Student: It's a pity that Sun Erniang died. Where can I see it?
Wo Chun, I'm stupid.
Mume smells flowers, I have no culture.
I have low IQ.
I heard it from a distance, as if asking who I am.
Eduardo Chun Lv. A big donkey
The coast is green. I am a donkey
The coast is green. I am a donkey
The shore is dark green, and I am an ass.
A Scotsman went to London to visit an old friend, but he forgot the address, so he sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas' address?" Quick notification
On the same day, he received an urgent call back: "I know."
Three people went to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel.
One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby. Three Gorges blog
After discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs.
After telling jokes and singing songs, we finally climbed to the 34th floor, and everyone felt exhausted.
"Well, Peter, you tell a humorous story.
Peter said, "The story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I left my room key in the hall."
The monk in the monk's restaurant said to the service lady, Miss is really beautiful! Miss Unhappy: How can a monk say that? The monk asked: can't you look at the menu with a donkey if you are a vegetarian?
Wife is a big tree, you must hold it; Lovers are grass and must be protected. Carrying a big tree, planting a piece of grass, enjoying the cool under the big tree, walking birds on the grass, harmonious society, environmental protection, ah, what a wonderful life.
It's time for class to end, and the professor is still giving lectures in a leisurely way. A boy was anxious and cried, I have to pee! Teacher Wang was furious after hearing this: How can you be so shameless and openly ask for a young lady in class!
Confucius said: fight with bricks, according to the surface, and should not be chaotic; Since, how can a person be lonely? It is a pleasure to have friends together and work together. No more, no more, no more; Forget it.
The professor shakes his lips and makes money everywhere, becoming more and more like a businessman; Businessmen appear in the pulpit, writing books and making statements, more and more like professors. Doctors who destroy and ignore human life are more and more like killers; The murderer acted quickly, leaving no future trouble, and became more and more like a doctor. Stars coquette, pay the bill, and become more and more like prostitutes; Prostitutes are cute, clearly marked and more and more like stars. The police bully the weak and fear the hard, becoming more and more like local ruffians; The local ruffians are one of our own, and they are more and more like policemen. Rumors are well-founded and basically true, more and more like news; News catches the wind, exaggerates at will, and becomes more and more like rumors. "