Humorous and provocative love story routines, in life, we often do some fun things for people we like, and picking up girls also needs a certain amount of love story content and humor to make ourselves extra points. The following is a humorous and provocative love story routine to share.

Humorous and provocative love story routine 1 1, first send you a small flower, then send you a careful heart, and finally send you a little cute, that is me.

2. I only have eyes for you. Since I met you, all the prosperity will be the background.

3. Someone asked me what's good about you? In fact, when I think of you, there is a smile in my eyes.

4. May you be warm in three winters and not cold in spring; May you have a lamp in the dark and an umbrella in the rain. May you have a good companion on the road.

5, raindrops knock on the window, the wind blows away dreams, and only your appearance is still in your mind. In the dead of night room, I miss the moon for a long time. I give up my half-life frivolity just to hold you and fly with me on the road of life. Dear, bless you and miss you.

6, please hit me, please scold me, don't torture me with feelings, just like a bug biting an apple, killing me.

7. I will marry you as my wife. From now on, I will love and cherish you forever, whether in good times or bad, rich or poor, healthy or sick. I promise to be loyal to you all my life.

8. I want to get out of the whirlpool of emotion and find the best way to love someone maturely.

9. I saw your figure in the vast sea of people, and my heart trembled like this for the first time!

10, days, is long; The earth is eternal; Love is intoxicating; Love is obsession; Love is hard to give up; The heart is sincere; You are the only one. I want you to know that I really love you.

1 1, sweet smile is fire, sincere happiness is pot, sincere blessing is ribs. May the smiling fire ignite the pot of happiness, cook the ribs of blessing, and the fragrant blessings float to you who will always be happy, dear, I love you.

12, the best thing is to see your smile; Even better, you smile because of me.

13. Do you want to eat takeout? Want to eat hot pot? What to eat tonight? Could it be me?

14, all love will be tortured, injuries often happen inadvertently, and escaping will never solve the gap. A few more intimate friends are the truest. Isn't it?

15, have you seen the tree full of emotion in my eyes? The drooping leaves in spring ... that's my shining yearning. Green leaves, flashing; I miss your mood and tremble.

16, do you know that I am thinking of you? I miss you in my dream every day, and I have been conquered by everything you have.

17, how lucky I am to wait for an untimely encounter in the rainy twilight.

18, no matter what others say, it will remind you of that person, and then you know that you have fallen in love with him.

19, waiting, not for your return, but for an excuse not to leave.

20. Birds belong to the sky, fish to the sea, leaves to the roots, and I belong to you.

2 1, the day I fell in love with you, the sun was just right, the breeze was still wet, and your eyes were smiling.

22, love is hot, I use ice to freeze it; Love is cold, so I surround it with a stove; I was thirsty, so I soaked it in water. The love I care for carefully will be given to you every day I miss you, as fresh and sweet as the first time!

I love you, even though I know you don't love me, that can't stop me from loving your heart.

24. I allow you to like me. Now there seems to be no choice but to grow old together.

We have never met, but when I first saw you, I felt that I had been waiting for a long time.

Collect golden flowers in my heart garden, and I will give you the brightest one as my greeting. Hello!

27. On Valentine's Day, I want to cook a fish for you to stew. Boiled in white. Steamed, and then lie in your gentle belly.

28, since not back, why not forget; Since there is no chance, why take an oath; Yesterday was heavy, like water without a trace, but in the Ming Dynasty, you were a stranger.

29. Hold your hand and grow old with your son. Share joys and sorrows, share joys and sorrows.

30. Looking back 500 times in previous lives, this life passed by. If it is really you, I am willing to meet you 10 thousand times and tell you: "I really want to see you."

Humorous and provocative love story routine 2 1, my mother gave birth to such a limited edition of me, it's up to you.

2. Who says short people are bad? Don't talk to me with your head down if you can.

3. The mouse came to your house with tears in its eyes, really!

4, you always forget to eat, what can I do without me!

5. When you leave, you leave, and I still have my beauty.

6. The pain of parting and disappointment has lost its voice.

Even if there are thousands of lights outside the window, it has nothing to do with me.

8. Don't be too kind. After all, some people are really not human.

9, can just make up a circle, it is a pair.

10, being beautiful is your advantage, and living beautiful is my skill.

1 1. At first, my heart was pounding, and I just fed my youth to the dog.

12, with your beautiful love, the sun will always shine.

13, there is only one me on the earth, so none of you are allowed to hurt me.

14. Nothing can't be solved by a barbecue. If there are, then two.

15. Life is like poop, and we are intoxicated with it like dung beetles.

16, if happiness is too difficult, wish me money.

17, it's naive. Who is still playing now, usually goes directly to the hospital.

18, I was crazy with you in my dream, but the reality was bleak.

19, if this is not love, then I would rather sell cabbage.

20. Welcome to the road and love me.

2 1, the red light illuminates my future in every subject.

22. Remember, in any case, you can't lose the crown and the last pride.

23, against the wall, relying on everyone to run, you can't even rely on yourself these days.

24. Who says I can't drink? I drink more than anyone else.

25, WeChat is awesome, it is difficult to make a mobile phone into a walkie-talkie.

26, against the sky, there are exceptions; Contrary to me, there is no life.

27. Losing money is a blessing. I wish you happiness as the East China Sea.

28. We used to be so good, but now we greet each other for fear of being disturbed.

29. I can't say what's good about you, but I just want to see you.

30. Leave happiness outside and loss in your heart.

3 1. Even if the traces of your visit are deleted, I know that you have been here.

32. If everything depends on the mouth, what about the dumb?

33. When you began to understand me, I was off track.

34. I am just like this, and I am destined to be different from you.

35, girls are suitable for eating lollipops, not for smoking.

36. In ancient times, chickens danced. It should smell like a chicken brushing the screen now.

37. Looking back suddenly, I found that no one wanted to chat.

38. Use a 6-digit password to protect the 3-digit balance.

Humorous and provocative love story routine 3 1, I love you, love you to the ends of the earth.

2. I like you very much and am very impressed with my mouth.

Say it if you like me, don't be afraid of my embarrassment.

I really can't replace your feelings with one sentence.

5, the wind has a promise, the flowers are correct, and the years are like this, never bear it.

6. The word throbbing is the perfect interpretation when I met you.

7. I love you until the news broadcast is over.

8. You didn't have me in the first half of your life, so let me accompany you through the second half.

9. I will always wait for you, grow old together, fly ash from loess, fearless!

10, fate is not to muddle along, but to listen to destiny as much as possible.

1 1, I really want to turn over and roll into your arms when I sleep. It's sweet to think about it.

12, I hope you can wear the wedding ring. I have been secretly saving money for a long time.

13, that sentence I love you, I will always keep it in my heart silently for you, and I will only say it to you.

14, I hope you will always be my armor. No matter whether you are stable or drifting, I will feel at ease with you.

15, my life is 100%. I love myself and the remaining 90% love you.

16, it's sweet to have you in your dream; My heart is full of you; I am very glad to have you by my side.

17, before you, I have many requirements for the future. After meeting you, I just need to be realistic.

18, I was not used to watching movies alone before. I didn't go to the movies with you.

19, if you miss me, just look at the twinkling stars in the sky and I will look for your eyes.

20. Some people are good to you because you are good to him, while others are good to you because they know you are good.

2 1, God gave me another excuse to ask you out. Lovers spend time with you, and every day is Valentine's Day.

22. Loving you is a feeling, a feeling of happiness and sweetness. Make you happy and make yourself happy.

If he treats you badly, be sure to tell me. I will never let him go. I will always be by your side to protect you.

24. I can't be your hero in the crowd. I hope I can be your big umbrella and shelter you from the wind and rain.

25. It is not easy to meet someone who likes you. There is still a long way to go, but you just missed me.

26. Before you came, I imagined what you would be like. After you came, you brought me unparalleled happiness in the world.

27. May all good dreams snuggle up to you, falling asleep is sweet, and waking up is real! May all good luck take care of you! Always auspicious! Carve peace!

My heart is not empty, but there is always an empty place in my heart. No one can use it, because that's your special seat.

29. You, the person I love most in my life, the person I miss most in my life, the person I want to wait all my life, and the only woman in my life.

30. We have all walked the road of love; We have heard too many songs about love; About the words in my heart, I only say to you.