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Humor annual meeting funny host 1 Beauty A: Leaders and partners:

Good afternoon, everyone.

Beauty A: In winter, this seaside city is covered with white, colorful flags are flying and bright smiles are everywhere.

Handsome boy B: There are flowers in full bloom, singing and dancing in the huge manor, and the sound conveys the joyful songs of gathering.

Handsome A: When the New Year bell rings, we wave goodbye to 20XX.

Beauty B: When the New Year bell rings, we meet passionately for 20XX.

Beauty A: When the New Year bell rings, let's look back at 20XX.

Handsome boy B: When the New Year bell rings, we expect 20XX.

Handsome guy A: On this exciting day, we hold hands and recall five 20XX days in our lives.

Beauty B: At this exciting moment, we sincerely wish all our partners to continue to write new glories.

Beauty A: When passion and passion meet again, countless beautiful hopes will flow from the blood of dreams.

Handsome boy B: When laughter and laughter set sail again, the concert will be played more smoothly tomorrow.

Handsome A: Let's dance and sing loudly.

Beauty B: Let's put our wings on, let's fly our hope.

Handsome A: Let's spread our enthusiasm and gather our strength.

Beauty B: Let's boil our mood and burn happiness.

Handsome boy B: Let's join hands, boiling hearts and burning feelings.

(Together) Welcome the glory and glory of 20XX.

Beauty A: Now, I declare that the marketing five "Win in the Future" and the reception of China Life Dalian Branch to welcome the Spring Festival carnival will begin now.

(Applause and cheers)

Beauty A: Next, please allow me to introduce the leaders attending this reception in a unique way. They are five managers of the marketing department, five managers of the marketing department, five managers of the marketing department, and my intimate sister Xu. Let's welcome them with warm applause.

Handsome guy A: Looking back on the road we walked together in 20XX, we have experienced many storms, spring and autumn.

Beauty B: How many times have I cried silently in a dark corner?

Handsome boy B: How many times have I got lost on my way to visit?

Beauty B: However, we are never lonely, because along the way, there are always people paying attention to us, caring for us and caring for us.

Handsome boy B: Because of the wasted years, they are in the same boat as us.

Beauty A: How time flies! They are with us.

Handsome A: I believe that at this moment, they are happier and more excited than us. Now, in the warm applause of everyone, please welcome three managers from the manager's office to make a toast. Fourth, meal time.

(Music) V. Performance Link

Handsome B: We're almost finished. We ate. Let's have fun together and enjoy the programs carefully prepared by our partners.

Handsome A: Before enjoying the program, I want to ask you a question. Do you know what animal flies highest in the world?

Handsome boy B: What animal flies highest? I think it is an eagle.

Handsome A: No.

Handsome B: Is it a vulture?

Handsome A: No.

Handsome B: It can't be an ostrich!

Handsome A: Haha, I'll tell you, it's a swan. Swan can fly to the highest altitude of 17000 meters, which can be described as a master among birds.

Handsome boy B: Indeed, swans have always won people's love with their white feathers, high-pitched voice and graceful posture. There is a poem that says, "Sing from grace, sing gracefully, and tease Xia Zi".

Handsome boy A: Let's listen to the four cygnets brought to us by our friends.

Beauty A: They interpreted the modern version of Swan Lake with body language, which perfectly combined warmth, tenderness and lofty sentiments.

Beauty B: Actually, today we can not only eat well and have fun, but also the company manager's office has prepared a grand prize for us. Now please ask Manager Xu to draw the third prize for us and see who is the first lucky one.

Beauty A: You will get a waist warmer. Please ask Manager Xu to take a photo with the third prize winner.

Beauty B: Don't worry if you don't win the prize. There will be another chance in the future. In the fifth part, there is a recognized handsome boy A.

Beauty A: He has big eyes, but he has no brains.

Beauty B: He is good at everything except his personality. Guess who he is?

Beauty A: Yes, he is the famous magician Li Dan.

Beauty B: In the warm applause, please welcome Li Dan to perform magic tricks.

Handsome A: It's really extraordinary. A new generation of magic masters will be born soon.

Handsome boy B: It is said that we insurers should have "copper heads, iron mouths and rubber bellies". We may not say this iron mouth, but we will definitely say it.

Handsome A: Well, it must be well written and incisive. Let's walk into the wonderful program "Three Sentences and a Half" brought by Ye Yi. Please applaud.

Beauty A: The New Year is coming again. You four make a scene. Let's clap!

Beauty B: Next, we have a second round of lucky draw. Please ask Manager Cheng to draw the second prize for us.

(On-site guidance to grasp the treasure), wealth and luck will accompany you to a happy life and happiness.

Beauty A: Please take a photo with Manager Cheng and the second prize winner.

Beauty B: Actually, in the era of market economy, no matter what you do, you should pay attention to routines.

Beauty A: Yes, routines are particularly important in the life insurance marketing industry. Only by finding a style that suits you can you be in an invincible position. As a newcomer in the life insurance industry, Du Haitao also has his own routine and style of play. Next, please welcome Du Haitao to bring us a solo "Drunken Boxing". Let's clap. ....................... random activities.

Handsome A: The most exciting moment is coming soon. Next, please invite General Manager Yu to announce the winner of today's first prize for us.

Handsome boy B: You will get a gift package, 50 yuan in cash. Bless you.

Beauty a and beauty b go on stage to prepare for the conclusion. Conclusion:

Beauty A: Excellent achievements come from the accumulation of time, and proud achievements come from unremitting efforts.

Handsome guy A: On the road of life insurance, the wise never stop, and transcendence is the eternal pursuit of the strong.

Beauty B: Hard work, sweat and tears paved the way for the rapid development of the five major marketing departments.

Handsome boy b: ups and downs, confidence and courage have created five immortal flags of marketing.

Beauty A: Life insurance elite, unlimited brewing, unlimited harvest.

Handsome boy a: five children, great achievements, and then climb the peak.

Beauty B: It's been a year, and today is a new starting point.

Handsome boy B: One year, like the blink of an eye, we start a new journey.

Beauty A: Let's forge ahead in unity and create our own career together.

Handsome guy A: Let's go ahead and create five brilliant tomorrows.

(Together) Partners, let's meet in the truth and in the brilliant 20**!

Beauty A: Now I declare that the five marketing books "Win in the Future" and the carnival reception to welcome the New Year have come to a successful conclusion. I wish you all a happy return trip.

Humor annual meeting funny host string 2 male: leaders, distinguished guests,

Woman: Dear colleagues,

H: Good afternoon, everyone!

M: Time flies, time flies, and we sent away a year unconsciously in our busy schedule.

W: We bid farewell to the successful 2xx and welcome the promising 2xx. On the occasion of the arrival of the new year, we are here to bid farewell to you!

I wish you all a happy New Year and all the best!

W: First of all, let's invite Mr. Ge, our general manager, to make an opening speech. Let's applaud President xx.

(xx's general speech)

W: Thank you for your speech. 20xx is a memorable year. In this year, we are changing and making progress every day.

M: With the continuous development of the enterprise, our team is also growing and our performance is booming. (plus the performance of some enterprises in that year)

W: However, every progress of the enterprise can not be separated from the joint efforts of all colleagues. Here we sincerely say:

Together: everyone has worked hard!

M: OK, it's performed by Tianqi-XX sings Beyond the horizon. Welcome to visit!

Woman: Please enjoy the song "Xu Wei Hometown Edition" played and sung by-XX. Welcome to visit!

M: Wang Feng's beijing beijing was sung by xx. Welcome to visit!

(Interactive session of the game)

Woman: Welcome xx's "Sailor"!

M: Crosstalk brought by m:xx-"I want to rob the tomb", welcome!

Woman: It's sung by Liu today. Welcome to visit!

M: From XX-Colorful, welcome!

W: Please enjoy xx- Yu Quan's "Running" chorus. Welcome to visit!

M: The song Jane Eyre (Ang Lee, Jiangyuan East Edition) brought by xx Yu (note: accompanied by xx).

W: The xx Center sings "A Family Who Loves each other". Participants voted for the best program, the host announced the winner of the best performance program award, and the business leaders presented awards.

At the end of the party, all the members sat down for dinner!

Humor annual meeting funny host string 3 1: prelude

W: The company specially praises excellent partners. The company organized a company-wide selection of outstanding employees and praised outstanding partners. We organized a company-wide selection of outstanding employees, and many partners were selected with honor.

M: They are XX. Please welcome all outstanding employees to the stage.

W: Thank you for your wonderful performance! Thank you for your wonderful performance!

M: With the blooming of the passionate melody of life, we have ushered in the spring of 20XX.

W: When we leave 20XX with joy, what we gain most is growth, what we know best is growth, and what we know best is maturity.

M: In the new year, we worked hard against the clock and achieved gratifying results. Looking forward to the coming year, we have unlimited expectations.

W: Thank you, General Manager X. Let's give warm applause to the partners who won the excellent employee award again! Congratulations to the partner who won the excellent employee award!

M: (staring at excellent employees with messy eyes and clapping all the time)

Woman: Stop! Stop, what are you doing? Endless.

M: I ... envy and hate! Always give awards to outstanding employees!

W: Please ask General Manager X to give awards to outstanding employees! Let's applaud you. (General X presents the award and speaks) At this moment, let's forge a friendship with Syria here.

W: At this moment, let's get along well with Syria, have fun and enjoy the warmth of our company. * * * Enjoy happiness and taste the warmth of our company. The warmth of our company comes first. Let's give a big round of applause. First of all, let's say goodbye to the leaders with warm applause. The arrival of the tour guide.

M: 20 1 1 is a proud year for us. Let's welcome General Manager X's New Year greetings. M: Thank you for your speech. In XXXX, each partner has made his own contribution to the development of the company.

M: I envy these partners around me for winning the lottery, and I envy them for not having to invite them to dinner when they win the lottery. I hate ...

Woman: Are you really annoying? Really annoying?

Man: Damn, it's so late, why hasn't dinner started yet!

Woman: Haha, look at your progress! Please haha, look at your progress! Let's start eating! More exciting, come back after dinner! Let's start eating! More exciting, come back after dinner!

M: The sumptuous food officially begins at the end of XXXX!

Second, catering.

M: The following game is for the partner who just ate the most at each table. Please invite the person who eats the most at each table.

Third, string words

Man: Please go back to our seats. Our wonderful performance is about to begin.

Man: Are you full?

Woman: Yes, the seafood here is really great! Yes, the seafood here is really great!

Man: Yes, I haven't seen such a beautiful waiter for a long time.

Woman: Go, what are you thinking? Come with me as soon as possible. What are you thinking about? Let's introduce tonight's activities.

M: Oh, OK.

W: Tonight, our partners have prepared colorful festivals. Tonight, our partners prepared colorful programs, and we also prepared many interesting games for us. Let's take an active part in the sports meeting. Let's take an active part in the game and get a reward for participating in them! There are other big prizes waiting for me! There are other big prizes waiting for the lucky one next to mine. The lucky ones near the children come to the lucky draw.

M: That's right. In addition, each partner will also receive mysterious New Year gifts from other partners. This gift must be painstaking and has special significance!

W: I believe that we were unable to resist my restless heart. Let's start our restless hearts at once. Let's start the game at once.

W: Well, our judgment, the judgment of five gourmets at present, has stood in front of us. Standing right in front of us.

M: In order to help gourmets digest food better, our game is called "After-dinner Sports Meeting". The rules of the game are as follows: six gourmets will take part in three sports in the venue, namely, turning around, being handy and seeking up and down. In the meantime, I grabbed the two handrails of the chair with both hands and turned around for 5 times, which was very dizzy. If you leave the handrail, you will be fined for 5 seconds. Handy Gourmet will replace the 10 water bottles placed on both sides of the place in left and right order, push them down by hand, or touch them with other parts of the body, and punish them with 10 second. It's easy to ask badminton up and down. You need to kick 10 badminton. Note that touching badminton with other parts of the body does not count. Say that badminton is off, or use badminton for personal attack, fine 15 seconds. The person who takes the longest time to complete three sports will be awarded the title of God of Food of the Year.

Fourth, the annual meeting game: after-dinner sports meeting

Woman: OK, let's ask the Gourmet at table 1 to start the game first! Start the game! The partner who eats the least, maybe not enough, is introduced to the stage!

Woman: Under the temptation of such rich food, we are tempted by such rich food. These partners have taken into account the charm and other reasons. These partners all consider the reasons such as charm temperament, and none of them consider charm.

Fifth, the song "You are My Eye" won the title of God of Food of the Year.

W: Congratulations to XX for winning the title of God of Food of the Year. Be quiet and bring "Be quiet, please enjoy" You are my eye "brought by xxx.

If you indulge yourself, you must be a model of company etiquette. Let's play the game "Let's get lucky", let's play the game "Let's get lucky"

It is to choose who just paid the most attention to my manners, that is, to choose who just paid the most attention to my manners and didn't eat well. The game is played like this. Everyone eats well, and the game is played like this. There will be an eating watermelon in front of the pacesetter, and there will be an eating watermelon in front of the pacesetter. When the person in charge says start, within minutes, and when someone says start, please within 2 minutes.

Sixth, the game: every murder

M: Handsome guys are very infectious. When you see Xiao Jin singing, his partner's eyes are all like this. Now when I come up, you see, we have all become like this, and we are whispering. I am unbalanced!

W: How can you be so generous and so narrow-minded and balanced? Balance?

M: Just now, all the gourmets who ate the most in each team got their prizes back. If I can make the team eat the least, I will be balanced.

W: Oh, that's just right. Our next game is to have a partner who has just eaten the least or hasn't had enough. The full partner came up to participate.

Man: Great, there must be extra meals! Please finish eating watermelon as soon as possible. Whoever eats watermelon first will eat watermelon as soon as possible, and whoever eats watermelon first will be rated as the model of the year! I didn't finish it in minutes, but I won the title of model of the year! A partner who hasn't finished eating for 2 minutes or at the end must have just eaten too much or finished eating at the end. If there are too many partners, those who cheat on food will be severely rewarded and punished.

M: OK, please take your positions. On my mark, get ready to go! (Participants award prizes, losers clean up the battlefield ...)

Seven, pantomime: "Five Fingers"

Woman: Those watermelons were really unsightly just now. Those watermelons were really unsightly just now. (Fan) According to

M: Our manners are not so good either. You see, our mouths are still full of watermelons, and we may not be able to talk for a while. I present the pantomime Five Fingers to you, please enjoy it quietly.

W: Ask the teacher to make artistic inventions backstage. Cai was chosen as the most charming fruit dish, and this beautiful fruit platter was eaten!

M: Actually, I think other dishes are quite good! My aesthetic is too special. I don't think other dishes can go bad. I suggest sharing it with us!

W: Good advice! Please taste the good suggestions of beautiful women together! Handmade! (by hand! (The man put six fruit bowls on each table.)

W: Let's go back and watch the replay. Next, let's take it back and watch the playback. Next, let's exchange gifts. You take one, I'll take one, a gift exchange partner. You draw one, I draw one, then the two drawn partners exchange gifts, then the two drawn partners exchange gifts, and the two drawn partners exchange gifts to show their gratitude to each other, in any way, by shaking hands, hugging and announcing speeches. Shake hands, hug and announce a speech.

M: The demand is very strange. The leaders who came to our annual meeting in Shenzhen today also prepared for us.

Eight, the annual dance

M: This fruit bowl not only looks the same, but also makes good fruit. It looks very popular with us. XXX, did you just eat? I told you that I like kiwifruit best. I heard from my mother that it contains old vitamin C complex, do you know? ..... Hey, where's XXX? Where did you go in the blink of an eye? Bad luck, XXXX! ..... it's your turn to play ... (running down) (music, dancing) presents, are we waiting?

W: That's it. Let's talk about our leaders first. That's it. Take it.

Nine, finish speaking

W: With the approach of the New Year, our party tonight will also end with the approach of the New Year.

M: Desire is gold, expectation is silver, and expectation and desire are incomparable precious wealth in life. Only when there is a dream can there be hope, and only when there is a dream can it be completed. I got lost,

M: I'm sorry. XXX is lost. I'll find her first. Please appreciate what XXXX has brought us first. I’ll be right back.

W: Let's wait for your wonderful life with songs and laughter!

M: Partners, welcome a bright tomorrow with this happy mood and our sincere wishes!

Exchange gifts

Man: Why didn't you tell me when you went dancing? That's great!

W: May everything look brand-new in the new year. May everything look brand-new in the new year, and good luck will always accompany us! Today's party is over, please take a group photo at the front desk as a souvenir! Take a picture at the front desk!

Humor annual meeting funny host string 4 male: leaders.

Woman: Dear colleagues.

H: Good evening, everyone!

Time is like a song, and Hua Guang is like a dream.

Woman: Time flies like water.

365 unforgettable days in 20xx years have slipped away from the flying snowflakes through people's fingers.

Woman: The years that have not lived, the fleeting time, have pushed us to a new starting point.

M: 20xx is a year in which Shande gropes for progress in development. Thank you for your efforts. Although we have encountered various difficulties in market expansion and operational services, we have initially consolidated Shande's position in POS professional services and laid a foundation for future development.

W: Looking forward to 20xx, Shande will face greater development opportunities, which means that you have broad personal development space. Time waits for no one, and heaven rewards diligence. We are sure that employees who are interested in growing up with the company will share the fruits of the company's business development.

M: On this day of connecting the past with the future and opening up the future, we get together and hold a happy and peaceful party to celebrate our growth and look forward to our future.

W: On behalf of the company, I would like to extend my most sincere New Year wishes to you and your family. Thanks to your's efforts, because your's brilliance has made Shande brilliant.

You have worked hard!

M: Looking back at each of our achievements, it embodies the painstaking efforts of the company's leading group. Let's welcome Mr. Wang's New Year message with warm applause.

M: The glorious 20xx years have left us with too much excitement and joy.

Woman: The exciting year of 20xx is about to play a magnificent movement!

Let's raise our glasses to celebrate the New Year!

Woman: This glass of wine has three wishes: First, I wish the company a prosperous career and a wide range of financial resources!

M: Second, I wish our parents and relatives good health and all the best!

Woman: Third, I wish all my friends good luck every year, all your wishes come true and you will be promoted step by step!

Friends, let's have a drink together.

Conclusion:

Man: Happy times are always short. Today's party will be over soon.

Woman: Glory belongs to the past, and dreams still have to be paid. We will embark on a new journey again!

M: Let's use enthusiasm and tenacity.

Woman: With sincerity and persistence,

M: Diligence and simplicity,

Woman: With true feelings and sweat,

He: Write the China chapter of Shande people!

M: 20xx Spring Festival get-together.

H: That's it!

Goodbye!

Humor annual meeting funny host 5 A: leaders;

B: dear colleagues;

A: When it snows heavily during the Spring Festival, we embrace the brand-new 20xxxx.

B: When the drizzle of the Spring Festival moistens us, we will really meet the glory of xx 20xx;;

A: When dancing in the New Year, we warmly embraced the 20xxxx model;

B: When the songs of the Spring Festival float around, we will meet the passion of xx, and we will surely create another miracle.

A: In A:20xx, we have gathered infinite wisdom and produced strength.

B: In B:20xx, we embraced faith with sincere hope;

A: In A:20xx, we use sweat and tears to help xx take off.

B: In B:20xx, we established the immortal banner of xx real estate with credit and courage.

A: I believe that in 20xx, we will join hands in the storm;

B: I believe that in 20xx, we will hold hands in the scorching sun;

A: I believe that in 20xx, we will create an invincible and brave life force;

B: I believe that in the year of 20xx, we will definitely become a wonderful flower of China's real estate industry.

A: Next, I announce that the annual xx real estate conference with the theme of "High School Musical, Showing off Wealth 20xx" will begin now.

Did you see the cake pushed up? Let me ask, who knows the purpose of this cake, and there is a prize quiz (give a small gift if you get it right)?

(If no one knows)

B: It's to celebrate the establishment of xx Real Estate (xx) Co., Ltd. Please come to the stage to open champagne and cut cakes for us.

Today, we xx people gather together, singing and dancing to welcome the New Year.

B: Let songs express our feelings and dances publicize our manners;

A: Let our ideals light up our youth, and let our beliefs show our maturity.

B: Next, please invite three beautiful young actors to bring us belly dance xx. Please give them a round of applause. (All the following game sessions and performances are improvised)

A: I will bless you in the sunshine of A:20xx;

B: I will pray for you in the moonlight at B:20xx;

A: In the drizzle of A:20xx, there must be something for you.

B: In the soft wind of B:20xx, your good news will be delivered.

Together: the ship of xx in 20xx has set sail, and the career of xx in 20xx will surely climb to a new peak.

A: Let's be ambitious and weave our youth.

B: Let our immortal faith burn brilliantly;

A: Let's all the elites in xx.

Combination: carry forward the past and forge ahead into the future, and create greater glories.

("Let's meet each other, young friends" begins with music, and the last two sentences are music)

B: I declare "High School Musical, Show off the Rich 20xx" XX real estate theme annual meeting, which ends here. I look forward to seeing you again next year.