Create asked again, "So what team is wearing blue and black jerseys?" A friend told him, "It's Argentina."
"Which team is wearing yellow shirts and black shorts?" Creation then asked.
When my friend was stunned, he knew that Create didn't understand football at all and was a layman, so he fooled him and said, "China!" "
Create couldn't help sighing: "I always heard that the China team lost, so it's no wonder! So many foreigners hit a China person, it's strange not to pay! " A man in the street saw a piece of shit, smelled it and licked it. Well, this is shit. Thanks for not stepping on it! ! ! ! ! 1. Yesterday, I dreamed that God said I could have a wish. I took out a globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and said I wanted this person to look good. On reflection, he said that I would take another look at the globe.
2, the woman is ugly, can't marry, and hopes to be trafficked. Finally, my dream came true, but I couldn't sell it for half a month. The kidnapper sent him back, but she insisted on not getting off. The kidnapper gritted his teeth and stamped his feet: Let's go, don't want the car.
Twenty years ago, my father held you waiting for the bus. Everyone laughed at the ugly child, and my father cried. An old man selling bananas patted his father and said, "Don't cry, big brother, give the monkey a banana!" " ! Poor thing, I'm so hungry that I have no hair. "
On the plane, a parrot said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water." The pig followed the parrot's example and said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water." The stewardess was furious and threw the parrot and pig off the plane. Then the parrot said to the pig, "Don't be silly, I can fly."
An old farmer was hoeing in the field, and a crow flew over and took a shit and landed on the old farmer's face. The old farmer looked up and cursed: "Depend on your mother! I don't know how to wear shorts when I go out! " The crow said, "Shit! You shit and wear underpants! "