1, I hope my pocket money can connect the whole world like fragrant milk tea.

Don't worry about the problem that you can't solve today. Because it may not be solved tomorrow.

3. If I had known that this is a world of looking at faces, I would have used the money of the school to have plastic surgery.

4. How to describe your cooking skills and make a good kitchen? You may not believe it, but the pot moves first.

5. I think I am so polite. Today, I called someone to apologize and unconsciously bowed to the air at the other end of the phone.

6. I found a thief at home in the middle of the night and stayed in bed. I also expect him to find some money in my house.

Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the bottom of your life.

8. Perseverance may not succeed, but it will be easy to give up.

9. When chatting with elders, we always try our best to please them, but a few words from elders can annoy us.

10, drunk last night. I saw a man in a daze and thought he was so handsome that I couldn't help but go up and punch him. I woke up in the morning to find my hand broken and my mirror broken.

1 1. My parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone would value me.

12, bought a pot of mimosa today. I'm not shy about moving back. Go back and ask the boss. The boss said, "Maybe you bought this pot to lose face."

13, don't give me the glad eye, you are not strong enough.

14. In this fickle age, the best way to make people forget you is to owe money.

15, it's good that you left, otherwise I was always worried that you would stay for dinner.

16, I am the most honest. Never lie. Except this sentence.

17, I can't sleep every night. If I fall asleep one night, it must be abnormal or I am dead.

18. Today, my mouse is sick. I gave it rat poison. I hope the weather will get better tomorrow.

19, young people should never despair because they have no money, because you must know that there will be many days when you have no money in the future.

20. When a person doesn't have beautiful skin, he will mistakenly think that he has an interesting soul. In fact, ugly and interesting are two different things!

2 1, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

22. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.

23. Find someone who can make you laugh. I can't. I can only make you cry.

24. In our daily life, we should always say: Sorry, please, thank you. This can enhance feelings. I'm sorry, I have no money with me today. This meal is on you. Thank you.

25. Why doesn't mother like daughter-in-law and grandma likes granddaughter? Because the enemy of the enemy is a friend.

26. Many things in life will eventually get better with time. For example, many people are just fat, and they will get fat after a long time.

27, the head can be broken, the hairstyle can not be chaotic; Blood can flow, leather shoes should be oiled.

28. I can take candid photos, but I warn you, use a beauty camera.

29. If there were no perverts in the world, would beauty still be valuable?

At the age of 30, people still need to go out for a walk more, otherwise they don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.

3 1, I think I'm so polite. When I called someone to apologize today, I unconsciously bowed to the air at the other end of the phone.

When a person doesn't have beautiful skin, he will mistakenly think that he has an interesting soul. In fact, ugly and interesting are two different things!

33. Perseverance may not succeed, but it will be easy to give up.

My parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone would value me.

35. If I had known this was a world of looking at faces, I would have used the money from my school for plastic surgery.

36. When your enemy goes to the toilet, he can't get out without paper. What should you do? -Give him a roll of scotch tape

37. How much is this kebab?

38. Today, my mouse is ill. I gave it rat poison. I hope the weather will get better tomorrow.

39. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.

40. When chatting with elders, we always try our best to please them, but a few words from elders can annoy us.

4 1, don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the bottom of your life.

42, the head can be broken, the hairstyle can not be chaotic; Blood can flow, leather shoes should be oiled.

43. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

44. People still need to go out for a walk more, otherwise they don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.

I hope my pocket money can travel around the world like fragrant milk tea.

46. Don't worry about the problems you can't solve today. Because it may not be solved tomorrow.

47. If I have one day left in my life, I will definitely go back to class to listen, because that's where I think my life is the longest, and it's really like years.

48. When you are in love, let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money everywhere. For girls, you should work harder, and eat and drink Lazar in buy buy.

49. Life is a chess game. I am willing to be a chess piece. Although I move slowly, who has seen me take a step back?

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

The benefits of reading humorous jokes often.

1. As the saying goes, "Smile, you are ten years younger", which means there is a great possibility of longevity. When you see funny jokes, you will laugh, so there will be no worries, and the mentality without worries is particularly good. Generally speaking, such people tend to live longer.

2. Increase your personal charm. If you are an introvert and often joke, you will tell jokes slowly. It will open your circle of friends and make others like to make friends with you.

As the saying goes, a smile can eliminate hostility. There are always trivial things bothering you in life. If you are unhappy sometimes, come and see a joke. Laugh happily and your troubles will slip away. You can watch more jokes, and gradually you will change. It will make your life full of laughter forever.