First of all, you didn't ask the right question. That's not called Shanghai crosstalk, it's called crosstalk in the north and farce in Shanghai. And learn Ningbo dialect instead of Suzhou dialect. Of course, there is also this joke in cross talk. Later, Su also said that it was called "learning dialects". Shanghai crosstalk, also known as farce, is a musician in Ningbo.

Store: 2424 (come and send, come and send)

Disciple: 5757. (What's the matter, what's the matter)

Handler: 13 13. (Taomi Taomi)

Disciple: 153 153. (Taomi or something, Taomi or something)

Handler: 173 173. (washed rice, washed rice)

Apprentice: 4 173. (thin rice is not washed)

Store: 4 173567. (No rice washing, no garbage sweeping)

Disciple: 4567. (Don't sweep the garbage)

Store: 41734567,247. (Don't wash rice, don't sweep garbage, come to die)

Disciple: 2442 1, 737. (lazy when you come, dead when you die)

This is the link address

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