Do you like to listen to cross talk? Next, I will bring you Guo Degang and Yu Qian's cross talk lines "A man should strengthen himself", I hope it will be helpful to you.

Guo Degang: Nowadays, all the children in the family are only children. A child is the treasure of the family.

Yu Qian: That’s right. When you get clothes, you stretch out your hands, and when you get food, you open your mouth.

Guo Degang: It wasn’t like this before, there were so many children.

Yu Qian: That’s true.

Guo Degang: Take Teacher Yu’s family as an example. There are many children there.

Yu Qian: It is more than now.

Guo Degang: Teacher Yu’s eldest brother’s nickname is Damao, the second brother is called Ermao, the third brother is called Sanmao, and the fourth brother is called Simao.

Yu Qian: At that time, every family had many children.

Guo Degang: Teacher Yu’s nickname is San Kuai Si.

Yu Qian: What, not that much.

Guo Degang: My family is relatively small, with three brothers, and I am the fourth.

Yu Qian: It wasn’t that much at that time.

Guo Degang: Children are all naughty. When I fought, no one in our area dared to provoke me.

Yu Qian: Why not call him Wang Ba?

Guo Degang: Do you know the consequences of saying this?

Yu Qian: What are the consequences?

Guo Degang: Our neighbor, a five-year-old child, was beaten up by me just because he said this.

Yu Qian: Is this a joke?

Gang: As for that? His face is covered with injuries, and now there are scars on his face, look, look.

Yu Qian: Ah, you look hurt, who of you is going to hit whom?

Guo Degang: I am ten years old and he is five years old. Whoever you say will hit whom.

Yu Qian: Then why do you look hurt?

Gang: You can’t fight back, he will be even worse.

Yu Qian: What happened to you?

Gang: I can’t move my hands anymore.

Yu Qian: Is there a discount?

Guo Degang: I’m tired.

Yu Qian: Ha, you really can’t live up to your name. You can’t beat someone who is five years old at ten years old.

Gang: It can be said that he performed exceptionally well that day, as if he had received chicken blood. His urine test must have been positive.

Yu Qian: Everyone doesn’t know whether his urine test is positive or negative. Your urine test must contain sugar. You are too good for it.

Gang: Is he looking for death, so I turned around and went home?

Yu Qian: What? Fighting with a knife?

Gang: Go home and find my three brothers.

Yu Qian: Children love fighting like this. It’s not fair for you four children to beat one of them!

Gang: Can you manage it? Who said four kids?

Yu Qian: Aren’t you going back to find your three brothers?

Guo Degang: My eldest brother is forty years old, my second brother is thirty, and my third brother is twenty.

Yu Qian: Did your mother pinch my cousin to give birth?

Gang: You can’t control them, they are all landmark figures.

Yu Qian: They are adults, can they take care of children’s affairs?

Gang: We are brothers and share the same difficulties.

Yu Qian: Are you really going?

Gang: I took my third brother with me.

Yu Qian: This brother is so useless. When children fight, why don’t you break the child?

Guo Degang: (crying)

Yu Qian: What's going on?

Gang: I received another beating.

Yu Qian: Didn’t you bring your three brothers with you?

Gang: But I can’t stand that kid who has three sisters.

Yu Qian: What’s the matter, can three sisters beat your three brothers?

Gang: Do you still need to fight? With one look, the three bastards all rose up and beat me up.

Yu Qian: Haha, your three brothers are so interesting.

Gang: Alas! Life is really not that interesting. Brothers can’t be relied on, let alone others. Life is so joyful, and death is so sad.

Yu Qian: I’m so sad.

Guo Degang: I bite my teeth, my heart is steady, and my eyes are closed.

Yu Qian: Do you want to commit suicide?

Gang: What dagger are you looking for? I want to find a long sword, I want to practice martial arts, and I want to strengthen myself.

Yu Qian: In this business, it is better to seek help from others than from yourself.

Gang: I’m going to find an old man at the entrance of our alley.

Yu Qian: Does the old man know martial arts?

Gang: The old man is almost ninety years old and he staggers when he walks.

Yu Qian: Then why are you looking for him?

Gang: The old man has martial arts secrets.

Yu Qian: How did he come?

Gang: The old man’s grandfather was a eunuch and stole a lot from the palace.

Yu Qian: Ah.

Guo Degang: Finally, he passed it on to his father. Many martial arts people hunted his father everywhere in order to obtain the secret book. His father had no choice but to cut off his hair, become a monk, and hide in a temple in the mountains.

Yu Qian: Oops, it’s not easy.

Gang: How can martial arts secrets be easy?

Yu Qian: I said it was very difficult for this old man to get here.

Guo Degang: We can’t control it. The old man didn’t ask for money and gave me a copy.

Yu Qian: He is quite honest.

Gang: I gave him my mother’s bracelet.

Yu Qian: Ah, your mother still can’t beat you if she knows?

Gang: I don’t care about that. When I got home, I closed the door, covered myself with a quilt, and opened the martial arts secret book while trembling.

Yu Qian: What’s the content?

Gang: What is written on the title page is that all rights reserved. Any reproduction will be investigated. If you encounter quality problems, please send it directly to the printing factory for replacement.

Yu Qian: This martial arts secret book is probably mass-produced.

Guo Degang: Let me take a look at the contents. The first stunt is Mantis Fist. Hey, this is good.

Yu Qian: Everyone has heard of such a skill.

Gang: According to the book, Mantis Boxing is based on the principle of bionics, imitating the movements of a mantis.

Yu Qian: Don’t tell me, it seems a bit reliable.

Gang: I caught a few praying mantises and observed them for three months according to the secret book.

Yu Qian: Is it effective?

Gang: The effect is great.

Yu Qian: What is the effect?

Guo Degang: I only need to glance at the mantis a hundred meters away.

Yu Qian: What’s going on?

Gang: I can tell the male from the female.

Yu Qian: Hi! What's the use?

Gang: Yes, it’s useless. We want to fight, not take the postgraduate entrance examination.

Yu Qian: It’s useless to take the postgraduate entrance examination. The postgraduate entrance examination also doesn’t test the male and female mantises.

Guo Degang: With this look in his eyes, does it matter what the test is? (Looking around)

Yu Qian: Are you going to cheat?

Gang: Look at those people in the examination room who don’t answer the questions well and whose eyes are wandering all over the place. They are all people who have practiced Mantis Boxing. They are all from the same discipline.

Yu Qian: Hey, none of this is reliable. Find something reliable.

Gang: Look at the second article, Iron Sand Palm.

Yu Qian: Everyone is familiar with this. How do you practice it?

Strength: From easy to difficult, step by step.

Yu Qian: That’s true.

Gang: The book says to shoot tofu for five years first, and then cucumbers for ten years.

Yu Qian: Stop, look at the title page of the book again. Is it published by the Chinese Chefs Association?

Gang: This is the early stage. There will be photography of wooden boards for fifteen years, bricks for twenty years, and finally stones for twenty-five years. We are done.

Yu Qian: Seventy-five years, by the time you finish practicing, that kid will be eighty.

Guo Degang: (Pinching his fingers to calculate) Yes, it is not appropriate for me, an expert with special skills, to bully an old man.

Yu Qian: Why do you have special skills? When someone is five years old, you are ten years old, and when they are eighty, you are already one hundred and sixty years old. You may have passed away.

Guo Degang: (laughing) I forgot about this, I have to grow old too.

Yu Qian: Everyone is equal in the face of time, and this iron palm is not reliable either.

Gang: I turned two pages, and a unique art at the back attracted me.

Yu Qian: What kind of kung fu?

Gang: Golden bell cover and iron cloth shirt.

Yu Qian: This skill is incredible.

Gang: That’s good, it’s easy to practice.

Yu Qian: How easy can this skill be?

Gang: Just get beaten.

Yu Qian: Ah, aren’t you practicing martial arts just to avoid getting beaten?

Gang: If you don’t want to be beaten in the future, you have to get beaten more now.

Yu Qian: Who should I fight?

Gang: Really? It’s too expensive to find a coach, and it costs hundreds to play an hour.

Yu Qian: You have to pay after being beaten. Aren’t you being mean?

Gang: Just go to the street to find someone.

Yu Qian: Looking for someone on the street? Who will hit you?

Gang: (Happy) Not to mention what a coincidence, I bumped into someone just as I arrived at the alley. It was so fitting.

Yu Qian: What kind of person?

Gang: He has big shoulders and a round waist, and he has a strong back and waist. I can touch his navel with my feet, and his watch can be used as my waistband when rolled up.

Yu Qian: Oh, so strong.

Gang: I walked by and stopped him, hey, brother, you look like a pig.

Yu Qian: Ah, have you seen too much of the female praying mantis and are seeking your death?

Gang: (expressionless), he didn’t respond.

Yu Qian: This man is so qualified.

Gang: You are uglier than a bear.

Yu Qian: Oh, you are cheap too.

Gang: (laughing)

Yu Qian: What do you mean? Laughing, this person is too generous.

Gang: You look a lot like Teacher Yu Qian, (beating action)

Yu Qian: Oh, that’s not it. You look like a bear and you won’t hit it. Just like me. .

Gang: I regretted it after the fight.

Yu Qian: What’s going on? Isn’t it the result of your tireless pursuit?

Gang: It was all slapped on the mouth, and all the front teeth were knocked out.

Yu Qian: That’s right!

Gang: I can’t practice this iron cloth shirt. I haven’t mastered the iron cloth shirt. Don’t break your mouth. You won’t be able to do cross talk.

Yu Qian: Is there anything else that works, something simpler?

Gang: The last stunt is flying on the grass.

Yu Qian: This is Qinggong.

Gang: Yes, we can’t run away if we can’t beat him? And after you master it, you can fly over the walls and go to the bank or gold store to do some part-time work or something like that?

Yu Qian: Are you going to steal?

Gang: It’s all a side job and I don’t go there often. The main reason is that it’s easy to practice and there’s no personal risk.

Yu Qian: I’m afraid of playing, how can I practice?

Gang: Simple, run with weight.

Yu Qian: That’s good, just exercise. Even if you can’t fly over the roof and walk over the wall, you can still keep fit.

Gang: I found a cement pier, weighing more than 800 kilograms, and asked a blacksmith to make a pair of iron chains. One end was locked on the cement pier, and the other was locked around my ankle.

Yu Qian: Why are you tied up?

Gang: Just run with a heavy load.

Yu Qian: Ah, is this too heavy a burden?

Gang: As soon as I locked it, the neighbors came to watch, talking and pointing, did this child make a mistake? Is this the case? Whether you have rabies or not, stay back, but don't let him bite you.

Yu Qian: All misunderstood.

Gang: See? Is there anything good-looking? I have never seen anyone practicing martial arts.

Yu Qian: I have never seen you practice martial arts like this.

Gang: The effect of practicing is good. I was running like a swish within two days.

Yu Qian: Dragging a concrete pillar?

Gang: Around the concrete pillar?

Yu Qian: What’s the use?

Gang: Just go step by step. But I discovered a problem. I felt dizzy while running.

Yu Qian: How can you not get dizzy when you keep spinning in circles?

Gang: Finally, Wu Laoer, the man next door to us, gave me an idea.

Yu Qian: That Wu Laoer who suffered from the sequelae of cerebral thrombosis?

Gang: How do you know?

Yu Qian: Your home is not far from Baiyun Heitu’s home, right?

Gang: They are all right next to each other. How do you know this?

Yu Qian: We all know, just tell us what idea Wu Laoer gave you.

Gang: He asked me to find a blindfold and cover my eyes.

Yu Qian: Cover your eyes? Haha, this Wu Laoer must have raised donkeys.

Gang: How do you know?

Yu Qian: I still don’t understand this. I just need to replace the cement piers with stone mills.

Gang: (lowering his head in thought)

Yu Qian: Still don’t understand?

Gang: (Raising his head suddenly) This Wu Laoer is still making fun of me after being like that. I can’t beat others, but I can’t beat him?

Yu Qian: Calm down, I am hemiplegic.

Gang: Hemiplegia? Immediately his whole body failed.

Yu Qian: Stop, stop, why are you talking to a disabled person? The main reason is that your martial arts secrets are really unreliable.

Gang: Oh, yes, I feel it too, right?

Yu Qian: How do you feel?

Gang: The descendants of eunuchs are unreliable.

Yu Qian: Hi, it didn’t happen in the first place.

Gang: What do you think I should do?

Yu Qian: Find someone reliable, or simply find a master.

Gang: Don’t tell me, I’ve seen many martial arts guys, many male protagonists fall off the cliff. Not only did they not die, but they also received the true inheritance and practiced peerless martial arts.

Yu Qian: That’s a novel, and it’s even more unreliable.

Gang: Who said that? Have you tried it?

Yu Qian: No, no, no, could I still stand here if I tried?

Gang: I’m going to try it.

Yu Qian: You really want to jump off a cliff.

Gang: That’s still false. No matter how well written the novel is, after the jump, there will be peerless martial arts, and there will be an old senior who will pass on my centuries-old internal strength and then return to the world. Defeat the bad guys, especially the hateful kid across the street, me, (beating up).

Yu Qian: Hey, hey, hey, kids are fighting, is that okay?

Gang: After I took my revenge, I took a few beauties to wander around the country and have a getaway. Alas, I yearn for it.

Yu Qian: This is all confusing.

Gang: On a day when yellow sand was flying all over the sky, I stood on the edge of a cliff wearing a long gown and facing the strong wind. The cliff was at my feet. The strong wind blew my long gown and made a whistling sound. I'm like a flag. (Looking aside, I felt dizzy).

Yu Qian: Too high.

Gang: I have a lot of thoughts. Suddenly I had endless emotions and wanted to express them.

Yu Qian: Let’s express it.

Gang: Ah! (Opens arms) Hey, hey, hey, ah. (falling like).

Yu Qian: Has the wind blown down?

Gang: When I woke up, I found myself lying on the bed with a black cloth covering my eyes.

Yu Qian: Didn’t you jump to Wu Laoer’s house?

Gang: An old man’s voice came, kid, are you okay?

Yu Qian: What’s the matter, have you really met a master from this world?

Gang: Senior, I’m fine.

Yu Qian: This is really strange news.

Gang: The old man asked again, child, move your hands, move your feet, and take a deep breath.

Yu Qian: Have you met Fan Xiaoxuan’s master?

Gang: (moving his feet and hands) Senior, I’m fine.

Yu Qian: It wasn’t broken.

Gang: Fortunately, those bushes worked and you didn’t break. Boy, you are very lucky. Senior, I am really lucky to have met you. I jumped down just to find you. Senior, please accept me as your disciple and teach me your peerless martial arts so that I can avenge the murder of my father and the hatred of my wife.

Yu Qian: Hey, there is such a big hatred.

Gang: My child, I’m relieved that you weren’t hurt.

Yu Qian: Hey, if you survive a catastrophe, you will be blessed later.

Gang: Please help me, senior. (Turns around) Xiao Liu, I don’t think his trauma is serious, so he should be transferred to the neurology department.

Yu Qian: Ah.