Disciple A: Master, go in.
Zhao Benshan: Don't worry, just dial a harassing call first. (dialing)
Bell. . . . (Phone rings)
Fan Wei: Hello.
Zhao Benshan: Hello.
Fan Wei: This is a hotline, which gives you an eye to prevent being fooled. Lao Fan, I am a senior. With years of experience, I can make a clear judgment on whether you are fooled or not. Please press 1 for abductions, 2 for cars, 3 for brain teasers and 1 10 for stretchers.
Zhao Benshan: Hello.
Fan Wei: Hello.
Zhao Benshan: Excuse me, are you Master Fan?
Fan Wei: Ah, who are you?
Zhao Benshan: I am ~ I have a question to ask you directly.
Fan Wei: Ah, you did.
Zhao Benshan: We have an old sow at home.
Fan Wei: Ah.
Zhao Benshan: It's black with white flowers.
Fan Wei: Ah.
Zhao Benshan: Get up in the morning and run at a speed of 80 miles per second. I hit a tree and died.
Fan Wei: I killed him. Ah, is there something wrong with the pig's vision?
Zhao Benshan: Both eyes are 1.5.
Fan Wei: Are you mentally ill?
Zhao Benshan: I am mentally healthy.
Fan Wei: How could it be killed?
Zhao Benshan: That pig can't make a sharp turn.
Fan Wei: Oh.
Fan Wei: I said you are not picky about children. You don't play by the rules. Press 3 for a brain teaser. In that case, I also ask a question.
Zhao Benshan: You say.
Fan Wei: This is the Spring Festival.
Zhao Benshan: Yes.
Fan Wei: We didn't buy new year's goods at home, only a pig and a donkey were left. Do you think I should kill the pig or the donkey first?
Zhao Benshan: Then you kill first. . . Give you two a chance.
Disciple A: Donkey meat is delicious. Kill the donkey first.
Zhao Benshan: Kill the donkey first.
Fan Wei: Congratulations on your correct answer. Piggy thinks so, too.
Zhao Benshan: Add it up. Hey-
Fan Wei: Small sample.
Zhao Benshan: Hey, hey, I feel sorry for you. I'm going to travel alone. How can this reassure me?
Disciple B: Master, let's kill the pig first.
Zhao Benshan: The donkey thinks so, too. I'm telling you, it's not easy for you to kill someone first on this issue. Why didn't I answer it? Because I think there's something wrong. Oh, you see, he has changed from a one-track mind in those days to a double-headed one now.
Disciple A: Master, he is amazing. Let's go home.
Zhao Benshan: I can't go back. The kidnapper tricked her into limping, and the peddler tricked him into nirvana. If I don't get rid of him in ten minutes, I can't be your teacher.
Disciple: The master led the door and fooled the individual.
Zhao Benshan: OK, look me in the eye and go in.
Disciple: Good.
Zhao Benshan: I love him. He still, look, look, drink and run. Where are you going?
Disciple A: Is Chef Fan there?
Fan Wei: Hey, who is it? Please consult me. . . Oh-oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. The pig hit a tree. You hit a pig. You rear-ended it, didn't you?
Zhao Benshan: Three years, I miss you so much.
Fan Wei: Soft candy.
Zhao Benshan: I've come to confess to you.
Fan Wei: Keep fooling.
Zhao Benshan: My apprentice testified.
Fan Wei: This group fooled me.
Fan Wei: It's no use, liar. What can you do as long as we kind people stay alert? Not just a few brain teasers? There is a monkey on the ground and seven monkeys on the tree, which are two monkeys and eight monkeys.
Zhao Benshan: Maybe three monkeys, maybe nine monkeys.
Fan Wei: Why has it changed again?
Zhao Benshan: Pregnant with a monkey.
Fan Wei: Is it interesting?
Zhao Benshan: It's boring. I won't give you a brain teaser. I came to apologize.
Fan Wei: Oh, dear.
Zhao Benshan: For three years, the most sorry person in the world is Chef Fan.
Disciple A: Yes.
Zhao Benshan: That's very kind.
Disciple B: Yes.
Zhao Benshan: I always tell you why I lied to him.
Disciple: No.
Zhao Benshan: More honesty, more honesty. You say me, you hit me twice.
Fan Wei: Me.
Zhao Benshan: Hey, you can't.
Zhao Benshan: You scold me.
Fan Wei: You?
Zhao Benshan: You can't talk, so you can forgive me anyway, and I won't forgive you here. I came with sincerity.
Fan Wei: Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Zhao Benshan: Pick me up.
Fan Wei: Yo, yo, you can stand up, yo, yo, there's nothing wrong, right? Ah, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Zhao Benshan: Do you want to hear it?
Fan Wei: I want to hear it.
Zhao Benshan: Did you get your letter?
Fan Wei: I, I believe you, as long as you stand up.
Zhao Benshan: You leave, and I can stand up.
Fan Wei: Go ahead,
Zhao Benshan: It's a long story. I remember it was the first snow in 2003, a little later than in 2002.
Fan Wei: What did you do with the whole song? If you have something to say, just say it.
Zhao Benshan: I won't play with you. Today, I want to apologize to you. Do you look familiar?
Fan Wei: This is the one you lied to me about, the one with hundreds of dollars.
Zhao Benshan: Nothing has moved.
Fan Wei: This is a watch.
Zhao Benshan: I haven't worn it on my hand.
Fan Wei: Big Brother.
Zhao Benshan: We should understand the feud between us and it. It is this culprit that the wheelchair has delayed our feelings in recent years. Today, I must break it in front of you.
Disciple A: Master can't smash it.
Disciple B: Master, this wheelchair is a witness to your brother's reunion.
Zhao Benshan: Don't talk nonsense. I, you, you can't pull me.
Disciple A: Master, you can't smash it.
Disciple B: Master, alas!
Disciple: Master.
Fan Wei: Brother, brother, hit me if you want, brother.
Zhao Benshan: Big Brother can't hit you.
Fan Wei: Brother, you are so sincere. The children are right. You can't break it. It is not only a witness of our reunion, but also a wake-up call for me to avoid being fooled in the future. I collect it.
Zhao Benshan: No, how do you accept the money that the students gave me?
Fan Wei: How much will it cost me?
Zhao Benshan: How much is it?
Disciple A: 2000
Fan Wei: I'll give you 2000.
Zhao Benshan: I'll give you 2500.
Fan Wei: This is 3000.
Zhao Benshan: I'm 3500.
Fan Wei: This is 4000.
Zhao Benshan: I'm 5000.
Fan Wei: Deal.
Zhao Benshan: Put it on Chef Fan.
Fan Wei: Hey, you called 5000, and I dropped my hammer. trade
Zhao Benshan: No, no, you got it wrong. How, how to shout?
Disciple B: I heard it was Chef Fan.
Fan Wei: What?
Disciple A: No, the master shouted.
Fan Wei: Look, look.
Zhao Benshan: It's a mess. In this case, it doesn't matter who shouts. Let's have a look. It's a little messy Who will shout first?
Fan Wei: I called first.
Zhao Benshan: How much did you shout?
Fan Wei: I was in 2000.
Zhao Benshan: I'm 2500.
Fan Wei: This is 3000.
Zhao Benshan: I'm 3500.
Fan Wei: This is 4000.
Zhao Benshan: I'm 4500.
Fan Wei: I'm 5000.
Zhao Benshan: Look.
Fan Wei: Hey,
Zhao Benshan: Very clear.
Fan Wei: It's a bit messy.
Zhao Benshan: You do the math again.
Fan Wei: No, don't talk to anyone. I-I did the math. I touched myself.
Zhao Benshan: You'll screw yourself up.
Fan Wei: You, don't say 2000,2500,3000,3500,4000,4500,5000.
Zhao Benshan: You did it backwards. You ordered 2000.
Fan Wei: 2000, 2500 and 3000.
Zhao Benshan: No.
Fan Wei: 2000, 2500, 3000, 3500, 4000, 4500 and 5000.
Zhao Benshan: For Asia.
Fan Wei: Oh, dear.
Disciple A: I remember wrong.
Disciple B: You shouted.
Fan Wei: No.
Zhao Benshan: Look at this.
Fan Wei: No, big brother, after I dialed 4000, you dialed 5000 directly, didn't you?
Zhao Benshan: I see. It was a mess, because my brother and I were there,
Fan Wei: Ah.
Zhao Benshan: Do you agree to accept it?
Fan Wei: Ah.
Zhao Benshan: Shall we shout again?
Fan Wei: Ah.
Zhao Benshan: Listen to who called this 5000.
Fan Wei: Ah, OK, OK.
Zhao Benshan: Well, what's the starting price?
Disciple: 2000
Fan Wei: I was in 2000.
Zhao Benshan: Deal. It won't be messed up this time.
Fan Wei: Ah, you don't call.
Zhao Benshan: Yes, I'm afraid I'm confused.
Disciple B: You shouted this time.
Fan Wei: Hey, all right, don't move. This wheelchair is mine. I'll pay for it. Don't move, 2000
Zhao Benshan: I'm telling you, bro, you shouldn't ask for money.
Fan Wei: Stop it.
Zhao Benshan: But you are proud.
Fan Wei: Stop it.
Zhao Benshan: You are a proud man.
Fan Wei: Stop it.
Zhao Benshan: You shouldn't ask for it, but it's not your character not to give it.
Fan Wei: If I give it to you, I will be fooled.
Zhao Benshan: I was fooled. I'm telling you, I didn't want it at first.
Fan Wei: Hey, hey, hey.
Zhao Benshan: No.
Fan Wei: It was robbed, wasn't it?
Zhao Benshan: No, you misunderstood. I don't want to look after you.
Fan Wei: Don't pretend, ah, since you entered the room, you have used bitter fruit, playing hard to get, master and apprentice cooperated with the plan to smash the car, and suddenly fell into the hammer. I only used one plan.
Zhao Benshan: Let's play together.
Fan Wei: Here's a plan for you.
Zhao Benshan: Walking is the best policy.
Fan Wei: No.
Zhao Benshan: I failed. Do you know why I failed? The chef took a fancy to Sun Tzu's Art of War without looking at the menu. Withdraw.
Disciple: Master.
Fan Wei: Hey.
Zhao Benshan: Hey.
Disciple: Master.
Zhao Benshan: What are you doing? Where are you kneeling? I am here. What are you two doing? What are you doing?
Disciple A: I'm so sorry, Master. Your IQ is too low to learn from you.
Disciple B: What should you do? Let's leave now. We will miss the no.2 bus.
Zhao Benshan: Sadness.
Disciple: The master is in the class and is worshipped by his disciples.
Zhao Benshan: Hey.
Fan Wei: Oh, dear.
Zhao Benshan: Ah-ah, the world is so crazy. Rats are bridesmaids for cats. Oh, my God.
Disciples: Master, please accept us.
Fan Wei: Hey, hey, kids, suddenly the sea is boundless, so it's good to study hard later. I'll give you a red envelope for the New Year, ah, a red envelope.
Zhao Benshan: Yes, I am. Can you two take this money? Didn't I pay you both last month? Sadness.
Fan Wei: Take them one by one.
Disciple: Master Xie.
Disciple: Master, write it down.
Zhao Benshan: Oh, hey hey hey.
Fan Wei: Oh, it's hard to prevent, but it's a big scam. I won't accept you.
Zhao Benshan: Why,
Fan Wei: Fooling around, I'm still in a wheelchair.
Zhao Benshan: What do you want?
Fan Wei: What about your promise?
Zhao Benshan: What promise?
Fan Wei: Where's your stretcher?
Zhao Benshan: Develop it yourself.
Fan Wei: Hey.
Zhao Benshan: Look, this is customized for you. If it is short, it can be lengthened.
Fan Wei: Oh, oh, you took great pains for me. Thanks to my superb skills, I opened the red envelope and gave you a pair of couplets "Turn around for a year, shake your destiny for a year, and learn something".
Zhao Benshan: I'll give you another cross stitch, Self-taught.