Guo: I am a man of status.
Y: you.
Guo: Do the math, these years.
Y: Go down, what's the matter with you? Who is used to getting on the kang, a man of status?
Guo: It's very comfortable to sit like this.
Y: Then you'd better stand.
Guo: I am rich. I can't do it earlier. I used to be penniless. I ate the last meal and didn't have the next one. Living in that house at that time was riddled with holes, and getting caught in the rain was fatal.
Y: what's the matter
Guo: It rains outside in a light rain house and outside in a heavy rain house. Sometimes it rains too hard, so the whole family takes shelter in the streets.
Y: I haven't heard of it. A horse went out to shelter from the rain.
Guo: Later, I became rich. I walked into the street and drove a car. I dropped a big leather bag and opened it. Wow, all diamonds!
Y: A schoolbag?
Guo: They are all half a catty.
Y: wow.
Guo: I'm rich.
Y: That's how it was sent.
Guo: When I want to get back at my poverty.
Y: How do you get revenge?
Guo: I have blossomed.
Y: Oh, just make money.
Guo: Made! How to spend it when it's all spent?
Y: think of an idea.
Guo: Eat!
Y: eat.
Guo: Eat what is expensive, and eat what you couldn't eat before.
Y: Let's eat.
Guo: Daoxiao Noodles.
Y: Just noodles.
Guo: A big bowl of Lamian Noodles, wide, two yuan meat, mutton kebabs.
Yu: kebab
Guo: Two yuan. Roast kidneys and eat big fat kidneys.
Yu: Fat kidney.
Guo: Have two.
Y: Isn't it only eight yuan to eat two?
Guo: Wear a jacket with a collar.
Y: You haven't even worn that jacket before? spend
Guo: It has been used for more than a year, and it has all been spent.
Y: You can spend it all by doing this?
Guo: What you said is really strange. It is not easy to make money, but easy to spend money.
Y: Right?
Guo: In the flower season, I am poor again.
Y: the flowers are gone.
Guo: I am as poor as a church mouse. I have no money. When I get up in the morning, my children will pick on me. "Dad, I'll eat." How annoying you say.
Y: what's the matter
Guo: Let's eat.
Y: what's the matter
Guo: Didn't you eat last year?
Y: Last year?
Guo: I ate again.
Y: Does it help?
Guo: It's quite annoying. Go, go out to play, go, go.
Y: go and play.
Guo: I sent it out. I'm in a hurry in my room. How should I do it?
Y: There's nothing to do.
Guo: It's cold, and I'm still wearing light clothes.
Y: have a look.
Guo: I'm in a hurry. The child ran back. "Dad, dad, grandma is coming."
Y: grandma?
Guo: Grandma? Which grandma? Fat grandma and thin grandma?
Y: how can this grandmother return it?
Guo: Grandma Fat is a big aunt and has money to eat at home. Thin grandma is my mother-in-law, and the child is grandma.
Y: dear grandma.
Guo: Monkey skinny monkey is thin, not that thin.
Y: poor.
Guo: No way. Fat grandma and thin grandma? "thin grandma"
Y: dear grandma.
Guo: Close the door! Don't let her in. Come on, close the door and don't let her in. Bang, shut the door. As soon as I got through the customs, my mother-in-law arrived and came in through the door.
Y: This one is too thin. Take this.
Guo: Come in and talk to me. "Uncle, why did you close the door?"
Y: Wait a minute. What does this mean?
Guo: Just like shadow play.
Y: You can squeeze in through the door, can't you?
Guo: You startled me. Mom, there you are. Have you eaten? Nonsense, I'll come to you when I have a meal. The family looked at each other, you look at me, I look at you. After a while, it will be dark. Go to bed and lie down.
Y: go to sleep.
Guo: There is only one bed at home, the size of a mask.
Y: Who built it?
Guo: Put a handle on the baby's navel, which saves trouble.
Y: think about this idea.
Guo: Only my mother-in-law and my daughter-in-law are left. What should we do?
Y: There's nothing left.
Guo: You lie down, you lie down, and I'll figure something out.
Y: Is it useful to just lie down?
Guo: I went out to get two baskets of soil.
Y: why is that?
Guo: Cover it on your body.
Y: buried alive.
Guo: I took it with a shovel. Turn over in the middle of the night, and be careful not to show your arms. I'm looking for you. Look how lucky you two are that someone buried you. What should I do?
Y: There's nothing you can do.
Guo: Who will bury me? What should I do? Come to think of it, I don't know who has a bottomless water tank at the gate of the yard. I brought it in, and then I got into the mood. This is my little quilt.
Y: the bed of the water tank? !
Guo: It's not bad to cover my small water tank quilt. Pick up half a brick and sleep as a pillow!
Y: Then go to sleep.
Guo: I slept until midnight. Guess what?
Y: what's the matter
Guo: There are thieves in our house.
Y: You can still be a thief.
Guo: It's so inhuman. He stole from me, but I didn't say anything. I think you can look for it.
Y: Look for it, www.taici5.com.
Guo: My heart says I've been looking for it for half a year, but I haven't found anything.
Yes, I have already looked for it.
Guo: Looking and looking, looking east and west, looking for a long time, I was lucky to stand there. "Too poor." Wow, there he is, cursing the idle street. I didn't listen to this. Reach out and take out the pillow.
Y: That half brick.
Guo: Bang, bang, it broke, and then the blood came down. "Oh, hey, you're going to kill me." If you think it's cheap, it's a loss to hit you with a pillow. If you want to cut you with my bed, you're already dead.
Y: well, hit people with cans.
Guo: Get up, get up, get up. The whole family got up, wiped their shoulders, folded their arms and tied the thief up.
Y: I see.
Guo: Good boy, how dare you steal from me? It's called dehumanization, you know. Steal me? Go ahead, admit the beating.
Y: What do you mean by fighting?
Guo: I'll stew you.
Y: stewed?
Guo: I can see meat today.
Y: What about the punishment?
Guo: You are fined 500 million dollars.
Y: You are poor and crazy.
Guo: Guess what he said? "You stew me, you stew me" Wow, choking fire. If I had a pot, I would stew you, you know?
Y: Not even a pot.
Guo: Strip him naked, strip him naked, strip him naked, divide him by three times five, strip him naked from top to bottom, rummage through his pockets and dig out a dollar.
Y: one piece.
Guo: Dare to come out and grab a dollar? This is a bit bold. All right, put it here. Let's go. Leave your clothes here. Let's go. Let's go.
Y: blow people away.
Guo: "How can I get there naked? Go out and have someone kill me. "
Y: Right?
Guo: That makes sense. You can put on my quilt later. Let's go
Y: ok, I'll give it to someone else.
Guo: Come on, you get in, get in. Jump in, grab the jar, turn around and leave. Come back! I didn't hit you or scold you. Can't you be polite?
Y: why?
Guo: Just bow.
Y: thank you
Guo: "I'm sorry I'm wearing armor, so I can't give it in full."
Y: Hey, take the jar. All right, let's go.
Guo: I'm sitting here playing with my wife. I am rich.
Y: how?
Guo: This dollar will be usured tomorrow morning, and 350 million yuan will be collected in two or three days, and then stocks will be traded and real estate will be resold. By the end of the Spring Festival, I will be a rich man again.
Y: what are you thinking?
Guo: I'm glad. It's almost dawn now, and there's a breakfast seller at the door, pushing a cart or something. Sesame cake, fried dough sticks, twist, sugar ear, what kind of tea, tofu, soybean milk.
Yu: Sunshine Breakfast
Guo: It's great to pass by the gate. Normally, I dare not say that I have no money. Today, we are rich. My daughter-in-law will go, buy some breakfast, take a pot, order tea, and don't use soy milk when sugar. Take the pot, not the big one, not the big one. Come on, take our little pot.
Y: Is this a small pot?
Guo: Take it out, stand at the door and say "breakfast seller, breakfast seller, come and buy it". Here comes the bus. "What do you want?" "Come on, have some tea."
Y: buy noodles tea.
Guo: "this pot hits me." The pot selling noodle tea is so big. My pot is so big. I picked it up and threw it at me. It scraped to its bottom, but it didn't even cover it.
Y: How fresh is it?
Guo: My wife will take ten sips first.
Yu: Relieve hunger.
Guo: Later, I found out that the money was fake, so I didn't refund it.
Y: fake money?
Guo: Eh, "Come on, look at that oil cake, one thousand at a time."
Y: A thousand? !
Guo: Here's your money, here's your money. Stop looking and find the money. The tea buyer received the money, but at first glance it was fake.
Y: it's not fake.
Guo: "Fake is fake, big sister, you are sorry for me."
Y: what's the matter
Guo: "I won't say anything if you print it." You drew it with a pencil. "
Y: How about a dollar? !
Guo: It's terrible. "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up, hurry up, fritters, hurry up, 10 thousand twists, hurry up."
Y: I'm starving.
Guo: Do you know? Leave the car here. You go ahead. You go ahead.
Y: ok, catch it.
Guo: He can't do anything.
Y: what can that do?
Guo: Be careful of him, you know. The daughter-in-law was unhappy, so she reached out and grabbed a fried cake and put it in her mouth, and then grabbed another fried cake and put it in her mouth.
Y: It's really edible.
Guo: I put two fried cakes in my mouth.
Y: ok.
Guo: Put four pieces aside and chew them. Do you think they are not next to each other?
Y: big mouth fork
Guo: I swallowed it all. When I finished swallowing, I reached out my hand. Bang, I picked up a big fried cake and put it in my mouth.
Y: still eating.
Guo: I am in a hurry to sell breakfast. I stepped on my neck when I kicked my daughter-in-law. This doughnut can't go up or down. I saw it in the house. Can I leave it alone?
Y: that's right.
Guo: A gentleman would rather die in the front than in the back.
Y: You must go out.
Guo: My daughter-in-law got into a fight. Can I ignore it?
Yu: tube!
Guo: Come out hard, ah, hey, bang.
Y: this is.
Guo: Grab four twists.
Y: Hey, you eat too.
Guo: Oh, I see the lines again.
Y: oh, ok?
Guo: I'm very happy.
Y: hungry.
Guo: The breakfast seller turned his head and ran towards me. My wife screamed as soon as he lifted his foot.
Y: dead?
Guo: I swallowed the fried cake.
Y: still eating? !