3, fire protection and forest protection, everyone is responsible, don't you know?
4. Are you my grandson? I'm not your grandfather.
5. I flash, I flash, I flash, I hide, I hide, I hide.
I don't know who you are and you don't know my name.
7. You worship me, envy me and want to tie me up with a whip, don't you?
8. I just played with a large group of people, and now I play with you. It's over. I have a stomachache. I can't jump.
10, look at you like that. Are you thick-skinned And you strip people naked. I want to have a look.
1 1. What are you doing? Do you like me so much? Tied me up.
12. The master taught me to do artificial respiration when drowning. Be wronged, it is important to save people!
13, you really have no knowledge or common sense to read the notice!
14, I am as pure as white paper, and you are as pure as an idiot!
15, I like people being rude to me best, so be rude to me quickly!
Classic lines of "OuYangDe"
1, Hu Die: I'm going to die. Will you die with me?
OuYangDe: You're dead ... You're dead. I can't die with you. ...
2. Butterfly asks OuYangDe: Have you seen a man pass by here?
OuYangDe: Men? There are many men. Do you want a man? I'll find it for you if you want!
3. Chun Belle (nanny): Oh, you damn fool, why are you here?
OuYangDe (German father-in-law): Gee, I thought you would burp a long time ago.
OuYangDe: If you call me dad, I can consider taking you.
Huang Tianba: You ... you ... you call me dad.
OuYangDe: What?
Huang Tianba: Dad.
OuYangDe: Hey, son.
5. OuYangDe: Run slowly.
Huang Tianba: Hey!
OuYangDe: I'm talking about the donkey. (tapping his ass with a pipe) Go!
6. Huang Tianba: Gege, you are so rude to accuse Tianba!
Agate: Yes, yes! I like being rude to me best, so be rude to me quickly!
7. Woman: Brother, my chest hurts a little.
M: Huh? Sister! There's nobody here anyway! Let me see!
Woman: No, second brother!
M: Nothing. Let me see! How can I save you without looking?
8. Tianba: Emerald. As long as you don't like me, then you can leave, or I won't let go.
Emerald: I like your hug!
9. Blame Lao Zi: This kind of injury happens every year, especially this year!
10, Agate rattle: Stop asking her (Xiaomei). If you ask her again, she will definitely say. If you ask me, I will say it!
1 1, OuYangDe: I've been wandering in OuYangDe for so many years and I haven't had any troubles at all. Since I met her, I have a lot of worries and thoughts. Is it? who is it? OuYangDe, a famous man in the Jianghu, has such great skills that people can't help but miss and care about him. This man's name is very ugly. Her name is black widow.
12, OuYangDe vs. Hu Die: I thought the guards around the emperor were all big, but I didn't expect them to be so petite. Very boring, very boring.
13, to Yang: Oh, no, the fake one is still so hard!
14, OuYangDe to Butterfly: As soon as I let go, my pants fell off, you shameless! How can I be shameless? You made me give up.
Classic lines of Degang Guo crosstalk.
1, the general is born heroic, with a horizontal waist, autumn water, Yanling knife, wind, drums, mountains, rivers, lightning, flags and high sun and moon.
There is an ant in the unicorn hole in the sky. Can it escape from peace? When we come back, my husband and I will unbutton our shirts.
2, crooked wood will bend straight, it is difficult to raise a wolf as a dog.
Shortly after the ink dyed the cormorant black, the crow was painted white.
Candied Huang Lian will suffer eventually, but melons and fruits are not sweet.
Good deeds must be done by good people, and mortals can't be immortals.
3, "Jinshan bamboo shadow for thousands of years, the cloud locks high, and the water flows naturally.
Wanli Yangtze River floats with jade belts, and a bright moon rolls golden balls.
As far away as Hubei, three thousand miles. As far as sixteen states in the south of the Yangtze River.
I can't see the beautiful scenery for a while, but I have a lucky chance to travel in the world of pictorial. "
-Degang Guo Ganlong
4, "Lushan bamboo shadow for thousands of years, Yunsuo peak water flows by itself.
Wanli Yangtze River floats with jade belts, and a bright moon rolls golden balls.
There are 3,000 borders in the northwest of Yao Lu, and there are millions of states in the southeast.
The scenery can't be seen for a while, so lucky chance has a chance to see it again. "
-Zhu Yuanzhang
5. "Castle Peak Songying is a thousand years old, and the clouds and peaks flow naturally.
Wan Li River floats with jade belts, and a bright moon rolls golden balls.
Looking three thousand miles to the north, sixteen continents in the south of the Yangtze River are nearsighted.
The beautiful scenery is endless, so lucky opportunities will come again. "
-Kangxi
6, "Longchuan bamboo shadow for thousands of years, the cloud locks the peak water,
Wanli Yangtze River floats with jade belts, and a bright moon rolls golden balls.
Looking at the northwest of the 3 thousand border from a distance, it is likely to drown the twelve States in the south of the Yangtze River.
I can't see all the good scenery for a while, so the lucky opportunity will come again in the future. "
-Qianlong
7, the old vines are faint, and the bridges are flowing. The old road is thin, the sun is setting, and the heartbroken people are in the hospital.
8, the horse is thin and hairy, and the son is not a thief. The blind uncle married the blind grandmother, and the old couple spent most of their lives without seeing anyone.
9, lewd and romantic, not friends don't get together. Just for adultery, it is difficult to protect his wife and children. If you hit the front, you will be full of evil behind you, and the retribution will start, and all evil will come first. So it is a hook in the media.
10, it is difficult to keep a wolf as a dog. Soon after the cormorant is dyed black by ink, it is not firm to paint the crow white. Honey soaked in Huang Lian will eventually be bitter, but picking melons and fruits can't be sweet. Good deeds must be done by good people, and mortals can't be immortals.
1 1, telling stories and singing operas to persuade people, three continents go to the center. Good and evil will eventually be rewarded, and the right path in the world will change.
12, the Mid-Autumn Festival in August is white dew, and pedestrians on the road are desolate;
The bridge is full of flowers and rice, and I miss it day and night.
Not at ease, reading articles early in the morning;
After ten years of hard study, you can only be wise and broad.
13, moral three emperors and five emperors, fame Xia Houshang Zhou Dynasty;
The five heroes in the Spring and Autumn Period made an insurrection, and instantly rose and fell!
A few names on the history of qing dynasty, there are countless barren hills in Beijiang;
Our predecessors' fields were taken away by later generations, who said something about enter the dragon.
14, law-abiding, facing the court, singing at night, riding a mule, harming others and benefiting themselves, being fair and comfortable, and being hungry. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!
15, the most serious injury is the cold weather in the later period, and the gaunt people are miserable. Inviting wine to ruin the intestines, three cups of drunkenness, seeking fragrance and dreaming, five more cold. There were tears in Feng's eyes, so I didn't have a chance to spend them. Small building lonely heart full moon, it is difficult to circle.
Quotations from Degang Guo's comic classic lines.
1, come to heaven, the buildings here are beautiful, and there are signs on both sides: no stalls around heaven 100 meters!
If you want to eat a hamburger, wrap a piece of paper and open it. Want to eat crabs, uncover them; Want to drink milk, take the steamed bread and pull it. ...
3. Degang Guo's Classic Quotations: The story told today is not far from now. If there is an old man at home, you can go back and ask him. During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period ...
4, I buy 50 good cars-Alto, Alto, Alto! Get up with a dart and drive like a train!
5. An elder was very successful and robbed 1.83 million in cash. At 5: 40 pm, when * * arrived, it was still blocked with the North Third Ring Road.
6. He didn't park his door, didn't park his lock, and it was a bank security lock. He can pry it open with celery.
7. Degang Guo's classic quotation: Scientists can do martial arts, and even immortals can't stop them.
No one who doesn't know him has ever eaten pork.
9. I haven't eaten for days, and everyone looks like pancakes.
10, listening to cross talk for twenty, making sixteen thousand. Laugh and add money. ……
1 1, just then, Bush's Bp machine rang, which was British.
12, Degang Guo's classic quotation: Do they have a family style? If you don't pick things up in the aisle, you will lose them. ……
13, your shameless appearance has my youthful charm.
14, you are in good health. I can see at a glance that you must live to death.
15, this young man looks like an actor. ...
16, we got lost halfway. He took out a bunch of instruments and pointed to the needles in the southeast, northwest and northwest ... I said you were all behind, so we had to adopt advanced methods and throw shoes.
17, I have ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school. I was named the most familiar face in the school. When the new teacher came, he asked me the inside story of the school. ...
18, I ordered shark's fin fried rice, but I couldn't find shark's fin in three pairs of chopsticks. Can you tell me where the shark fin is? The chef said, my name is shark fin.
19, "Dad, I'm hungry!" "Hungry again, didn't you eat last year?"
20. the lock is opened with a noodle, and a pack of instant noodles can open a community.
2 1, I threw the shot so far, and the coach said that it doesn't count if people go out!
22. Don't leave after the party. I'll treat you to dinner ― whoever goes will pay.
Isn't that blonde? ) nonsense, it's blonde, with your eyes closed.
24, this brain nucleus is a big pine nut, open the skull and see, it is a bowl of stew.
25. Would you like to listen? Are you willing to listen or are you willing to listen? I will never insist.
26, oh! He grinned at me! You think I dare not stew you. If we had a pot at home, I would stew you.
27. Degang Guo's classic quotation: Jumping off a building is too coke. I studied it. The twentieth floor and the second floor have different effects. The second floor is bang, ah! Twentieth floor. Yeah ~ ~ ~ Bang! high-tech
28. Degang Guo's classic quotation: Give forty steamed buns, eighty catties of pancakes and fry two copies of this recipe-there are many ways to commit suicide, which is too bad for food.
29, the old man is in good health, that is, his mouth is full of teeth, only one tooth is left, and his teeth are blocked when he eats ... eating lotus roots has solidified in his eyes.
30. Tian Er flew up, ran down the road with his head down and left. He picked up his head and had a little contest with this stone ... Tian Er lost.
3 1, go your own way and say who you want. ……
32. Give a catty of watermelon and weigh it on time.
33. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath.
34. Last time I drank too much, I used chopsticks as chicken feet and ate one and a half.