Rookie: paratroopers

Paratrooper: Who is the most popular, old bird?

Rookie: paratroopers

Paratrooper: These two are good, add 5 points.

Who is the protagonist in Dragon Ball?

Rookie: Wukong

Medic: Who is Wukong in the Old Bird?

Rookie: health worker

Health worker: Who is the pet in the old birds team?

Rookie: ostrich …

A large crowd ran behind the tall car;

G: What are your names?

Team member: We are called novices.

G: Who named you?

Team member: Old Bird.

G: Why do old birds call you a rookie?

Player: Because we are stupid, because we are stupid, because we are stupid, because we lack strings in our minds.

Who do you think you are? Spielberg, Zhuang!

Where did we get this title? This is what the enemy called out.

Bao: That soldier, that soldier, you didn't hear.

Xiaozhuang: I have a name, so I don't know which soldier you call.

Special forces are particularly stupid troops.

Because we are cruel, because we are precise, because we are not afraid of death, because we dare to die.

Paratroopers are eagles spreading their wings.

Paratrooper: Have you ever seen an airborne live chicken?

Health worker: I've only seen ostrich in the air ~ ~

An ostrich's head is smaller than its fist.

Paratroopers are naturally surrounded.

I wonder if the paratroopers have fallen. Fiona Fang Lao Zi/KLOC-Are all women within 0/00 mile?

My head was caught in the door, or someone would come.

Everyone saw the paratroopers coming back with a snake.

Military doctor: "I guess the snake didn't catch up with him and committed suicide."

During the training, the paratroopers said there was one more requirement.

High school team: "Say."

Paratrooper: "Keep that damn medic away from me."

When saving the little girl,

Paratrooper: I'm going back to be with that damn doctor.

When I first entered the training camp and was caught and beaten,

Paratrooper: Well, don't hit me in the face. I just hooked up with someone. ...

When the army surrounded Master Ma, Master Ma said, "Please talk to me. Although I am not the second in the international red wanted order, I am also exploring flowers. "

Paratrooper: "You don't understand this. Paratroopers are naturally surrounded, and paratroopers' women are naturally jealous. " Health worker: "Oh, yes, drink vinegar for beauty, drink vinegar for beauty. "

When the paratroopers turned to the military doctor for help,

Doctor: Say, you are an ostrich!

Paratrooper: You are an ostrich.

What? I am an ostrich, and you are an ostrich!

Paratrooper: Yes, you are an ostrich.

Paratrooper: Dead medic, why do you always follow me?

Corpsman: I have to find a target to follow.

Paratrooper: Not all the targets are in front. You are with them.

Health worker: You are tall. Help me keep out the wind.

Shi Dafan smiled and said, "The platoon leader has done a good job in intelligence work."

"Sit down, you will be our best reassurance!"

Deng Zhenhua pie pie: "I'd rather have my arm and leg broken than have him save me!" " "

Shi Dakai said with a smile, "It doesn't have to be a broken arm or leg. There is no need to save the ostrich from parachuting from that height. "

"You are a * * * military doctor!" Deng Zhenhua tried to strangle him.

Pai Cheng smiled: "Okay, okay, stop arguing! Are you a paratrooper? "

Deng Zhenhua stood up: "Report! Airborne Eagle Division reconnaissance company sniper, Deng Zhenhua! "

"That's skydiving master and sharpshooter? I will help you more in the future. "

"No problem, platoon leader! Speaking of skydiving, it's not that terrible. I jumped more than 200 times ... "

Shi Dakai smiled and stood up: "I went out to see if the cow outside was blown to death?"

Paratrooper to Phillips: I forgot to introduce (wiping my hands) Hello, I just. ...

Health worker: ostrich!

Paratroopers: Paratroopers are born eagles, paratroopers are born …

Health workers: small brain capacity ...

"Do you know why I am a sniper? Because I hate running, when I am a sniper, I can stay there and watch you run. " "Then why aren't you the first and second cross-country every 5 kilometers?" "I'll run to the finish line first and then watch you run."

If you walk on the South Taipingzhuang Street in this city and throw a brick at ten people, maybe nine people are deputy directors and one is executive director.

Lao Gao: Who can tell me why the wounded are covered in water?

Xiao Geng: I accidentally fell into the water when I reported crossing the river.

Lao Gao: You let the injured patient fall into the water.

Paratrooper: Report!

G: You say it!

Paratrooper: He is thirsty and wants to drink water!

G: Shut up!

Why do you want to be a special soldier?

Health worker: In order to save the wounded soldiers whose brains were broken by the door, help the wounded and rescue the dying. This is the duty of a doctor.

What do you think of special forces?

Military doctor: My brain is caught in the door, otherwise who would come here?

Paratroopers: Special forces, skydiving subsidies are higher than ours, and diving subsidies are also available.

G: Anything else?

Paratrooper: The food cost is higher than ours, too.

G: Anything else?

Paratrooper: My object's dream lover

What would you do if your teammate was injured and couldn't join the team?

Paratroopers: Paratroopers are surrounded by nature.

G: Then what?

Paratrooper: Then I'll tell him to continue my task.

G: Then what?

Paratrooper: What else?

Lao Gao: He is still behind enemy lines.

Paratrooper: Yes, isn't he surrounded?

G: Did you leave him alone?

Paratrooper: I have a second sentence to tell him?

G: What else?

Paratrooper: As I said before, veterans cheat new recruits. We must learn to oil the soles of our feet.

If you can, just sneak back and touch it. We are there to attract fire.

After the paratroopers finished speaking, they poured out mineral water. ...

Lao Gao: This is the underworld. The sky, air, grass and sunshine here, including you, all belong to me. You have no rank or name here, only a code name, rookie. You will regret this choice, because this is someone else's hell. If you don't regret it, it's my fault, but remember, I won't make mistakes.

Very good, very powerful, you have to play them like this.

Aren't you the king of soldiers? I don't have to teach you to clean the house, do I?

This is where people live.

Not a person, a rookie.

This bird should also have a bad living environment for birds.

Birds can't live, rookies live.

Is there hot water?

Do you want me to prepare tea for you?

What about the institute? Wasteland?

Vast world, great achievements.

My name is Shi Dafan, and I belong to a family of martial arts doctors in traditional Chinese medicine.

Extorting confessions by torture,

I neither admit nor deny it.

What do you mean,

My name is.

What do you mean, cheap,

I'm a bitch.

Who's the best? Team A.

Who is the worst, Team A?

Who's the rookie? rookie team a.

I often practice hitting an ostrich on the head, which is smaller than a fist.

Your son parachuted into a women's college.

Bao: I want to ask you a question? If you go to war? Which one of you will take a bullet for me? However, as long as you are members of the China People's Liberation Army, I will take a bullet for you on the battlefield.

(Funnily enough, Xiaozhuang said "psycho" when he finished this sentence. )

Lao Qiang is serious: Please give me Shuai Shuai, the actor who plays me in the TV series.

Hadron: And me, don't forget, I have always been a glorious image.

Xiaozhuang: Don't worry, it's easy to die if you find someone more handsome than you these days.

Ostrich: Remember, the one who plays me must be the most handsome, the coolest and the coolest, because what a cool strategic sniper I am.

(2 inter-team combat drills)

"You hung up ... how many people are there in that room?"

"Dead people can't talk."

"There is information about the deceased, so we must abide by the rules of the exercise."

The high school team took out a stone from a 90-kilogram backpack and practiced and treated it as a wounded person.

"Who can tell me why there is water on the wounded? How do you take care of the wounded? ! "

"Report, he wants to drink water."

"Doctor, leave the team and check his injury."

"Report, he is dead." The military doctor was serious, and Xiaozhuang looked speechless.

Hygienist "What does the little girl like best?"

The girl's mother "What's the use of asking this at this time?"

Health worker "Do you want the little girl to spend her whole life in nightmares?"

The girl's mother "She likes Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck best."

XX "What is the medic doing? Do you want to be a super daddy? ! "-The time bomb is about to explode, and the medic is making the hostage girl happy.

Xiaozhuang thought: I will never forget to save that 7-year-old girl. We killed seven gangsters, and she always thought it was a game.

Here comes the female soldier.

"Doctor, you just nodded and returned the wax. Aren't you not interested in female soldiers? "

"What do you know? Everyone who loves beauty has it! "

I am a sniper. I must have a sense of smell like a dog.

The ostrich said to the hygienist, beat me dry?

The hospital smiled treacherously: fire, fire ...

It's really a bald-tailed wolf. Just keep your ass.

It's the first time I found that the voice of the dog's head is so beautiful (I have a boiling passion after watching this paragraph! Touched! )

Paratrooper: Slow down, slow down, I got shot in the ass (this clown was shot in a special place)

Big Wolf asked Lone Wolf Group B to dig a hole,

Big Wolf: There are still 20 minutes ... and 15 minutes.

Later, someone muttered: What kind of watch is this (how time flies)?

Someone received: stopwatch

When recruiting special forces to inspect equipment,

Gao Gao: Look at you bears one by one. What can you do? All you have to do is bring your pacifier and diaper.

You smelly man, you know how many pairs of smelly socks you praised. More than forty pairs ....

Ma: You bastard.

G: What about you? !

M: I'm a drug Lord. You are better than me. ...