Jay Chou: "The hanging exploded."

The magic lamp did it.

Jay Chou wanted to cry: "Can you restore me?"

The magic lamp did it.

Jay Chou: "The hanging exploded."

A thief sneaked into a heavily guarded place in the middle of the night. After opening the vault with great difficulty, he found it was full of jelly. . . The tired and hungry thief ate all the jelly in a rage and left. The headline of the local newspaper the next day was: "Shocked! Sperm bank crazy stolen "

3 when eating and going to the toilet, only the abbreviation of NC is marked. The English expert who went with him said that NC was a men's toilet, so he suddenly realized that he went in and took off his squat in one go, and suddenly he had a flash of light. What's the abbreviation for ladies' room? . .

During the May Day holiday, a surgeon went to a restaurant to eat, and the waiter always scratched his ass when ordering. The doctor asked with concern: Are there hemorrhoids? The waiter replied impatiently: this is really not available. Please order from the menu!

Once my husband and I quarreled, and I felt very uncomfortable. When my husband was sleeping, I squatted on his head and farted on him to smell the gas. I didn't expect that I pushed too hard and directly pulled a pile of shit on his face.