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Funny crosstalk script for Mid-Autumn Festival
A: (Salute solemnly) B: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

B: (smiling gratefully and holding A's hand) Thank you! thank you

Gee, I can see at a glance that you ate a lot of moon cakes!

how do you know

A: Hmm! I'm not the only one. Everyone saw it!

Really? Everyone can see that! ?

You look more and more like a moon cake! Oh, look at this face, really. ...

B: Let's go! Have you ever seen such beautiful moon cakes? Huh? Have you ever seen talking moon cakes? Huh? What a pity! What a pity! What kind of moon cake do I look like?

A: Hi! I said, did you eat a lot of moon cakes this year?

B: Quite a lot!

Do you know how moon cakes come from?

B: I bought it.

A: I know I bought it. I asked about the legend of moon cakes. Do you know that?/You know what?

B: "A long time ago, there was a story about moon cakes ... a story about moon cakes ... a story about moon cakes ..."

A: Good!

B: "The story happened like this ... like this ... like this ..."

A: What kind ... what kind ... what kind? ...

I don't know … I don't know … No …

I swallowed the moon cake, didn't I?

Hi, but your question really stumped me.

A: Why?

B: I never thought of eating moon cakes every year. Why do I eat moon cakes on August 15th?

I don't know, do I?

I really don't know. Hey, what happened?

A: It is said that since the Wei and Jin Dynasties, there has been the custom of "appreciating the moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival".

B: Oh!

A: Later, at the end of the Yuan Dynasty, due to the cruel oppression of the ruling class, people of all ethnic groups rebelled one after another.

Yes, where there is resistance, there is oppression!

A: Huh?

Oh, yes, where there is oppression, there is resistance!

A: In order to welcome the anti-Yuan, people wrote the date of the uprising on August 15, and wrote the secret code, wrapped it in moon cakes made of sugar, which soon spread all over the country.

B: Good!

So a large-scale peasant uprising finally overthrew the rule of the Yuan Dynasty and established the Ming Dynasty.

B: It worked!

Later, in order to commemorate the success of the uprising, people ate moon cakes on August 15.

Oh, I see!

Hey, do you know the meaning of the sentence "The moon is especially bright during the Mid-Autumn Festival"?

Yes, that is to say, the moon is the biggest and brightest only in the Mid-Autumn Festival.

A: Anything else?

B: And … Oh …

Understand?

No idea?

A: It seems that your mind is full of paste. To tell the truth, another meaning is a metaphor for the rise of the Ming Dynasty!

B: oh, that's completely understood!

A: I said, what can you think of when you see moon cakes?

All I can think of ... briquettes.

A: Coal balls! How can it be related to moon cakes?

B: You see, they are all round, but the briquettes have a few more eyes.

Can you think of anything else?

B: I can also think of the round moon.

A: Anything else?

B: Then ... Chang 'e in Na Yue ... Ah ... (intoxicated).

A: Hey, hey, wake up, wake up. (slapping b)

Leave me alone! Ah ... Chang 'e ... (intoxicated and shy)

Oh, sister-in-law, when did you come without saying anything? ...

B: Where is it? Where is it?

A: At home.