Zhao Benshan’s sketch, which he had been waiting for for many years, finally came out. The crux of the difficult childbirth turned out to be “rooster laying eggs”, and the sketch was called “Planning”. Yesterday, netizen Copper Wandou exposed the details of "Planning" on his blog: The sketch tells the story of a failed hype in an absurd way, with the intention of satirizing the growing trend of hype today.
In "Planning", Niu Qun plays the planner of the TV station, and Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan follow the names from "Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow" - Heitu and Baiyun. It tells the story of a rooster in the Kurotsuch family that laid eggs. After the cows heard the news, they planned to create a hype to make the rooster famous and hope to make a lot of money from it.
So Niu Qun brought a camera to Kurotsuchi’s house for an interview.
Scenery
A large Kang, with three blessing characters and two banners on the wall behind it. One side boasts that "the white clouds and the black soil have contributed to spreading the good name of my hometown", while the other side is embroidered with "the black soil is full of heart, and the white clouds are full of nostalgia." The "old lady" Song Dandan dressed up in a woolen hat and a big cotton-padded jacket, Zhao Benshan in a white apron and still wearing his old Spring Festival Gala outfit, and Niu Qun in a director's vest.
Plot
"Old Hei, come out quickly, our family is about to change." As soon as Song Dandan finished speaking, Zhao Benshan appeared and learned that Song Dandan had told the story about the rooster laying eggs. Zhao Benshan scolded: "Didn't I tell you not to even talk about this to your daughter-in-law? Your mouth is as loose as a cotton belt! Isn't it the same as saying that a rooster lays eggs everywhere? Isn't it the same as saying that I am pregnant? ?" Then, Zhao Benshan resorted to the old trick in "Selling Kidnappers" and claimed that he owed some publishing house 20,000 yuan in royalties. The other party was going to sue him. Niu Qun was also very willing to be "fooled" and immediately handed over 20,000 yuan. After paying a deposit, the two elders agreed to make a video together.
The time, signs and location of the rooster laying eggs were questioned one by one by the cattle.
Song Dandan said: "I can't remember the time when he laid the eggs. Please log in to the "3W blog point Baiyun Piaopiao" to find it.
Zhao Benshan said: "It felt very special before laying the eggs. Contradictory and very depressing. If you think about it carefully, it is not a job that he has to do, but he has to do it. Isn't it a shame? No, are you losing the chicken? What do his peers think? What do ducks think? What do chickens think? What do you think of the literary and art circles? That’s not right, it’s the chicken or poultry category. What do you think? Are the hens who have had good relationships with it sad? Should the chicken be called dad or mom? "So it firmly believed, laid its own eggs, and let others talk!" "
The funniest thing is that Zhao Benshan had no reaction after eating the eggs laid by the rooster, but the cattle had to let them tell them about its miraculous effects. What Song Dandan said was that Zhao Benshan had obvious symptoms of cerebral hemorrhage after eating eggs. Reduced, but Zhao Benshan deliberately fell to the ground.
Zhao Benshan went backstage to find the "magic rooster" that Niu Qun was eager to see, and Song Dandan signed a contract to buy out the chicken with Niu Qun. , such as double compensation for breach of contract, and happily served as the image spokesperson for the egg-laying rooster. However, in order not to double compensation for breach of contract, Zhao Benshan began to "fool" the cattle, first calling the rooster famous. To get rid of the jet lag, I had to take a nap first, and then I set a trap and let the cattle get in. "Since this rooster is worth money after you fry it, then it will be worth it if it is boiled and steamed, right?" After receiving the affirmation, Zhao Benshan continued to "fool" the cattle and clearly marked the prices of chicken legs, chicken livers, chicken gizzards, and chicken hearts at 2000, 6000, 8000, and 4000, which in total was exactly 20,000 yuan.
Funny lines
“Local stations are good, don’t leave CCTV alone, it’s unreliable. After we appeared on their program last year, we will pay for whatever we do. "
"Go back and edit the film and play it backwards. ”
“The egg-laying rooster, the fighting chicken (machine) among roosters, oh yeah! ”
“I will return these 20,000 to you. The 20,000 that you defaulted on are all in this basin. You can take them away or carry them away. Just treat them as a meal of 20,000.” .
"So talented!" ”