Go in and out like a VIP,

Eat and drink like Chinese New Year,

Go back like a hunter.

Portraits of mediocre officials

Sit safely,

Pretending to be nothing,

Tired and tired,

I ate and drank, and looked for tickets everywhere.

Try to play.

Drinking is not afraid of expedition,

Wanshui Qian Shan is just idle.

Five maotai, fine waves,

Boiled fish balls with tortoise and crab.

Three steps, four steps, bragging,

It's colder in front of the mahjong table.

Miss Xi is as white as snow,

After the escort, I will smile.

Start doing anything.

The hotel recipes are all memorized.

Karaoke, recite a hundred songs.

Poker, mahjong, everything.

Famous mountains and rivers are everywhere.

Everything is omnipotent.

You won't get drunk if you drink a catty of white wine.

Step off the dance floor in three steps.

Playing mahjong for five nights and six nights without rest,

Thousands of dollars in gifts are not refundable.

Wandering around all day

Drive around in the morning,

Near home plate at noon,

Around the table in the afternoon,

Walk around the skirt at night.

Me, you and him all day.

You said me in the morning and I said him.

At noon, you eat me and I eat him.

In the afternoon, you hit me and I hit him.

At night, you hug me and I hug her.

Have level

Speaking of criticism,

This article is horizontal,

Holding a diploma in his left hand,

Hold the bottle in your right hand.

There are also levels.

Yes, it will be solved,

Yes, it can be leveled,

There is a golden urn at home.

There are vases outside,

Living standard.

These days, the police have a bad temper. They beat when they say it, and scold when they say it. The more they look, the more they look like hooligans. Rogues are in charge of everything, and organizational discipline is constantly improving. The more they look, the more they look like policemen. Can you tell who is a policeman and who is a hooligan?

These days, officials often stretch out their hands, take them when necessary, and hug them when necessary. They look more and more like thieves. The thief is well dressed, personable and educated, and looks more and more like an official. Can you tell who is an official and who is a thief?

These days, stars are often cheap, sell them to him today and you tomorrow, and the more they look, the more they look like prostitutes; Prostitutes are fashionable and amorous, and the more they look, the more they look like stars. Can you tell who is a star and who is a prostitute?

These days, directors are naturally romantic. After playing this and that, he is becoming more and more like a pervert. The pervert is amiable, persuasive and tireless, and the more he looks, the more he looks like a director. Can you tell who is the director and who is the pervert?

These days, scholars specialize in walking, and the more they read, the more they look like fart essence; Fart essence is high-spirited, studying the way of flattery painstakingly, and looking more and more like a scholar. Can you tell who is a scholar and who is a fart?

The professor is bent on making money these days and sells whatever he has. The more he looks, the more he looks like a businessman. Businessmen are arty, and the bookshelf behind glasses looks more and more like a professor. Can you tell who is a professor and who is a businessman?

These days, doctors are ruthless, only paying attention to making money, regardless of human life, and the more they look, the more they look like killers; Killers strive for perfection, just like skilled scalpers, more and more like doctors. Can you tell who is a doctor and who is a killer?

Rumors are flying all over the sky these days, which are basically true and rarely adulterated. The more you watch it, the more it looks like news; The news is full of lies and lies, and the more you watch it, the more it looks like rumors. Can you tell which is gossip and which is news?

Movies are boring these days. They are propaganda and preaching from beginning to end. The more you watch it, the more it looks like a political advertisement. The more exquisite the advertisement, the more attractive the picture, and the more it looks like an art film. Can you tell which is a movie and which is an advertisement?

The boss is very stingy these days, and he will be mean and stingy to his employees. The more he looks, the more he looks like a beggar. Beggars spend a lot of money, delicacies are magnificent, and even Xiaomi looks more like a boss. Can you tell who is the boss and who is the beggar?