Humorous witticisms
I was late for school because there was a headwind on the road.
South-facing pavement
Out of the south gate, just south, there is a noodle restaurant facing south. There is a blue cotton curtain hanging at the door of the noodle restaurant, which still faces south. At first glance, the noodle restaurant still faces south.
Live washed slippery duck
Wash ducks with live water, wash ducks with live water, and wash ducks with live water.
Pull a big saw.
Widening saw, widening saw, sawing wood, building a house, grandma's house, marrying a young lady, building a shed, singing a big drama, picking up girls, inviting a son-in-law and nephew, you also go.
Dust with a dustpan.
The dustpan raises dust, and the wind returns to dust, and the wind flies to dust. The dustpan raises dust, the wind is big and gray, and the wind is small and gray.
Doll painting
Dolls draw flowers, dolls draw flowers and melons, flowers and melons are given to dolls, and dolls eat melons and draw flowers.
White fruit and white cloth
White cloth wraps ginkgo, and ginkgo hates white cloth. White cloth hits ginkgo, ginkgo hits white cloth.
Blue cotton curtain
Out of the front door, facing south, there is a south-facing pavement with a blue cotton curtain hanging at the door. Take off its blue cotton curtain, and the cotton pavement faces south. Hang a blue cotton curtain for him, and the noodle restaurant still faces south.
Eat the kernel instead of the skin.
Eating benevolence does not eat skin, spitting skin does not spit benevolence. Knock off the skin, eat kernel, eat kernel, spit out the skin, spit out the skin, eat kernel without kernel.
Southeast, northwest and Siyang
Xingyang in the east, Xianyang in the west, Hengyang in the south, Xingyang, Xianyang, Hengyang and Fenyang in the north, and Siyang in the southeast and northwest. Pronunciation cannot be changed.
Boiled pork
Cook pork in a pot, wrap it in bones, take the meat to the bones, put a little vinegar on it, and eat the cooked pork.
Look at flowers and eat melons.
Mom loves to grow flowers, and dad loves to grow melons. Mom grows peach blossoms and dad grows watermelon; Peach blossom red, peach blossom red, the doll's face smiled; Dad gave me watermelon, and the doll was very happy.
The calf goes to play ball after school.
The calf went to play ball after school and kicked Liu down! The calf turned into the house to get the oil, apologized to Lao Liu and paid for the oil. Lao Liu doesn't like the calf to return oil, but the calf loves to return oil to divide Lao Liu. Lao Liu said calf, calf has worked hard. Is your old Liu waiting for the calf to return the oil, or let the calf return the oil?
The octagonal tree on the eighth floor
Go out of the gate and take eight steps. There is an octagonal tree. Eight starlings fly up a tree and live in an octagonal tree. Under the tree, the child kept his hair straight and shot at the tree with a slingshot in his hand. Knock the starling down from the tree, and the star anise falls from the tree.
Sister covers the quilt.
The sister covers the quilt, and the quilt covers the sister. Sister should cover the quilt, and the quilt should cover the sister. Sister quilt cover is sister quilt cover, and sister quilt cover is sister quilt cover.
Lao Lu and Lao Xu
Lao Lu and Lao Xu went shopping for fish, and it rained on the way.
Neither of them brought rain gear nor went shopping to buy fish, so they went somewhere to shelter from the rain first.
Rats eat beans and oil.
Rats bite beans and hoard leaked beans.
The mouse gnawed at the oil basket and leaked oil.
Bean hoard leaks, bean rats gnaw beans,
The oil basket leaks oil, and the mouse absorbs oil.
Boiled pork
Cook pork in a pot,
The meat is covered with bones,
Take meat, remove pig bones,
Put a little vinegar on it,
Everyone eats cooked pork.
Fine cushion
Weave a beautiful mat in the field,
Make a thin and dense mat.
Fix your seat, play your seat,
Wash the mat when it is dirty.
uncle
Uncle Guo, Uncle Luo, Uncle Bi, Uncle Bai,
Lao Guo Luo Bibo meets to buy water chestnuts in the north of the city.
Bought a water chestnut pavilion and peeled it off. The water chestnut shell poked four old people in the feet.