Ipartment tells an ordinary but interesting story between 10 different people living in ipartment. The following are the classic lines of ipartment 4 that I compiled, I hope it will help you!

1, Meijia: I didn't expect you to be so sharp in math for so many years.

2. Guangu: This is called drunkenness, not wine. Those who are in it are also.

3. Yifei: Love is a cage. The only way to reduce the sentence is to let go.

4, courier brother: At that time, he wanted to tease me, so he didn't wear it.

I like him, but that is the past tense, and life is the future tense.

6. Zhang Wei: Fate has arrived, and all deliberate catering is redundant.

7. Do you know what the flower language of clover is? Ceng Xiaoxian: Yes, yes!

8. Psychologist: "It's a cuckold again. It seems that your greening is good! "

9. You can apologize to others with your watch. A box of sashimi. A balloon.

10, Xiaoxian: Yes, and then the doctor gave all his brains to Zhan Bo with a sharp knife.

1 1, Feng: Do you think I am a charlatan? We intellectuals have integrity!

12, Wan Yu: ugly, but ugly is special, that is, very ugly!

13, Ceng Xiaoxian: What a lonely star Dreadwind is, she was stood up for her second marriage.

14, you told me that the deeper the dream, the weaker the pain. You lied to me. It hurts. It hurts here.

When I say salty, I don't mean the saints in Ceng Xiaoxian, but salted eggs. Eggs.

16, earn tickets. Buy a house. Pick up girls This is a real man.

17, Zhang Wei: Are you satisfied? Meijia: My mother is Manchu. My father is an orc.

18, Zhang Wei: I found the feeling of flowers and colors. Yifei: Just kill him.

19, Zhanbo: "I want a treasure map, you give me a map, huh?" Is this still a map of the world? "

20. Yifei: Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

2 1, Wan Yu: Guangu, what you said about your period is not the same as what she said.

22. Meijia: My period came early to see me. My waist is sore and my stomach is uncomfortable.

Nolan: Is he in love? Ceng Xiaoxian: No, he's a pervert.

24. Zi Qiao: Did you get your head squeezed by the door? You dinosaur that degenerates three times a day!

25. Yifei: "Oh, it is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to see God! "

26. Ceng Xiaoxian: I remember that you were once accused at the top, but now how did you become accused at the bottom?

27, Yifei: driving without drinking, drinking without driving.

28. Yifei: Do you know what is the premise of self-defense? Zhanbo: The thicker the meat, the more you fight.

29. Uncle: "Who is 1 10?" Guangu: "I ordered takeout."

30. Zi Qiao: "Let's split it 50/50." Meijia: "Wait a minute, say yes first. Who is five?"

3 1, Zhang Wei: (Erkang's voice) Last time I met you in Wang for the first time.

32. Yifei: Do you know what is the premise of self-defense? Zhanbo: The thicker the meat, the more you fight.

33. Zhang Wei: (dreaming) Guan, you are really something. Guan Gu: You are a little genius, as clever as ice and snow.

34. Yifei: Forgive him? Forgiving him is God's business. My task is to send him to God!

35. Zhanbo: "Sister, if someone hurts you deeply, how can you forgive him?"

36. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over …

37. Meijia: I didn't even have a girlfriend in college. If I don't do my job, what is it?

38. Yifei: Zhan Bo and I used to be conjoined babies. Before we were two years old, our brains were still growing together.

39. Guangu: Meijia, your period is so kind to you, or she will sleep in my room and I will sleep on the sofa today.

Mika: He didn't give us a chance at all! Not if you can't see the seam. Yifei: Did he leave a gap in his speech?

4 1, Yifei: As the saying goes, beauty is in the eye of the lover, so what about beauty? Ceng Xiaoxian: Eye drops.

42. Meijia: Gossip is like happiness. You can multiply it by two if you share it. Zhang Wei: (Suddenly) What gossip? Yifei: Multiply by three!

43. Guangu: It turns out that women are made of water and Zhang Wei is made of phlegm. Youyou: How much does he have in his lungs?

44. Then explain to me why there is a brick in your shoe that still glows.

45. Meijia: Look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, my cell phone has no signal, and I can't see the sun when I walk on the road!

46. Renting a house in Yifei: I found that there was too much money to spend, so I decided to rent another one and come over for a holiday at the weekend.

47. Ceng Xiaoxian: Why did you stammer? Zi Qiao: I haven't talked to anyone for several days, so I forgot how to talk!

48. Ceng Xiaoxian: Hey, Yifei, don't embarrass Zhang Wei. He can only guess the girl's mind. You're ... different!

49. Remember, the sweat and tears you shed in college now are the water that entered your mind when you chose your major!

50. Zhanbo: Sister, if someone hurts you deeply, how long will it take you to forgive him?

5 1, Yifei: If you are the standard, Wan Yu and Qitian Sheng Da are basically on the same level. Zhan Bo: What about me?

52. Bus Master (to Zhan Bo): You are not normal. You either swipe your card, put in coins, or get out of here. What are you twisting?

53. (Zhang Wei plays Ou) Youyou: This is the medicine I prepared for you (the original line is breakfast). Please eat while it's hot!

54. Zhang Wei: I ate the desiccant in the cupboard as jelly beans. Yifei: That's rat poison. Remember to buy me a pack of supplies later!

55. Yifei: If I don't see that person, I'll make you disappear! The disappearance in the double sense of biology and sociology!

56. Yifei: You went to see Nolan that day, and I made fried rice with eggs and waited for you at home. Why are you not in a hurry to come back for dinner?

57. Shi Xiaoming: I remember I fell asleep in the middle of writing. I woke up and found that the first half was just a dream.

58. A patient fantasizes that he is a swallow and often gives me bird's nest. Later I knew he was spitting at me. .

59. Meijia: This is your new concept of love. You win, the earth is yours, and we are all Altman.

60. Zhang Wei: (Hua Ze's voice) Whenever you want to cry, you stand on your head so that your tears won't flow.

6 1, Yifei: Is your mind full of shit? Ceng Xiaoxian: All I can think about is you. I didn't mean that.

62. Guan Gu: (In the video) Zhang Wei is a lawyer, high-end, atmospheric and high-end. (Zhang Wei takes a selfie in a raincoat)

63. Guangu: If you are hungry, you should eat more. Youyou: What he said is a bad omen. Evil is vicious evil, and bad omen is fierce.

64. Yifei: As the saying goes, beauty is in the eye of the lover, so what about beauty? Thank you: (thinking for a moment) chewing gum!

65. Yifei: I am shameless, despicable and unreliable, and I will not be more shameless, despicable and unreliable than you!

Yifei: I don't think it is reliable at all. China's winning the World Cup is almost as outrageous as yours.

67. Zi Qiao: In our men's world, there are still strong people like clouds and weak people like stars. Yifei: But looking around, there are no clouds and stars in Wan Li.

68. The Forbidden City Mobile Friendly Reminder, the subscriber you dialed has crossed, and the roaming crossing task has not been opened. Please don't call again!

69. Meijia: I still think the clinic downstairs is better. All patients have free lollipops to eat. Youyou: That's pediatrics.

70. Guangu: I am responsible for your life. I am a man who is going to get married. Facing the real life, I should keep my feet on the ground.

7 1, Guangu: It's so touching. Little dragon girl, she is so beautiful. But Yang Guo doesn't know how to cherish. He only has an aunt in his heart!

72. Yifei shouted: "Everyone, time is tight and the task is heavy. You must work hard and don't make any mistakes. Do you understand? " .

73. Yifei: Never mind, failure is success. Zhanbo: I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

74. Guangu: Oh, does Meijia have many period? Your grandmother is really fertile. I only have one, but I have three young aunts!

75. Meijia: Even if you don't have a flower head, you have to borrow a reason, otherwise you won't get started. Zi Qiao: That also depends on whether there are any signs.

76. There are so many weapons in China that you don't learn the sword. I won't learn sword when I go up. Iron swords don't learn silver swords. Finally, I understood that man and sword are one, and I became a swordsman.

77. Yifei: I have only heard that black fertilizer will turn gray when it is volatilized, but I have never heard that it will stink when it is volatilized. Meijia: You are so strong!

Zi Qiao: I also want to find a place where I can print my head on money. Meijia: It's not difficult. Why don't you find a place to print money?

79. Zi Qiao: Now your eyes look like Tony Leung Chiu Wai, and your eyebrows smell like Takeshi Kaneshiro. At first glance, the action of holding beer is very similar to that of Wu Zhenyu. Is the face looks like Ceng Zhiwei.

80. Zi Qiao: In class, the teacher always tells the teacher that students are students, and people and ghosts are different. Need to communicate? Zhang Wei: You still have to communicate when you call the roll.

8 1, Yifei: I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face now! A vegetable can speak better than you. Do you believe it or not? I'll plant you in a flowerpot now!

Ceng Xiaoxian: Did Hu Yifei tell you to draw a line with me? Zhang Wei and Zi Qiao: No, we were just chatting. (Both nod at the same time)

83. Ceng Xiaoxian: I have already talked to her. Watch, sashimi and balloon anger read together: don't be angry.

84. Zhang Wei sissy: How can I gossip as a big man? This is a normal conditioned reflex of our women. I hate it. Don't pay attention to these details.

85. Policeman: I watched you vomit twenty minutes ago. I have lived for more than forty years and have never seen such a boring person. Guangu: Then you watched it for twenty minutes.

86. Meijia: You are just a piece of chewing gum that has been peed by a dog. Yifei: The murderer who blocked the septic tank was afraid of polluting the atmosphere when he was cremated. Meijia: the scum of the animal kingdom.

87. Yifei: It doesn't matter what you do. The important thing is whether you can come near me, otherwise how can I protect you? Zhanbo: You can't protect me forever. You will get married.

Zi Qiao: Does it itch? Zhang Wei: Hmm. Zi Qiao: According to my years of clinical experience, this is three mosquito packs biting together. Ceng Xiaoxian: I still have six packs of mosquitoes to bite.

Yumo: You really should put a toilet in your head to suck out those disgusting things. Yifei: Then his brain will be washed away.

90. Bus master (to bodyguard): Hey, come back! Either swipe your card, put in a coin or get out. what are you reading? (Bodyguard gets off the bus) You can't afford a car, and you pretend to be the matrix, huh!

9 1, Zi Qiao: That was when I was in high school. One day, I dreamed that I was taking an exam. Later, I suddenly woke up. Something even more terrible happened. It turns out that I am really taking an exam!

92. Zhanbo: Sister, if someone hurts you deeply, how long will it take you to forgive him? Yifei: Forgive him? Forgiving him is God's business. My task is to send him to God!

93. Zhang Wei: I did an intelligence test in an orphanage. The teacher said that if my IQ drops by 40, it can be defined as smart: the IQ tester in your orphanage is not as good as our microwave oven.

94. Zhang Wei: Tomorrow's show is just a new model, and the underwear style has not changed. What's the point of watching it again? Zi Qiao: You haven't blinked for two hours, so you've been looking at clothes. Zhang Wei: Or what?

95. Ceng Xiaoxian: Brother Xian is also very popular. When have I ever been so casual? Youyou: Have you ever been popular? Ceng Xiaoxian: If I tell this to Guan Gu, guess ... Youyou: Are you popular? How red is it? Red, crane top red, sunset red?

96. (Ceng Xiaoxian is caught on the forehead) Zhang Wei: Landlord: Calm down. Easy come and go landlord, I came in again, landlord, I came out again. In and out, and then put me in, okay?

97. Zi Qiao: Before you got married, there were other men who were very kind to you. After marriage, you only have me. But after marriage, I must be kind to you so that you won't lose, right?

98. The doctor opened his trouser legs first and laughed. I bet one hundred dollars that this leg is the shortest in the country. Ceng Laoshi refused to accept it and said, Doctor, you lost. Look at my other one.

99. Yifei: Forgetting to write a poem is just nonsense, smelly and long. As a result, when girls look at it, the female hormones finally stimulated are instantaneous. It's cholesterol

100, Guangu: ventriloquism? I remember, wasn't it invented by Qin Shihuang? It is said that it was invented two thousand years ago when Jing Ke stabbed Qin. At that time, Qin Shihuang was chased around by Jing Ke, so he shouted: Catch an assassin and hit an assassin, catch an assassin and hit an assassin.

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