It's not that you have any problems. I'll call you. [Kung Fu]
It's dangerous here. Go back to Mars! [shaolin soccer]
4. "To be precise, I am an actor." [king of comedy]
To tell the truth, I have long wanted to teach you a lesson.
With your wisdom, it's hard for me to explain it to you! [Jiupin Sesame Officer]
7. My hand is a piece of shit. Who dares touch it? [Night of the Soul]
8. Have you ever seen a fist as big as a sandbag? Don't make me do this. [Kung Fu]
9. Flying is the flying of Xiao Li's flying knife, and the knife is Xiao Li's flying knife. Domestic Lingling lacquer
10, "There is no god of food at all, or everyone is a god of food." [delicious food]
1 1. Don't bother me with killing people. I'd better watch porn. "Domestic Lingling paint"
12, ten years, I thought the country had basically forgotten me. "Domestic Lingling paint"
13, if you insist on calling me a walk-on, can you not put the word "death" first? [king of comedy]
14, I think we can talk about some emotions based on friendship, but I didn't expect it to be a deal. "Domestic Lingling paint"
15 In fact, when you come out to sell, if you can respect others, then others ... [king of comedy]
16, "As long as you say I can, even if people all over the world say I can't, I don't care!" [Naomi's spy is strange]
17, shit, you are a piece of shit. Life is cheaper than ants. I drive a Mercedes, you pick your nose. Eat! ? Eat shit! [king of comedy]
18, my admiration for you is really like a raging river, boundless, and like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding. [the duke of mount deer]
19, "In ancient times, Guan Yunchang concentrated on playing chess to detoxify. Now I concentrate on watching porn, digging bones and taking warheads." [Domestic paint]
20. "It turned out that that girl left a tear in my heart, and I could totally feel how sad he was at that time." [A Chinese Odyssey]
2 1, what can you do to me? I'll beat you to the 18th floor of hell, and then let Yan Luowang punish you for soaking in pig cages, feeding fish for a month first, and then arresting you and hanging them in Queen's Square to whip your body. [Night of the Soul]
22. Actually, as a schoolgirl, you don't have to take the initiative every time. You can also be shy and let the other person hug you. [king of comedy]
23. First love actually existed when we were very young. For example, when we were young, we wanted to suck the nipple when we saw it, which was also a sign of love. [king of comedy]
24. It's really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I think you are a very emotional and imaginative person. Look at you all over, I know you have no connotation. [Happy event at home]
25. It is our duty as citizens to eliminate violence and maintain good morality. It is also my own interest to do good deeds and accumulate virtue. So I help the old lady cross the street once a week, and I will do it three or four times on Sundays and public holidays. [King of Destruction]
26. "Xiao Qiang! Jack Bauer, cheer up, Jack Bauer! Xiao Qiang, don't die! You and I have lived together for so many years, sharing weal and woe, and always teaching books as our own flesh and blood. I can't believe that the current white-headed people send black-headed people! " Flirting Scholar
27. Did you see it? This guy talks about his mother-in-law all day. It seems that there is a fly. Hum … Sorry, it's not one. It's a bunch of flies around you. Hum … Hum … Fly to your ear. Help!
28. What did you say? You can tell such a lie? Do you have a conscience? I'm sorry about your parents, right? Is it worthy of this country? Hold a press conference to clarify, or I will skin you, tear your bones and drink your blood! "Ever-changing Star King"
29. So I grabbed the fly, burst its belly, pulled out its intestines, and then grabbed his neck with its intestines and pulled it hard, heh! The whole tongue is sticking out! I'll start over! The whole world is clean. Now everyone understands why I killed him. [Great Painting Journey to the West]
30. If it weren't for you, my geography wouldn't exceed eighty. If it weren't for you, those boys wouldn't be dead set on me. You taught me the goal of life. I should be alone, not for myself (for money). Then I will tell you that my goal is you. I'm sorry, because I lied to you before. I'm sorry, because I will chase you down. [playing truant]
3 1, once there was a sincere love in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me a second chance, I will say three words to that girl:' I love you'. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years. "[A Chinese Odyssey]
32. "Mrs. Bing, the villain lives on the edge of Suzhou. He has a house and a field at home, and he is endless. Who knows that Tang Bohu, who is outrageous and ruthless, colluded with the government and was lawless, occupying my big house and my fields. My grandfather came to turn against him and was beaten by him with a stick. My grandmother scolded him for bullying good people and he caught Tang Jia. * A hundred times, a hundred times. Finally, she hanged herself and hated the world. He also kicked my father and son out of the house and wandered to the river. In order to support my father, I had to beg alone in front of the temple. Who knows that Tang Bohu, who is so insidious, knows this situation and sends someone to plot against him. He beat my father and son at the city gate, leaving a strong little man and a poor father to die. This hatred is even harder to add. In order to bury my father, I had to sell myself as a slave, make myself humble, study hard, and swear to show fame and fortune, so that the enemy would be strong. From then on, Tang Yin's poems accompanied me, and I remembered the bitterness of this hatred. " [Tang Bohu points Chou-heung]