up. Look at its size and momentum. You should have relaxed the restrictions a long time ago. Go (Guo). Liu, if you are dissatisfied with me in the future, just ask me.

Xiaoliu finished eating.

Tong Xiangyu (farewell): Take care, Liu. Be careful on the road. Don't knock, it doesn't matter if you knock. Come to me. I have medicine here, and they are all free (Xiao Liu escapes)

Yan Xiaoliu: I see, I see.

Tong Xiangyu (laughs): Hehehe, alas, it is different to change or not to change. I feel like a different person, full of love, brand new from the inside out.

Lv Xiucai: That's an illusion.

Tong Xiangyu: If you have any questions about me, just ask. How can I make progress if you don't mention them?

Lv Xiucai (seeing Mouth coming out): It's not a day or two since Mouth has a problem with you.

Li Dazui: Hey, hey, boss, don't listen to his nonsense. I think you're fine, really.

Tong Xiangyu: If you don't mention it, it means that I have too many shortcomings and can't get to the point. Am I so miserable?

Li Dazui: No, no, that's good, that's good. Your biggest problem is ...

Tong Xiangyu: Say, it doesn't matter. No matter what you say, I won't take revenge.

Li Dazui: You, your biggest problem is being too stingy. ...

Tong Xiangyu (Li Tou): I am stingy, Li Dazui. I don't think you want to raise your monthly salary.

Li Dazui (sorrowful): Boss, didn't you say you wouldn't take revenge?

Tong Xiangyu: OK, what can I do to be stingy?

Li Dazui: Actually, it's very simple. Just give us a monthly raise ... but you said you had to change it yourself.

Tong Xiangyu: No problem. Go up and go up. What is the monthly salary of chefs there?

Li Dazui: Eight taels of silver is not a bonus.

Tong Xiangyu: Well, from now on, I'll give you a penny a month.

Li Dazui: A penny, then you might as well not go up. ...

Tong Xiangyu: You said it yourself.

Li Dazui: No, no, no, go up, go up, go up, go up. That's better than nothing, but what's the difference between changing like this and not changing?

Tianjing taiyang

Xiaoguo is hanging clothes.

Tong Xiangyu: Xiaoguo,

Guo Furong: Small fruit, small fruit.

Tong Xiangyu: Stop pretending. Have you come up with your opinion?

Guo Furong (schoolboy accent): Oh, my advice is, please don't pester me for advice in the future.

Tong Xiangyu: Forget it, forget it. I will admit what others have done to me. Even you bother me.

Guo Furong: Oh, here we go again, you grouch.

Tong Xiangyu: If you were me, you wouldn't be sad. If a sister Furong suddenly comes, she will be in the sky and on the ground, and everyone will like her. She didn't even look at you, and others didn't even hear her. Even scholars call her Fu Mei.

Guo Furong: I shot her, but, but sister Yu Xiang is different.

Tong Xiangyu: What's the difference? Did she lose a nose or have more eyes? Okay, okay, forget I said anything. Xiao Guo, I don't want anything from you. Just make one suggestion and I'll leave.

Guo Furong: OK, OK, let me think. What is your biggest problem? It is so inhuman. ...

Tong Xiangyu (angry): Why am I so inhuman?

Guo Furong (self-defense): What, what? ...

Tong Xiangyu: OK, OK, go on.

Guo Furong: That's it. I have to do so much work alone, from morning till night, from busy to dark.

Tong Xiangyu: OK, from now on, I can help you with some work.

Guo Furong: Hey, that's what you said.

Tong Xiangyu: I said, all sheets and bedding in the future.

Guo Furong: You washed it for me. ...

Tong Xiangyu: Wash or you wash. I can dry it for you. You're welcome. This is what I should do ... Well, you're done. Maybe next time. (Singing while running) Chop and chop, look up and don't bow, look forward and don't look back. ...

Guo Furong: Who are you?

Lv Xiucai: Oh, I heard everything. I won't mention my opinion.

Guo Furong: Yes, why not? Mouth and I lost because I didn't make it clear. Just make it clear. No, write it down and see how she denies it.

Lu.

Hall day

Tong said that progress has been made.

Tong Xiangyu: Hero Lu, do you have any suggestions?

Lv Xiucai: Oh, I mean, if I mention it to you, are you sure you can change it?

Tong Xiangyu: As long as I can do it.

Lv Xiucai: OK, OK, I think the biggest problem at present is your lack of curiosity.

Tong Xiangyu: Oh, scholar, I heard that only you are the most reliable. Tell me, how to change it?

Lv Xiucai: Read more and read good books.

Tong Xiangyu: I'll go to your room to get the book.

Lv Xiucai: No, no, no: Come back and tell me that you must buy it yourself, so as to show your sincerity.

Tong Xiangyu: OK, let's buy it. Do you have any recommendations?

Lv Xiucai: Yes, this is my book list. There is a discount bookstore on West Street. Buy three and get one free. I have inquired about the price. So many books are filled with a silver or two. If it's not enough, I'll give you another one ...

Tong Xiangyu: Oh, no, just finish reading these books. Let's go

Lv Xiucai: Go at once (seeing Tong walk out of the store) Hehehe, it's different if someone sponsors it. You won't have to spend money on reading in the future (like Lao Xing's smile).

I bought this book back.

Lv Xiucai (picks up the book and reads the name): My wife's guide.

Tong Xiangyu: It is to teach you how to be a full-time wife.

Lv Xiucai: Rouge Series

Tong Xiangyu: This book is devoted to makeup, mainly focusing on rouge and gouache. It hasn't arrived yet today. I'll get it tomorrow afternoon.

Lv Xiucai: What's this? Mustard mill?

Tong Xiangyu: This is a sister book of Peony Pavilion, which is very popular now. This is the best women's book of the year. I heard that Qian Furen bought one, too.

Lv Xiucai: Understand and read.

Tong Xiangyu: It is a bound volume of bosom friends and readers. It's all about teaching you how to behave. It was popular in Beijing for seven or eight years.

Lv Xiucai: Soul old duck soup, how to make it?

Tong Xiangyu (laughs): This is not a recipe. It is full of touching stories. On the way back, I turned over two pages and almost didn't cry.

Lv Xiucai: This, this, this is not your book list.

Tong Xiangyu: People say that your book is too profound for me.

Lv Xiucai: You can't buy blindly.

Tong Xiangyu: Who said that? After buying books, I feel full of curiosity. (to diners) OK, distinguished guests, I'd like to know what you want to eat.

Lv Xiucai: Boss, take a good look and take your time.

Tong Xiangyu: Don't worry, scholar, I will definitely live up to your expectations.

Lv Xiucai: Come on!

Tongshangshou

Lv Xiucai: There is no such thing as a free lunch.

Xiao Guo Xiao Bei Fang Tian

When Tong came in with a string of Sugar-Coated Berry, Beckham was doing his homework.

Tong Xiangyu: Oh, Beckham is so nice. Here, don't eat until you finish your homework.

Mo Xiaobei: Sister-in-law, come straight to the point. I'm not used to it. Are you okay?

Tong Xiangyu: I have nothing to do. Here, take it.

Beckham took Sugar-Coated Berry.

Tong Xiangyu: Have you made up your mind?

Mo Xiaobei: I have nothing against you.

Tong Xiangyu: Give me back the candied haws.

Mo Xiaobei: Yes, yes, yes, let me see. You are too nagging.

Tong Xiangyu: I nag because you are disobedient. If you are good enough, why should I nag? You are such a heartless child. I really regret it. I shouldn't have come to this place in the first place. If I hadn't married here, my husband wouldn't have died. If my husband hadn't died, I wouldn't have ended up in such a miserable situation. How could I meet you if I didn't end up in such a sad place? (Looking at Beckham, who also looks at Tong stupefied) Sorry, Beckham.

Mo Xiaobei: You are asking for advice yourself.

Tong Xiangyu: Well, I'll try not to annoy you in the future.

Mo Xiaobei (surprised): Really?

Tong Xiangyu: Do you think it is possible?

Mo Xiaobei: Gee, Sister Xiang can say it, so just do it. ...

Tong Xiangyu: Me too. I just don't nag, talk less and do more. Who wouldn't? As long as you don't go too far, I try to turn a blind eye and never nag.

Mo Xiaobei: That's what you said. What if you want to go back on your word?

Tong Xiangyu: Ah, once I go back on my word, I will be fined one Sugar-Coated Berry, at least five.

Mo Shangbei (clapping his hands): Yeah! (Used up)

Tong Xiangyu: Where are you going? This is care, necessary care, not nagging, right?

Mo Xiaobei: Cut the crap, a sugar-coated gourd.

Tong Xiangyu: Don't leave until you finish your homework.

Mo Xiaobei: Two.

Tong Xiangyu: This boy.

Mo Xiaobei: Three.

Tong Xiangyu: Don't go too far.

Mo Xiaobei: Four.

Tong Xiangyu: Mo Xiaobei, I warn you not to insult others too much.

Mo Xiaobei: Five, full. Sister-in-law, you are too kind to me. Ha ha (Tong primly looks at her) Forget it if you don't give it, just pretend I didn't give my opinion, and don't call me again. (Give Sugar-Coated Berry back to Tong)

Tong Xiangyu: Beckham (Beckham ignores her)

Tong leaned forward and went out.

Hall day

Child, his mouth kept muttering.

Guo Furong (laughs): What are you whispering about?

Tong Xiangyu: Does it matter to you? Do your job!

(to Li): You also said you would change it. You'd better not change it. More cruel and inhuman than the original.

Li Dazui: It is said to increase money every month, and only one penny a month. What's the difference between that and not increasing? What's the point of all this formalism?

Lv Xiucai: Come on, you got a raise. What about me? Open the book list carefully. What is the result?

Guo Furong: See the difference now?

Lv Xiucai: I don't think Xiang Yu of Shilipu would do that.

Li Dazui: Just be content. It's good that our Yu Xiang can do this.

Tong Xiangyu: What are you whispering about?

Guo Furong: Is it important for you to learn from you?

Guo came over and rolled his sleeves as he walked.

Guo Furong: Please forgive me, boss. I won't do it again.

Tong Xiangyu (angry while wiping the table): From now on, I will help you clean the table, sweep the floor and wash the dishes.

Guo Furong: Boss, sister Yu Xiang, I don't seem to be used to it.

Tong Xiangyu: Just get used to it. I will always be like this. I am honored to share your work. Very, very honored.

Dazui xiucaiwu

Golden Boy

Tong Xiangyu: Scholar, these books are all bought according to your list. Take a look. I remember you still have a list of books. Give it to me.

Lv Xiucai: No need.

Tong Xiangyu: Give it to me.

Lv Xiucai: Never mind, just write casually.

Tong Xiangyu: Take care of these books first, and I'll buy others for you after I finish my work. In case you say I have no thirst for knowledge.

Li Dazui: Why are you turning to sex? What is this singing? this is

Tong Xiangyu: Scholar, please go out and I'll talk to Dazui.

Lv Xiucai: Please (get out).

Tong Xiangyu: Mouth, it doesn't matter. You sit down. Don't be so critical of me in the future. Take the money.

Li Dazui: What do you mean?

Tong Xiangyu: You have worked for me for more than two years. Let's say three years. Two yuan a month, a total of 722 yuan.

Li Dazui (returning the money to Tong): What, boss, are you going to fire me?

Tong Xiangyu (continuing to pass the money to Li): No, this is your salary increase. If you want to go up, you have to start from the beginning, so that you won't call me stingy. Let's settle past accounts. From now on, I will pay four yuan a month. If you have any requirements for me in the future, just ask me. As long as I can do it, I won't delay a minute.

Li was puzzled when Tong left.

Li Dazui: What is this? this is

Xiao Guo and Xiao Bei's Roommate Day

Beckham is playing a key role.

Mo Xiaobei: Qiangqiang, show me your courage. ...

Tong took the bowl full of Sugar-Coated Berry, and Beckham quickly put away the key.

Tong Xiangyu (laughs): Don't hide. From now on, you can play as you like, and my sister-in-law will leave you alone.

Mo Xiaobei: I didn't play.

Tong Xiangyu: That's your own business. I owe you these five strings of Sugar-Coated Berry.

Mo Xiaobei: Sister in law. ...

Tong Xiangyu: What are you afraid of? Here, take it and eat quickly. Just say it again and stop nagging, okay?

Mo Xiaobei: Ah ... That's right.

Tong Xiangyu: OK, let's eat quickly. Tell your sister-in-law when you want to eat, and go out and buy it for you right away.

Hall day

Xiang Yu was busy wiping, while people watched in front of the account, and Lao Bai came out.

Bai Zhantang: Ah, the sun came out from the north today.

Tong Xiangyu: You came at the right time. Have you come up with my opinion?

Bai Zhantang: Come on, your biggest problem is that you don't like drinking.

Tong threw the rag, picked up the jar and looked up to fill the wine. Ran over and grabbed the jar for nothing.

Bai Zhantang: Yu Xiang and Yu Xiang, what are you doing?

Tong Xiangyu: From today on, I will drink a catty of wine every day. Of course, I know that a kilo is not much, but this is my limit.

(Holding the child's face): Yu Xiang, are you all right?

Tong Xiangyu: Do you have any comments on me? (White answer: No, peerless and elementary six) peerless, just right, what's your opinion?

Zhu: I don't mind. Hey, what's up?

Tong Xiangyu: What do you think of me?

Zhu: I don't mind ... well, your biggest problem is that you care too much about other people's opinions.

White patted his shoulder.

Tong Xiangyu (to everyone): I'll give you whatever you want. Is this not good? Eat and drink casually, and I don't lack that food. As wages rise, they will rise. I don't lack that money; Work is ok, I'm idle anyway; Buy books, if you like, there is not much money anyway; It's easier not to nag I don't want to nag at all ... who doesn't want to be a good person? Of course, people who eat, drink and be merry every day are happy. (Sobbing) I wouldn't care if I didn't carry people.

Bai Zhantang: Yu Xiang, do you think we like Yu Xiang because she indulges us?

Tong Xiangyu: Why else? Of course, I am not as beautiful as her, because I can't dress up without her. No interest, no taste, no poetry, no drinking, no cooking, no erhu playing. So what? I can learn and change.

(Holding the child's hand): I wouldn't be myself.

Li Dazui: Not so good. People are different, and each has its own advantages.

Yan Xiaoliu: She has her strong points. Do you have any weaknesses? (Everyone scolds you) You also have strong points.

Lv Xiucai: Just because we like her doesn't mean we don't like you, right?

Mo Xiaobei: Yes, no matter how good she is, she can't be my sister-in-law, never.

Zhu: For us, you are a relative and an indispensable part of our whole life.

Guo Furong: She is just a friend at best. No matter how good the relationship is, it is impossible to be a family.

Bai Zhantang: Let me give you an analogy. She is like a bottle of good wine. You are white rice. No matter how good the wine is, no matter how full the meal is, no matter how light the meal is, you can't miss a meal. You got it?

Tong Xiangyu: I see. Thank you. (Laughter: Nothing, nothing) In that case, I'll take it.

Li Dazui: What are you holding?

Tong Xiangyu: My 722 silver, mouth?

Li Dazui: Oh, Mom, I'll give you what you want to eat and I'll make it for you.

Tong Xiangyu: Sorry, Liu, please pay for my meal.