Some people say that Ji Xiaolan is honest and can't kiss up. You are wrong. Although Ji Xiaolan is smart and pragmatic, he is untidy and often disheveled and careless when working in hot weather. One day, Ji Xiaolan was working in imperial academy with bare arms when he suddenly heard a report from his subordinates: "The emperor is here." . Ji Xiaolan was afraid that he would blaspheme with his bare hands, but it was too late to get dressed. When he was in a hurry, he had to get under the table.
The dragon emperor sees everything in his eyes. He took his time sitting in the chair. Ji Xiaolan hid under the table, panting and sweating. After an hour, he couldn't hear anything, so he got up the courage and asked, "Is the old man gone?" Hearing this, the Dragon Emperor asked sternly with a straight face, "Ji Xiaolan, what's the point of calling me an old man if you don't pick up the coachman?"
Ji Xiaolan hurriedly kowtowed and explained, "Longevity is called old age, and indomitable spirit is called head. As for the son, the emperor is a purple satellite, and the son of heaven is also the meaning of the old man. " The Dragon Emperor turned anger into joy, smiled proudly and forgave Ji Xiaolan's innocence. It can be seen from this incident that Ji Xiaolan doesn't know how to kiss up, but he doesn't have to kiss up to get benefits and please Gan Long.
Ji Xiaolan is kind to others and is known as "Hejian Talent". When Ji Xiaolan was a child, he studied in a private school. He is smart, educated, has a good memory and has a reputation as a child prodigy. Teacher Shishi likes it very much, because homework is not stressful for him. He took time to feed the domestic birds to the hole in the wall and then blocked the hole with bricks. Teacher Shi discovered the secret and accused him of dishonesty. He secretly killed the bird in the hole, and then played the first paragraph on the brick blocking the hole:
"The bird with full feathers died behind the brick."
After class, Ji Xiaolan went to feed the poultry again. He saw the couplet on the brick saying that the bird was dead, and knowing that it was Teacher Shi, he continued to say to the second couplet:
Mr. Si Tong the Beast.
Teacher Shi was annoyed to see the update of the conference. Holding a pointer, he asked Ji Xiaolan why he insulted the teacher. Ji Xiaolan, why did you insult the teacher? Ji Xiaolan answered unhurriedly, "I did it according to the teacher's instructions. Look, coarse to fine, hairy to feather, wild to home, beast to bird, stone to brick, first to last, life to death. It still is. Ask the teacher for advice. "
Teacher Shi didn't speak, pointing to his sleeve. A few days later, I went to see Teacher Shi, who was still angry and gloomy as water. He sat firmly in the plush chair, refusing to take it or send it. Ji Xiaolan made another strange move by coming back from the teacher's room and asking about the pronunciation and spelling of the word "lot". Teacher Shi didn't mind. She didn't wake up until Jiyun left. It turns out that "I'm flattered", that is, "the tortoise in the door", is to scold myself for not going out to see Fujian off, but it's not easy to add responsibility. Dark scold: "Righteousness, crooked!" Although the pedantic stone teacher didn't give Mr. Ji Yun a good evaluation, and even used the word "crooked talent", we can easily see the cleverness of Mr. Ji Yun.
In TV series, Xiao Shenyang often calls Ji Xiaolan "a great blessing". Some people may ask, is Teacher Ji really a smoker? Smoking is one of the three major hobbies in Ji Xiaolan's life, and it is also a habit and addiction. The tobacco pouch used is custom-made and has a large capacity. Some people say it can hold three or four pieces of tobacco at a time. Although this is somewhat exaggerated, it is unique in Beijing and rare in the whole country. Therefore, it has the nickname "Jida Pipe".
Ji Xiaolan is a heavy smoker. He kept holding a pipe in his hand and kept spitting out cigarettes, which made him feel comfortable. But sometimes I have to give up my love, that is, eat and sleep to see the emperor. One day, Emperor Qianlong went to Yuanmingyuan to inspect the compilation of Sikuquanshu.
Ji Xiaolan is busy while smoking. A large can of cigarettes has just been smoked halfway. Suddenly, he heard the cry of "Long live Grandpa". In desperation, he put his pipe in his boots and knelt down to meet the old man. After getting up, I felt a burning pain in my ankle, but the emperor was just talking and it was difficult to interrupt, so I had to bite my teeth and my legs trembled with pain. The dragon looked at his anxious face and asked in surprise, "What happened to Ji?" "I lost my boots and caught fire." It's vibrato.
The dragon waved hurriedly. "Get out!" Ji Xiaolan ran out of the temple with dignity. He sat on the stone steps and took off his shoes and socks. A puff of black smoke immediately came out of his boots, and the meat on his feet was burned extensively. When the dragon emperor came out, he saw that the pot in his boots was still smoking. Everyone was amused and bent down. Since then, Ji Xiaolan has become an authentic "Tie Guai Li".
As can be seen from the author's introduction above, Ji Xiaolan is not only a talented person, but also a genius like him. Instead of losing his sense of humor, he is very humorous and optimistic.