1. Teacher Cai Ming asked me if I shaved my head like Ge You. I said, in fact, you can tell from the patina that I am older than him this year.

My wife was the embryo of the world champion, but she was a little impatient and jumped into the pool without releasing water. The coach shouted yes and said yes, there was no splash at all.

I was wearing a Chinese tunic suit and handcuffed, and forced two policemen out of the hotel gate. That was me filming, and the extras on the side took pictures with their mobile phones and posted them online. Unexpectedly, it made headlines in an hour and spread faster than any of my jokes.

I heard that there is a kind of people who like to live in seclusion now. They eat fruit when they are hungry and rabbits when they are hungry. I also live in seclusion. I went up the mountain, found a cave, lived there for more than a month, and found no food. I asked the people who came to live in seclusion first. The man said that there were too many people and the fruit was long gone. Even the rabbits were eaten. Now let's order takeout.

When we were children, my sister rode a bike and I sat in the back seat. My dad talked to my sister while riding a bike and forgot about me. I got off at the subway station and broke my leg. Now I'm driving, right? There is navigation. Lin Chi-ling will show you the way. Go 50 meters on the bridge, turn left and fall into the river.

6. My name is Fang Qingping. I was born on August 5, 1970 in/kloc-0. My mother said I was a dog and my daughter-in-law said I was a Leo. I don't know whether I am a dog or a lion, for fear that their mother-in-law and daughter-in-law may have conflicts. I am even a poodle.

7. How happy the child is now. Three couples and one child, he signed up for an English class before he could speak Chinese.

8. My dad hung up the Spring Festival couplets and told me and my brother that you two would watch them for me. If the height on the left represents health, the height on the right represents longevity. I looked at it and said yes, unhealthy and not long.

9. After lunch, my father asked me, do you like small shells? I said I liked it. Dad said, then exchange small shells for your lucky money. Seeing this good thing, we agreed. I treasured this little shell for many years, until one day I saw pistachios.

10, four words, it is good to be separated together, but not these four words, but it is good to be together for a hundred years. My wife wore a pure gold wedding dress, 160 kg. After wearing it, she can't walk. I pushed her with a trolley. My daughter-in-law has more than 20 thousand diamonds on her teeth and her lips are everted.