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Eat a catty joke-material composition
One day, Mingming played a joke. He wrote a composition, the content is' Monday, when I went out in the morning, I saw a pile of shit on the ground, and I' ate a catty'. The kitten was shocked. Keep your eyes open. My hair is standing on end. The whole class burst into laughter, ha ha ha ha ha. .............

This is still a trivial matter. As the saying goes,' it's noon when you hoe the ground, and you're sweating like a pig'. Obviously, my hometown is in the countryside, and I eat a lot. One day, he was holding a rice bowl, and rice fell on him and on the ground ... looking around, he was stared at by a rooster. The rooster pecked his ass. Why? Because I have rice on my ass. Hehe, that's a felony. Ah, help! Just heard a sound, grandma came, took a feather marble and drove the chicken away. See if you dare not eat in the future. Woo-hoo ... I dare not do it now.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ............. said well,' mowing the grass at noon and basking in the sun, sweating like a pig.' Obviously, my hometown is in the countryside, and I eat a lot.