I know a few of what this friend said, and they are all San Ye’s stand-ups. You may wish to read them, as follows:

The lyrics of Ma Sanli’s stand-up comedy “Looking for Sugar”: < /p>

Where is this cinema? The cinema is open. Where is the cinema? Where is the cinema open? It is full. What kind of movie is it showing? Color feature film, what is the name of this color feature film, we don’t care about it, the title of the film does not matter, it is a color feature film anyway, everyone is watching the movie, the seats are full, upstairs and downstairs, in the front and back rows, the seats are full, the seats are full. Everyone was watching the screen attentively, watching this movie. Everyone was watching it, but in the middle of the row, there was an old man sitting in the middle row. This old man was in his sixties and also watched this movie. He looked at it and it was not good. He sat there. He slid down on the chair, slipped down, got up again after a while, sat there again, sat for a while, looked again, and slid down again, touching the legs here, touching the feet of the person over there, and touching the person next to him. The young man touched it and kept mumbling, he was scared!

What's wrong? Old man, what are you doing? Take a look at this man and woman? What are you touching? What did you touch?

Something dropped, something dropped!

If you drop something, you’ll find it later! The light will turn on after a while, and then look for it again.

It was trampled when there were so many people leaving the venue.

What did you drop?

That...the candy fell...

Don’t ask for a piece of candy!

That...teeth are stuck on it! !

"Chasing"

Author: Ma Sanli

On an afternoon in the autumn of the year before last, when I was getting off work, there were many people on the street and cars coming and going. At the intersection, the police were busy directing the vehicles. At this time, a man ran across the road. This man was quite fat and not too tall. He was wearing old blue clothes and no hat. He was running while shouting: "Stop! Don't let him run away!"

Who are you chasing? A thin man in his thirties, panic-stricken and running fast and furious. The fat one cannot catch up with the thin one. When people on the street saw this scene, they all chased the thin one on behalf of the fat one. Huh, there are quite a few people who helped me. The police chased after him as soon as he saw it. At this time, the people in front also stopped the skinny one. The skinny one's foot slipped and he fell to the side of the road. Everyone immediately surrounded him and formed a human wall.

The police rushed over and shouted at the thin man: "Get up! Get up!" At this time, the crowd moved away, and the fat man ran in panting, held down the thin man, and took two big breaths: "Let's see if you can do it this time. Where are you going! The leveling is finished, you don’t want to treat me!”

The content of these two jokes is relatively small, you might as well give it a try, and I wish you good luck! ~~