Once upon a time, there was a king named Xiao Chongjian. He married a queen named Yang Jiu; Two people gave birth to a beautiful little princess, but we don't talk about the gender of the princess (what, shouldn't the princess be a woman? ), the princess's name is Luo Jun (by Pia).

All right, overhead, overhead.

King Xiao Chongjian is a man who loves his wife very much and is also loved by his subjects (because his subjects are all supporters of Xiao Yang CP). Under the leadership of Daxiao, the country's GDP has steadily increased, and the wages of its subjects have also increased year by year. The tragedy that CJ girls who like to write beautiful novels are required to be rebuilt by the school because they failed the exam will never happen again.

The wise filial piety king has only one worry, that is, the little princess loves her mother too much.

"Xiao epee, mirror Jiangling told me today that the princess leaves of neighboring countries are less, and there is a beauty that the world can't reach. You divorce Yang Jiu and marry the princess. "

Princess Luo Jun always calls her parents by their first names, unless Yang Jiu's name is sometimes preceded by the word "dear".

King Xiao Chongjian felt that his loyal love for his wife was hurt: "There is no beautiful woman in this world who is more attractive than your mother in my eyes! Why should I divorce your mother? "

Princess Luo Jun said, "So I can monopolize the foreign wine."

The king flew into a rage: "No way! Don't talk about me, even your mother won't agree to such an incredible thing as divorce! What about your mother? "

"Yang Jiu ran out to hunt wild food again," Princess Luo Jun rolled her eyes at King Xiao Chongjian contemptuously. "... useless people. "

On XX, XX, XX, a vicious incident occurred in the palace where the king beat the princess violently. Because this incident seriously damaged the royal majesty, it was recorded in detail and truthfully by the students of Magic Mirror Jiangling.

After the picnic, Queen Yang Jiu lifted her skirt and smoked, and happily pushed open the door of the palace.

"Which mud? ! "The queen said," Princess, take your fist back from the king's face! " King, don't cut the princess's penis with a kitchen knife! Why are you fighting again? You don't think the cost of repairing the palace this month is too small, do you? "

The enemies of the king and princess are jealous as soon as they meet, and they can't hear any voices from the outside world in the blood and violence.

Yang Jiuyi reached out and said, "Where is the Prime Minister?"

Ivy, the prime minister with maid glasses and a big pink bow on her apron, wriggled around and handed a M 14 submachine gun.

"... Prime Minister, your COS today is in line with my aesthetic, so wear it tomorrow. "

"Thank you for your compliment _"

Empress Yang Jiu carried M 14 and slammed a circle of fire. In the hail of bullets, chickens fly and dogs jump, and people hate ghosts and gods. Then the wall of the palace collapsed with a loud noise.

The king and princess turned their heads in slow motion, and then jumped romantically in the direction of Yang Jiu, with tears streaming down their faces. Glittering tears fluttered in the breeze, and the golden red light of the sunset sprinkled on their affectionate faces, which seemed very lively.

Xiao Chongjian said, "Shit! Yang JIU! Did you go out to steal another person? ! "

Luo Jun said, "Quick! Yang JIU! Divorce Xiao Chongjian! "

Queen Yang Jiu grabbed the king and princess by the neck with one hand and pressed them firmly against the wall.

"I have long wanted to divorce Xiao Chongjian, and then I will live comfortably in the palace and listen to politics and be the Empress Dowager Cixi." Empress Yang Jiu turned darkly to Princess Luo Jun. "And you, if you dare to tell your father that I'm out hunting again, I'll send you to the black forest to play with the dwarfs."

The queen roared away, with a click behind her, and the blx of the king and princess was broken all over the floor.

Late at night, the queen sat in front of the dresser sadly, holding a magic mirror in her hand, and a poker face with no expression was reflected in the mirror.

"Mirror, mirror," the queen asked, "The princess only got 32 points in this math exam, and the school teacher was going crazy, urging him to take this course again. As a loving mother, what should I do? "

Mirror Jiangling said, "Tell the princess to do a hundred math problems a day."

Yang Jiu hesitated: "Will this be too cruel?"

"No," warned Jiangling, "if you are soft on the princess, then I have a hunch that he will still fail in the next exam."

Yang Jiu, the goddess of love, was stunned by the possibility of "failure again". He immediately ordered the princess to be equipped with a professional math teacher and watched her do 100 algebra, geometry, statistics, probability and trigonometric functions every day. This cruel order that shocked the whole palace was unacceptable to all. Of course, Princess Luo Jun is the most opposed. He angrily beat off more than n math teachers and then cried and announced that he would hang himself.

"Son, do the problem at home," Wang Xiao gloated and wiped the crocodile's tears. "The magic mirror said that as long as you listen to your mother, you will be admitted next time ..."

The princess swore, "Don't think I don't know anything! Prime Minister Ivey doesn't like Lao Tzu. He let the magic mirror talk nonsense in front of Yang Jiu to harm Lao Zi! You guys are in cahoots! "

King Xiao Chongjian waved happily: "Good baby, people have to bow their heads under the eaves, but every time you play a role, you are so tragic." . Your mother and I went out for the 1358th honeymoon, so you can calculate trigonometric functions at home _ "

Xiao Chongjian hummed and went out happily. Downstairs of the palace, Queen Yang Jiu was casually shooting sparrows in the treetops with a cigarette in one hand and a gun in the other.

Princess Luo Jun deeply felt that there was no love in this world. He cried for a while and said to himself, "I want to run away from home!" " "

Snow White packed her gun, mobile phone, computer and PSP, and set foot on the road of running away from home tragically. Before he left, he did not forget to write down the place he planned to go, and left it at the bedside of Queen Yang Jiu for Yang Jiu to see at any time.

Snow White went to the Black Forest.

..... Is he going to play 8P with the seven dwarfs?

No, in fact, in order to resist the tyranny of King Xiao Chongjian, Princess Luo Jun set up a secret Sineitai base in the Black Forest. The name of this base is: "The queen belongs to the princess, and the resentment of cannon fodder attack is also huge." Sineitai, referred to as the Gun King Death Squad, has a captain named Sambo.

Why not call it Babel? Because Princess Luo Jun's math is not very good, he can only count to three, but he hasn't learned four, five, six, seven, eight and nine yet.

Princess Luo Jun stood on a high podium and gave an impassioned speech to a group of people ... That's what the crew did. They were embarrassed n times and ran away n times. You are the wind, I am a sand chaser, running to the end of the world. A group of supporting actors died in their love of' love you to death' ... Lao Tzu clearly paid as much as Xiao Chongjian. Why did he end up as cannon fodder? Damn, if I had known that as long as Yang Jiu shot Xiao Chongjian, they would miraculously congratulate him. Why didn't Xiao Chongjian lie down and take this shot ten years ago? ! What's the point of dragging 200 thousand words with countless cannon fodder? ! ……"

The crowd below got excited: "Drag the author out and kill him to eat meat!" "

"We should be self-reliant!"

"The queen belongs to the princess!"

"Long live the cannon fodder attack! Hooray! Long live-!"

Their slogan is so shocking that animals within the range of Fiona Fang 10 km near the forest have fled and birds have become extinct.

In the play, Queen Yang Jiu failed to become the romantic Europe in his dream because of her mistakes, and she didn't flirt with her maid in his dream, with big cat ears and big breasts and 36-day blonde hair. This person borrowed a large sum of money from his friend Shao before filming "Fanwai Qu" as a fund for going to Europe to soak MM at his own expense.

(Big Xiao: Fuck you, you bastard. You don't want me to get what you don't get, do you? Yang Jiu has a good life in my home. Why did you encourage him to go out for a picnic? ! )

Xiao Luo: He said that the interest on borrowing money is to come to my house to spend the weekend with me. )

So King Xiao Chongjian was forced to accompany Queen Yang Jiu around Europe. During this period, the Queen seduced countless romantic Italian handsome guys and 36D big breasts. The king escaped, arrested the queen and escorted her back to China.

The queen returned to the palace and shouted happily, "Where is the princess?" Where is the princess? Lao Zi bought him a China satin apron with a big pink bow, hand-made furry cat ears and crystal glasses. Tell him to come out and try! "

The princess didn't answer.

In the empty palace, Prime Minister Ivy is sitting in front of the magic mirror, wearing a coat with white background and blue flowers, dark blue trousers and cloth shoes, combing two charming buns, shyly twisting two steps like a naive village girl in the late Qing Dynasty, and asking, "Dear, what does this COS look like?"

Mirror Jiangling students sincerely admire: "It's perfect."

The queen rushed over and threw away the magic mirror, grabbed the village girl's shoulder and shook it back and forth at 180 degrees per second: "Where is the princess?" Where is the princess? I pay you a salary every month so that you can do nothing in front of the mirror. Are you jealous of me? "

"..." Prime Minister Ivy dressed as a village girl said, "The princess ran away from home. He said that the family is not warm and you don't love him enough. "

Queen Yang Jiu rushed into the bedroom and found a note left by the princess beside the bed. Poor Snow White wrote on a piece of paper with blood and tears dipped in red tomato sauce:

"Dear Queen Yang Jiu, I didn't stay at home gently. I ran away from home and waited for you in black 3X wood 2X wood. Princess word. "

The poor princess devoted herself to the glorious cause of "competing with the king for the queen". Not only did she get 32 points in math, but she didn't even learn Chinese well.

Yang Jiu's sorrow comes from this.

"My poor child was driven away from home by exam-oriented education. That's terrible! No, what if he really condescends to play 8P with dwarfs? I'm going to visit him in the Black Forest with a gift. "

So Queen Yang Jiu tidied up, took the Adidas sneakers and sweatpants that the princess usually wore, and brought a basketball, and went out to the Black Forest.

The wheel of fate began to turn. ...

The queen walked and walked until she reached the edge of the black forest. He got lost.

He asked two armed guards at the intersection of the forest, "Where is the dwarf's cabin?" I'm going to see my poor daughter Snow White. "

The queen seen by the guards is a pale, cheeky, gentle and calm middle-aged man ... female ... don't worry about the queen's gender, but a good person who looks calm, kind and easy to bully.

The guard looked at each other and made an evil gesture: "I opened this road and planted this tree." I have to pass by and stay to buy the toll! " "

Empress Yang Jiu sighed and kindly repeated, "Excuse me, where is the dwarf's cabin?" Do you know where my poor daughter Snow White is? I'll bring him his favorite Adidas sneakers and Nike basketball. "

The guard put the gun on the brush, took a step closer and shouted sharply, "This road has been occupied by death squads. They are' The queen belongs to the princess, and the resentment of cannon fodder is also huge'! Anyone passing by this road has to pay taxes! The tax rate is your total assets MINUS 800 yuan and then multiplied by 14%, pay! "

"..." The queen said, "Heavy taxes are fiercer than tigers."

"It is the duty of every citizen to pay taxes legally. Those who don't pay taxes should go to the next voluntary walk-on as cannon fodder. Ha ha ha ha ha ~! Take the money! Take money! "

"..." The veins stood out on Queen Yang Jiu's forehead.

"If you don't pay, drag it out for a meal!"

"……"

"Still dare not to pay? ! "

"……"

"Brothers! Go! "

"……"

Five seconds later, two guards knelt on the ground, screaming and begging for uncle's mercy. I saw Queen Yang Jiu holding the small necks of two guards on the ground in one hand. The muscles on her thin arms were taut, the veins stood out on the back of her hand suddenly and violently, and the lines were sexy and weird.

"Tell Luo Jun Xiaonazi to get out and pick up the driver!" Yang Jiu's word-for-word orders.

The guard kowtowed desperately, and then rolled and crawled away.

The speed is so fast that even a rabbit with its tail cut can't catch up.

Princess Luo Jun got her wish, waiting for his beloved Queen Yang Jiu (although the process was a little unexpected. )

The queen looked at the princess 10 meter long and 10 meter wide bed, dumbfounded and in tears.

Yang Jiu said, "Son, your bedroom and general's office are just so big. The next bed needs two walls. Are you stupid to put such a big bed at home? "

Luo Jun said, "Hey, isn't this a gift from Princess Ye Shao of a neighboring country? Since the last time he used rolled sheets, he collapsed a broken bed, and he has a strange resentment and hobby for beds. "

"Why did he give you something?"

"He said that he had a special love for all cannon fodder attacks, named Luo."

Yang Jiu was silent.

Princess Luo Jun happily opened a pair of Adidas sneakers and sweatpants brought to him by Queen Yang Jiu. He put on sweatpants and planned to go out to play basketball with others, but the belt rope on his pants was tied together, so the Queen bent down to untie his belt and tied it hard.

"Ow-!" Snow White jumped up in disgust: "Yang Jiu! If you can't wait for someone, stay and wait for someone. Don't choke me to death every time you tie my belt and tie! "

"..." Yang Jiu said: "I am loyal to the original ... Snow White, you should have fainted."

Luo Jun is tenacious and unyielding.

"faint, princess, and then I can go back to the palace to sleep, vicious queen."

Luo Jun still hasn't fainted. He wants XXOO leave Yang Jiu with him at night by violent means.

The queen's veins stood out again. After a loud noise, poor Snow White fell face down to the ground, and her head clearly showed the four joint marks left by her fist.

Yang Jiu, the evil queen, slipped out happily at this moment. "The queen is a princess, and the resentment against cannon fodder attacks is also huge." Sineitai waved a key ring while smoking a cigarette and went back to the palace to sleep.

Late at night, the loving Queen Yang Jiu sat in front of the dressing table and asked, "Mirror, mirror, the princess hangs out with that Wang Bao cult every day. I think there is any way to call back her lost soul? "

"……"

"Mirror, mirror, is there any way to call back her lost soul?"

"……"

"Mirror, are you asleep?"

"……"

Outside a window of the castle building, at an altitude of 100 meters, the magic mirror screamed at the top of its lungs: "Yang Jiu! Don't let go! Put me in! Don't just carry me with two fingers! I said, I said, I said everything. Ah, ah, ah-!"

Yang Jiu slowly took the magic mirror in his hand back to the window and smiled and repeated, "What can I do to call back her lost soul?"

Jing Jiangling wiped a sweat: "Come on, buddy, can you ask me some normal questions? My role is just to answer simple questions, such as who is the most beautiful woman in the world and where is Snow White. You asked me what my soul is and what my life is. I don't understand! "

A second later, the scream of the magic mirror pierced the night sky again: "No, Yang Jiu! Don't put me in the window! Don't leave me hanging! Don't let go! Lao tze I can't fly ah ah-!"

The loving queen Yang Jiu decided to save Snow White's evil soul with her love and justice.

He once again rejected the request of King XIAO Chongjian XXOO with his fist, and then embarked on the journey of bravely breaking into the black forest cult organization with a bowl of homemade Yuanxiao porridge and deep love.

The king wept silently behind the queen: "Princess … I hate you …" "

Queen Yang Jiushun came to the edge of the black forest, and he got lost again. He looked around blankly and asked two armed guards, "Where is the dwarf's hut?" I want to see my poor daughter Snow White ... "

Two guards knelt on the ground and wept bitterly: "My Lord! Queen! No, Zeus Let's go behind your back! Otherwise, you can lie down comfortably and we can take you away! You are too tough! Spare our lives! "

"..." Yang Jiu then carried a small basket of queen, and successfully came to the operational headquarters of Sineitai, where "the queen is a princess and the cannon fodder attack is also huge".

Snow White Luo Jun is sitting cross-legged in an armchair, ruthlessly monitoring the palace's every move. He made the best operational arrangements, striving to overthrow the cruel rule of the tyrant Xiao Chongjian once and for all, and by the way, rescued his beloved Queen Yang Jiu from the dark abyss.

Empress Yang Jiu looked at Snow White Luo Jun's emaciated cheek and burst into tears again: "Son, even if you always fail in math, your father and I won't blame you. Don't force yourself to do things you don't like ... You see you are as thin as an old black monkey in Georgia, Africa ... "

Luo Jun glanced at the Queen's little basket and burst into tears: "Yang Jiu, I tell you again, you won't wait for someone. I told you not to put salt, oil and chopped green onion in Yuanxiao porridge. Do you think you are baking scallion cakes? "

"..." The queen said, "Princess, if you don't drink, I will go back with King XXOO."

This threat is more effective than anything. Snow White snatched the bowl of porridge from the queen regardless of her men's stop, and knew that it was not edible for human beings. She raised her head and gulped it down.

Yang Jiu opened his mouth wide and stared at the heroic Princess Luo Jun.

Luo Jun just stood for a few seconds, then foaming at the mouth, stars, fell to the ground.

Snow White was quickly placed and sent to the emergency room. The identification result is food poisoning. Because of eating food that tastes too disgusting, the nerve center has a self-help reaction in an emergency, cutting off all the senses of the poisoned person.

"My poor Snow White, concentrate on waiting for your white horse to ride the prince to save you." Empress Yang Jiu completed the task, with a cigarette in her mouth, and happily set foot on her return journey.

Snow White was put in a huge crystal glass coffin and placed on the side of the road waiting for Prince Charming to save him.

On the first day, someone came riding a white horse, but it was Xiao Chongjian who gloated and showed off the sweet night he spent with Queen Yang Jiu last night.

The next day, someone came on a white horse, but it was Prime Minister Ivey who came to gloat, and recalled the past when she was detained and beaten by Luo Jun in the play.

On the third day, someone came on a white horse, but that was ... that was San Shao riding a white horse in a hurry. He is going to a neighboring country to report to his brother Ye Shao on the recent home delivery and three-package after-sales service in Southeast Asia's arms industry.

Snow White jumped out of the coffin and grabbed Prince Charming: "Wait! Loyal to the original! Take Lao tze with you! Lao Tzu can't stand Xiao Chongjian showing off his husband and wife life every day! "

"..." Prince Charming stared at Snow White for a long time and said, "Although I'm not interested in you, it is said that Princess Ye Shao of a neighboring country likes to take care of these messy things. He likes to be a gentleman and secretly inquire about gossip. It is more reliable for you to talk to Ye Shao for you. "

Luo Jun asked, "Where can I find that Ye Shao?"

Prince charming said, "It's just on the way. Come on up, man. I'll take you to see him. "

So Luo Jun, Snow White, and Lang Sanshao, Prince Charming, went to the palaces of neighboring countries together and embarked on a journey to find the real military leaders-Pseudo-Jun and Princess Ye Shao. Will they succeed? Can Snow White save her beloved queen from the king? The magnificent heroic epic of the Black Forest once again set off a pseudo-historical frenzy! Please watch the next episode of the drama: defeat the devil and save the princess! Same time tomorrow, so stay tuned.

Snow White

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess. Because her beauty is so famous, she attracted the devil's eyes. The demon king occupied the palace and the princess, which plunged the peaceful kingdom into the abyss of panic and dark rule. Who can save the helpless princess? Who is the brave knight of destiny takes a hand? Ride your horse, take your sword and March forward in the faint call of the princess!

"..." The princess asked, "Devil, did you sleep well last night?"

In the dark private prison, the cold steel fence cut off all contact with the outside world. There is a smell of iron and blood in the gloomy and heavy air, and the terrible roar of wild animals is faintly echoed in the endless darkness. The ground of the narrow and dark cell is covered with weeds, and in the corner where the mouse squeaks and screams, a poor figure can be vaguely seen curled up and firmly locked by chains. ...

The figure moved, groaning and crying: "Princess, please be kind and let me out. I dare not provoke your family next time ... "

Outside the cell, Princess Ye Shao smiled and folded her hands, her eyes were gentle as spring water, and her ten fingers were ground like tender onions in the light of the fire.

"No," said the princess, "if you dare to try to possess me, you must pay the price. I just need someone to serve me. I want to raise a chihuahua recently. Just be this chihuahua. "

Although the devil strongly opposed it, the princess deeply felt that it was a good idea. So the princess put a collar around the devil's neck and took it out to breathe fresh air every night. Man walks the dog, princess walks the devil.

The demon king's struggle is invalid, because the princess is the head of the local arms with hundreds of billions of dollars, and has raised 20 thousand servants, and everyone can skillfully use assault submachine guns.

Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. Princess Ye Shao warmly received them-you can smell the tiny particles floating in the air, and there is a faint gossip of Snow White Luo Jun.

Ye Shao listened to the whole story and expressed deep sympathy: "The love between mother and daughter who were forcibly separated by the king is such a sad and touching story. I don't think it's that Queen Yang Jiu doesn't love you. Just under the pressure of Wang Daxiao, the king of a country, I have to be separated from you temporarily. As long as you can get the queen up the courage to fly away with the princess, everything else is easy to say. "

The best thing about Princess Ye Shao is that no matter how impressive he is, he can make his facial expression gentle, calm and unusually calm.

Princess Luo Jun humbly asked for advice: "How can I make Yang Jiu summon up this courage?"

Princess Ye thought for a while, and suddenly she had a flash of light. She reached out and called, "Call me a monster!" " "

Snow White is a guest in a neighboring country's palace. Unfortunately, the devil took a fancy to her and imprisoned her. At present, her life is dying. The news flew all over the country like wings, and then got into the ears of Queen Yang Jiu with a whoosh.

Yang Jiu said, "What? The devil took a fancy to Luo Jun? ..... The child can finally get married. In recent years, his abdominal muscles and biceps brachii have become more and more developed. I've been worried that no one wants him. Now this heart can finally be put down ... 555555 I am so touched, Xiao Chongjian, I want to take my dowry to a neighboring country to attend their wedding. "

King Xiao Chongjian thanked God with tears: "Thank God, finally no one came to rob my queen!" " "

Premier Ivy smiled with relief: "The revenge played by Luo Jun in the play has finally come back!"

Jing Jiangling asked, "... would you like to share our pension with me now?" "

So the king and queen happily went out to attend the wedding of the devil and the princess with a large dowry. They walked and walked through the black forest, ignoring "is the queen a princess?" The resentment of cannon fodder attacks is also huge. " Sineitai's commander-in-chief openly crossed the border without a visa and passport, and then came to Princess Ye Shao's palace.

The devil screamed at the top of his voice in the castle: "Help! Help! Let me out! I don't want to marry you! "

With a click of her knuckles, Snow White Luo Jun, who has six abdominal muscles, took a threatening step forward and stared darkly at the trembling demon: "If you don't cooperate, you will ..."

The kitchen knife shone, and the devil was honest at once.

The honest devil obediently went downstairs to meet the king and his wife from afar. Xiao Chongjian thought of XXOO, and Yang Jiu answered him with his fist, so the king squatted in the corner with injustice, absorbed his pain wholeheartedly, and turned a deaf ear to the arrival of the devil.

The lich king drifted into the living room, laughing viciously, flying all over the sky:

"Lovely queen, ha, ha, ha, I want to marry your daughter Snow White, ha, ha, ha. If you don't lay down your life to save him, I will take him to the evil and dark devil country, ha, ha, ha, ha ..."

"..." Yang Jiu said, "Come down and sit down."

The devil tried to play his arrogant villain, dressed in a big black robe, and danced all over the living room: "I want you to live in the pain of losing the princess forever." Ha ha ha ha, from now on, Snow White is mine. No one can get him anymore. "

"... come down and sit down. "

The demon king proudly floated on the crystal chandelier in the living room and danced on the beams. The room is full of black robes floating around: "Who dares to save Snow White, hahaha, I will make him a stone statue forever, hahaha, poor Snow White will never return to his dear mother's arms ..."

The veins stood out on Yang Jiu's forehead.

A second later, I heard a loud noise. The lich king stepped heavily on his chest and fell to the ground. Queen Yang Jiu took her arm and looked at him coldly: "Are you still flying?"

The devil gave a cold war: "I'm not flying."

"Really don't fly?"

"I really don't fly."

Empress Yang Jiu slowly took her feet off her future son-in-law? The first villain, the devil, moved away from his chest: "Get up and sit down."

The lich king sat on the sofa.

Empress Yang Jiu sat opposite him and began to investigate the household registration: "How many people are there in the family?"

The demon king replied honestly, "Only me."

"to what extent?"

"... didn't go to school ..."

"What job?"

"... when the devil ..."

"Belong to the national civil servants? How much is the monthly salary? Is there room for improvement? "

"The demon king shook his head ... there is no room for growth ..."

Yang Jiu once again broke the veins stood out on his forehead.

"Have a house? Do you have a car? What means of transportation do you rely on to go out, at least a giant bike? "

The devil said honestly, "By plane ..."

An old fist was blasted head-on, accurate, hard, fierce and heavy, and the devil slowly jumped on his face.

The queen ruthlessly withdrew her fist: "How dare you come out to pick up girls in this condition?" Are you crazy? "

Snow White is on the top floor of the castle waiting for his dear queen to kiss. Suddenly, the door was knocked down and the queen rushed in with an angry little universe.

Ye Shao! How clever you are! Snow White Luo Jun braved the tears of excitement and rushed head on.

"Yang nine! Honey! Honey. There you are at last! Let's get rid of Xiao Chongjian and run to a beautiful new life together ~! "

The queen kicked the princess in the chest, suddenly lifted the princess's collar and gnashed her teeth. "If you dare to marry that demon, wait for Lao Zi to break your legs!" "

"..." The poor princess Luo Jun didn't have time to explain a word, so she was carried into the creaky nest by Queen Yang Jiu like a chicken and slammed the door and left. King Xiao Chongjian was planning to exclude Princess Luo Jun from the list of people returning home, but before he could do evil, he was knocked down by Yang Jiuyi, who blew like a gust of wind, and then picked him up and took him away.

Yang Jiu, the wise queen of SHEN WOO, took the king and princess in one hand and got into the carriage for the return trip angrily. In the castle behind them, the poor wretch staggered to his feet and was kicked to the ground by Ye Shao's lazy foot.

Princess Ye Shao, who is famous for her beauty, leans gracefully on the throne, holding her chin in her fingertips and sighing long.

"It's over so soon. The fighting power of lords, princesses and kings is not the same as that of queens! So boring ~ where to walk the devil tonight? "

The queen returned to the castle and ordered Snow White to be locked up and not allowed to go out. She watches the princess do 1000 math problems in person every day. If she is wrong, she will not be given food.

Poor Snow White Luo Jun cried, cried twice and hanged herself three times, but the attitude of Queen Yang Jiu was very firm. He thinks the princess's math is so bad that she can't even turn her head flexibly. She even has a crush on a guy who has no money, potential or house like the devil. The urgent task is to stimulate the princess's normal intelligence, and math problems are the best thing to exercise people's IQ.

King Xiao Chongjian was very angry, because Queen Yang Jiu was with Princess Luo Jun every day and had no time to pay attention to the normal physiological needs of the king. Especially every time the queen and princess are alone, there will be some sounds that make people feel very strange and have to be associated with the closed door:

"Yang nine! I don't want it, don't! "

"Don't do that! Please. Don't do this! "

"There are too many! I really don't want it! Please! "

"Yang nine! I really don't want it! These topics are really too many. Ah ah ah ah! ……"

Once upon a time, there was a king whose name was Xiao Chongjian. He married a queen named Yang Jiu; They gave birth to a beautiful and lovely Snow White with strong abdominal muscles and biceps brachii. His name is Luo Jun, and the king, queen and Snow White are in harmony and happiness. They live a happy life in a beautiful kingdom. ...