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Funny sentences after work
1, I take millions of buses to work every day, and maintain close and stable long-term cooperative relations with fortune 500 companies such as China Mobile, China Construction Bank, China Agricultural Bank, GJ Power Grid and Wal-Mart. Have you ever seen me dazzled? 2. I am lovelorn. I have no thoughts, no fighting spirit, and I don't want to go to work or do anything.

3, work in a hurry, a cup of soy milk, nervous after work, the road is like a parking lot, workplace, cold heart, not in a hurry to get the year-end bonus, all honor their mother-in-law, the object is hard to find, resources are tight, when can they be comfortable!

4. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, we can't reach the end of the world. Wipe away our tears. Tomorrow morning, we will all go to work.

If God wants to destroy a person, he will first make him an office worker and then let his boss drive him crazy.

6. Families with difficulty in getting up don't want to get up or go to work.

7. Do you have a National Day holiday? Did you go home for a reunion? Did you go on a trip? Are you happy? Is the holiday over? Don't want to work? You can't get it back, can you? Are you blessed? I wish you a smooth and happy work after the holiday!

8. From the time I was in class to the time I went to work, only we knew the sadness during the period.

To put it bluntly, I just don't want to go to work and I'm not in the mood.

10, look in the mirror when you don't want to go to work.

1 1, suffering from acute depression, passed out crying on the roadside, unable to go to work.

12, I like lying down at work, lying down at work, squinting at meetings, blindfolded when I am scolded, and flying at the moment I get off work.

13, people can't make money and spend money at the same time, so we need a wife and an office worker husband.

14, I suddenly vomited and diarrhea at 2: 30 last night and thought I was going to die. Today I go to work as usual as a normal person. Every time I suddenly feel unwell, I think, if I suddenly hang up for a long time, no one will know!

15, every day when the alarm clock rings, there are 500 reasons for asking for leave in my mind, but none of them are reliable.

16, don't want to go to work for 30 days every month.

17, once, my bus card was accidentally cracked and I could see the chip, so I simply took it out. When I went to work by bus the next day, I stuck the chip on my index finger with double-sided tape. When I got on the bus, I touched the card reader with my index finger. I still can't forget the amazed eyes of the whole car.

18, I have been particularly depressed since I started work recently. I don't want to say anything. I just want to do repetitive work without thinking. I feel that I can't think about problems, even the simplest ones. I feel that my mind is frozen and my heart is depressed.

19, getting rich is the dream of every office worker, and being in a daze is the wish of every office worker. There must be a great woman behind a successful man, and a group of unlucky employees behind a successful boss.

20. Getting rich is the dream of every office worker, and being in a daze is the wish of every office worker.

2 1, look in the mirror when you don't want to go to work; Look at the bank card balance when you don't want to go to work; Think about the new marriage law when you don't want to go to work!

22, 56 languages, in a word, don't want to go to work, don't want to go to work!

23. Don't want to go to work for at least 30 days every month.

24. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, in fact, no day is suitable for work.

25. I have earned enough money and don't want to go to work.

26. I'm going to put Monday on the wall of the Great Wall and let him stay in history. I want to put Monday in the recycle bin and turn it into garbage. I'm going to put Shunk on the moon and let Chang 'e seduce him not to return to Earth. On Monday, I don't want to go to work.

27, don't want to go to work, boring and boring, facing the computer all day, radiation is great.

28. The so-called ancient business model is that after work, you will be cheated reluctantly, and after work, you will be helpless to cheat others' money.