Speaking of picking, I think of a blind date I met a few days ago. I was originally against blind dates, but my uncle introduced me, so I agreed to meet. We contacted him via WeChat for a few days, and we made an appointment to meet next to his community at 7pm (my two aunts both live in that community). After meeting, we walked all the way to the supermarket. I remembered that the gel ointment was gone, so I asked to go to the supermarket to buy one. We went together and walked from the first floor to the second and third floors. I kept company with me and asked me politely if I wanted to drink or eat. In the end, I took a bottle of gel to pay. When I got to the cashier, I had already walked to the checkout counter. I didn't even think about him paying the bill. It only cost more than 20 yuan! He just turned his back on me and still didn't even say a polite word about me paying the bill! When he came out, he said he hadn't eaten and went to the fourth floor of the supermarket to eat. When he asked me, I politely said he had eaten. Well, this time he asked me if I wanted to drink water. I said whatever, and ordered me a cup of milk tea. It cost 5 yuan or 7 yuan, I forgot. He asked for a bowl of porridge, a few fried dumplings, and a piece of chopped green onion pancake. Ten dollars at most! He kept telling me to eat, but I said I wasn’t hungry. It was another walk all the way back! After all, it was a walk of more than ten miles back and forth! They asked me to meet again the next day, but I refused. I don't want to go, my feet hurt. We made another appointment the next day, but couldn't resist the urging of my family, so we went to see him again. It was still a walk of more than ten miles, and this time there was not even a bottle of water! He only said all the way that he was very satisfied with me and had a good impression, and that he would treat me well if I married him, blah blah blah blah. He even boasted that he had a house and could now afford a car worth around 100,000 yuan. I said to myself, I have an average car, but it only costs 150,000 yuan. I can still afford another 100,000 yuan car. If my house is demolished, I will still have a house! What's there to show off! You just have some money, but if you dig it like this, I'm afraid that if I really get together with you, I'll not only support myself but also pay for it! (I was talking to a friend when I was at work. My friend joked that even if you want to catch a bird, you have to throw away a lot of rice! If you want to be nice and obedient without spending money, you can marry a wife with a car and a house

Ah!) I stopped talking to him when I came back. I told him on WeChat that I thought he was a good person, but we were not suitable. He is now asking me via WeChat text messages and phone calls every day, "Why is it inappropriate? I must explain clearly when I felt he was inappropriate! Why can't he move me..." A bunch of words like this on WeChat every day. Yesterday He also texted me asking why I was so hard-hearted! Dizzy, I said to myself, can I say you are too stingy? Besides, we were just on a blind date, how could we be so pretentious as if we fell in love and then I dumped you! Excessive drama is also a disease!

My husband has a friend who is very stingy. He invited us to his house on the second day of the Lunar New Year. We brought gifts to pay New Year greetings. We arrived at around two o'clock in the afternoon and sat in the living room chatting all the time. , just a few cups of tea, kept adding water, there were a lot of snacks and dried fruits under the coffee table, but they were all placed under the lid, and we were too embarrassed to eat them. At six o'clock, seeing that there was no intention of cooking, we said we were going home. I refused to reply, saying it was a good conversation, so I continued chatting, but it turned out that after eight o'clock, I was so hungry that I insisted on leaving. The first thing I did when I got home was to go through the refrigerator to heat up some food. My mother is very strange. You are not Going to a friend’s house to pay New Year greetings? Why haven't you eaten so late? Later, we invited their family over and I cooked a table full of dishes. My husband said that we should show them what hospitality is! The second time he invited us to his house for dinner, and he said that he had prepared meals. There were three of us, nine people, and we had four dishes per day, including stir-fried white radish cubes, stir-fried broccoli, stir-fried cabbage, and stir-fried cucumber slices. The plates were also Xiao, said that everyone usually eats too greasy food, so we are going to eat light. I'll go, I won't be full at all, okay? You come to our house to eat braised beef and pork ribs. You eat more than anyone else. Why don’t you say it’s greasy?

I also had a boyfriend. When we first started dating, he always suggested going to a place like Shangdao Coffee. I was the one who paid the bill every time. I didn’t think much about it at first. When I went out with boys, you usually invited me. I treat him once every time. It’s not that I don’t want to take advantage of others when I’m in love. Until one time when I went to Shangdao Island, he ordered a bunch of things. When I was paying, I deliberately said I wouldn’t pay today. He said he didn’t bring any money, and I said I didn’t bring any either. He actually reached over me to get my bag. I said it was a joke and I went to the front desk to pay, so that the waiter wouldn't look down on him if he didn't pay. I took my bag and left. I never answered his call again. He texted me afterwards and said that all the money he earned was given to his parents. His mother gave him 100 pocket money a month. Once his bicycle broke down and he had no money to repair it, so he walked for more than an hour to push the bicycle home! I didn't reply to him. He might think he had a hard time, but I think if you don't have money, just go to McDonald's. There's no need to pretend to be X and go to a coffee shop! And I can't accept that kind of family. It's not a normal family. I wasted a month of my time in vain. I regret it

My colleague, female, drives a BMW. I've never seen such a big person. The most embarrassing thing was that one time my department leader and I were going to attend an exhibition and needed photos urgently. The leader arranged for her to have them washed, and she charged 24 yuan each for the photos after they were washed. This was normal.

The strange thing is that my photos were ghosted during the development. The exhibition company couldn't scan them and required them to be submitted at night. We had no choice but our leader and I asked her to lead the way to find a photo developer who wanted to wash some of the photos on an urgent basis. At first, she was unwilling and couldn't stand it. The boss said that she couldn't handle this thing well, so she had to go there. When we got to the photo studio, just because of the delay, our boss casually told the photo studio owner that the photo was a double image. 5 yuan per plate... Before he could finish his words, the boss said: You are embarrassed to say it, because the washing process was heavy, there was no charge for the photos of the two of them... At that time, ten thousand horses galloping through my heart, knowing that we were so anxious, Damn, I lost my face for a few tens of dollars. Even after a few years, I still feel disgusted when I think about it

My husband’s colleagues are also my cousin’s uncle and aunt. They are really stingy. Once, he asked me to help him buy a pressure cooker online. I bought it and spent 229. When he gave me the money, I thought he would give me 230, and then I asked him for another dollar. The result was 229, with nine pieces in one, and he told me not to look for it! I didn't realize it at the time, but later I thought, how can I find the money if it's just right? Don’t look for it yet! The same thing happened another time when I helped him buy shoes. I didn't give him enough money, and then he told me not to change the money. Later, when I calculated that the money was not enough, I still didn't want to change the money. I'm speechless. They are relatives of my eldest uncle. My uncle opened a small factory. We lived in the factory and visited the factory. The two of them worked in the uncle's factory. They ate three meals a day in the factory, and then went back to his rented house to sleep. In order to save electricity, they boiled hot water in the factory and put it in a kettle to carry around. We used to invite them to dinner, but later we felt that these two were really not good enough, so we stopped inviting them to dinner. He's too stingy. If he has an advantage, he'll take advantage of it. He doesn't want to suffer any losses! I'm really speechless

A friend of mine, we often eat together, but he never pays the bill, and every time he eats, he has to take his wife and children with him, and he has to take away the leftovers after eating and drinking. , saying he was going back to feed the dog, but one time a brother went to his house and found that he was eating the food he had packed back while it was hot. Once, my brother and I discussed having sex with him and called him to invite him out for dinner. In the private room, he showed up with his family as promised. We saw that it was almost done. People went to the toilet and people rushed to pay the bill. Only the three of them were indifferent and still eating. We came out and told the cashier and went in to pay. When he took out the money, we almost cried when we went in and saw his expression. There is also a friend who usually picks up all kinds of things, smokes for three yuan, eats at the cheapest, and buys clothes and shoes from street vendors. Every time he goes out to eat, he makes excuses not to go. Later, he bought a house with an area of ??more than 100 square meters and paid for it in one go. Qing, the key is the 2008 Wenchuan earthquake. As soon as this guy donated 3,000, my friends and I were shocked. From now on, we will never laugh at others for being stingy.

The year before last, I met a strange colleague. Twenty-three years old, female. I don't want to say she is a young girl. Because she is married, and because she doesn't dress up and groom herself, it seems that the term "young young woman" has nothing to do with it. Despite her young age, she has quite a lot of tricks up her sleeve.

The work unit doesn’t care about meals, so we have breakfast and implement the AA system tacitly. Everyone took turns buying breakfast, which was nothing more than red bean paste cakes, steamed buns, pickled mustards, and a one-yuan meal. The total was no more than ten yuan.

At first we bought her share. She was never willing to spend money to buy things for us. When she saw us preparing to buy something, she dangled it in front of us, meaning not to forget her share. We couldn't get along with each other, so we bought her something.

After a month of this, someone was unhappy and whispered, saying that she was so stingy, why should we buy things for her? Didn't buy it for her that morning. She came over and said seriously, "I didn't have time to eat this morning. I'm hungry." A colleague gave her pickled mustard and half a pancake.

At noon, she went back to work after eating. I guess she didn’t eat because she kept shouting “hungry”. I asked her if she had not eaten lunch? She said she ate a piece of steamed bun and drank some water. In order to save money, I skip lunch.

She doesn’t know how to dress herself up. He often wears a red woolen coat that was popular in the 1990s. A pair of round-toe shoes. A long, thick braid hung low on the back of her head.

She and I started to resent each other in September. Several of our colleagues were chatting, and she suddenly said, "What are you talking about?" She objected and refuted everything I said. I couldn't bear it that day and retorted, "What's the point of a dog's mouth when a man talks?" "Eating melon seeds will knock out a bed bug." From then on, we did not interfere or talk to each other.

There is one of the stingiest people in my wife’s village. However, his stinginess generally does not affect others, it is just an extremely thrifty habit. He will sacrifice his own health and try his best not to consume his own property in order to get rich invisibly.

It’s been five or six years. I remember that my father-in-law’s harvest of red torreya was very good that year. In order to sell it at a good price, my father-in-law decided to transport 80 kilograms of dried red torreya to Linqi Town for frying and packaging into bags. This "honorable" task fell on me.

At that time, there were no cars yet, only a motorcycle. I bundled the red torreyas on the shelf in the back of the car, took my wife and set off. My wife’s next-door neighbor knew that we were going to Linqi and wanted to go with us. It turned out that he also had dozens of kilograms of red torreyas that he wanted to fry.

In this way, we moved forward one after another, and it was almost noon when we arrived at the Linqi Town Fried Mountain Food Factory.

After we unloaded the car and negotiated with the boss about the cooking flavor and wages, I took my wife with me and planned to go out to eat on the street. According to local rules, farmers who come to roast mountain nuts can eat at the roasted nuts factory. I saw that the boss and the landlady were busy and had no intention of asking us to have lunch. So, I picked up my wife and went to the street. Before leaving, I specially asked her next-door neighbor to go to dinner with us. He said to me: Are you stupid? There is food here, but you still have to spend money! Don't go. I saw how plausibly he spoke, so I didn't force him to do it. Forget it, if you want to wait for food, just wait!

I took my wife to a snack bar on the street for a bowl of noodle soup. To be honest, the food made in rural towns is quite economical. Spending a small amount of money to fill your belly is the consumption concept of us farmers. After we finished eating the noodles, we walked around the streets for a while before returning to the roasted seeds and nuts factory.

We saw my wife’s next-door neighbor watching the boss frying pecans by the machine. I stepped forward and handed him the cigarette and asked by the way: Have you eaten your meal? He said, no! He took the cigarette and asked me to lend him a light. What I hate the most is this kind of person who gives you a cigarette but doesn't get it started. So I rummaged around in my pocket, ah! Dropped, dropped the lighter! He waited for a while, then slowly took out a lighter from the mobile phone pocket on his waist, turned the switch to the minimum state, and lit it with a "pop". I saw him putting the cigarette to the small flame and smoking it carefully. At that time, as long as a breeze came, the fire could be extinguished... and finally it was lit.

I saw him sucking slowly, and I didn't see him blow out a puff of smoke. He just sucked slightly and blew out inadvertently, and the smoke was almost invisible. After just a few puffs, he stubbed out the cigarette, rubbed it on a concrete pillar, and put it in the small bag next to his mobile phone bag. I said don't set it on fire and burn the bag, but he said he wouldn't. Why! I sighed, took out another cigarette and gave it to him. This time, he put the cigarette in one ear. I really admired him.

It was already half past one in the afternoon, and the boss still had no intention of asking him to eat. They were so busy that they had no time to eat. The boss drank some water, picked up the sesame seed cake on the side and gnawed on it. Maybe this was his lunch! I saw that it wasn't our turn to cook yet, so I asked my wife to go out to play together. Before leaving, we called her neighbor, do you want to walk around the street? He said, there are so many red torreyas placed here and no one is watching. What if they are eaten by someone? Why! I am so impressed that I have lived such a good life. Just stay! We couldn't stay there, it was so hot, and there was a strange smell from cooking. It was really difficult to breathe if we stood there for a long time. We walked out.

After playing on the street until three o'clock in the afternoon, we went to the roasted seeds and nuts factory again, where my wife's neighbor was still pestering us. It was our turn to fry the machine, so I said, you go first, and you can go home early after frying. It doesn't matter if we are a little late. I have my wife as my companion and I am not afraid of the dark at all.

He disagreed. Ours must be fried first, okay! If you are still pretentious, then don't blame us for not being friendly. So, according to the boss's request, I steamed it first, then soaked it for flavor, and finally put it in the drum for frying. After the completion of the series, it was already six o'clock in the afternoon. At that time, his wife asked him if his neighbor had eaten, and he said he still hadn't eaten. I didn't see him going out to buy some food, just sitting there and wasting it.

During this period, I watched him take out the cigarette from his mobile phone bag and eat it twice before finishing it. The filter was almost burned out after eating it. The one on the ear is still there. I took out another cigarette and handed him one. This time he put the one on his ear into his cell phone bag. Good guy! He can smoke a cigarette for half a day, which is really a talent. Besides, he hasn't eaten yet, so he doesn't feel any hunger at all. If I had hypoglycemia, I would have rolled to the ground long ago.

We fried the red torreya, but it was too late. There is no packaging, just put it in a big bag and go home. My wife’s neighbor is still there slowly circling around. I asked my wife, how is your neighbor? There is no rush at all. My wife said that he is a person who "takes advantage of everything".

Later, I met him. I asked when did I get the meal that day? He said half past nine at night.

I gave him a thumbs up and said: Damn, you are so awesome.

He said the food was good, he ate four bowls of rice and drank two bottles of beer.

I gave him another thumbs up, you are awesome! He even dares to ride a motorcycle home after drinking.

He said, what's the big deal? There are no traffic police on rural roads at night. If you have some wine, the frying fee will be cheaper by a dime or a pound.

Although I have lived for 22 years, I still see a few misers. Let me tell you one that impressed me deeply.

Once this classmate needed help with something, so he invited us to dinner. At first we thought we could help classmates if we could, and there was no need to treat us. But that person insisted on inviting us, and we couldn’t keep refusing, so we accepted.

On the day of the meal, there were six people, but there were only four dishes. In fact, it was enough to eat, but he said: "The dishes are a bit short, but his family provides free rice, so everyone has more Let's eat. "My mother, no one said anything at first. I just wanted to know if he needed help and see if I could help.

After he finished speaking, the atmosphere was extremely awkward. He mentioned the matter during the meal and we agreed. Thinking that he would be done with it after paying the bill, he touched his pocket and said he had forgotten his wallet. We have no choice but to pay the money. But it was more than a hundred yuan, and I was embarrassed to ask him for it again. After I finished helping him, I had little contact with him.

Although it is very possible to forget to bring your wallet, after all, you are asking someone to do something, so this is too insincere.

I had a girlfriend before. She was introduced to me by someone else. She went to my house for the first time and bought fruit for less than 30 yuan. As a result, my mother gave her a 2,000 yuan red envelope, and she spent it at the hotel for dinner in the evening. More than 800. We have talked about going out to eat and watch movies eight or nine times since the beginning, but once she paid for it. When eating and buying group purchases, she found them on Meituan and showed them to me, and asked me to use my mobile phone to make group purchases. The first time I went to her house, I brought two bottles of 53-proof Maotai liquor, a box of mooncakes from a five-star hotel, a box of green tea worth several hundred yuan, and dumplings for dinner. Her father, her mother, her Sister, her grandparents and I were all gathering around to eat dumplings stuffed with leek and egg. There wasn’t even a pickle, and the leek was too old to bite. She never said a polite word to her family when she went home, and she didn't ask her to take anything back when she left. I am 26 years old, and a girl still carries a handbag in her bag. When she goes to the supermarket, she can have money left over for convenience bags. She said personally that her father went to dance with the square dance, but stopped going when the organization fee was 3 yuan a month, and would go after that.

After hearing this, I broke up decisively. Have you ever met anyone weirder than me?