Which humorous words are suitable for joking? Can you tell me? Come and learn! Below are the joking words I collected and organized for you. I hope you like it!

Selection of joking words:

1) It is in the dead of night that my longing becomes so unrestrained

2) Please don’t use my tolerance of you as your shameless capital

3) Zhuge Liang never led troops before he left the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience?

4) Memories are a bridge, but they are a prison to loneliness

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5) I will know you are a monster as soon as I open my eyes

6) I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about, why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting your time?

< p> 7) Happiness is a comparative level, you have to have something at the bottom to feel it

8) Love is like a ghost, more people believe it but fewer people meet it

9) Eat properly A little, then you have the strength to lose weight.

10) Shake and shake until you reach Naihe Bridge. A complete collection of joking sayings:

1) When mice show off their power, everyone becomes a sick cat.

2) I was arguing with a girl about whether whales are fish. Finally, I said, "Japanese people also have personal characters", and she finally agreed that whales are not fish.

3) There was gold under the man’s knees. I cut off the entire leg and couldn’t even find a piece of copper!

4) In the spring, I buried the corn in the soil. I will harvest a lot of corn in the fall. In the spring I buried my wife in the soil, and in the autumn I will be shot!

5) If you see the shadow in front of you, don’t be afraid, it’s because there is sunshine behind you!

6) If you are still young after visiting brothels, please use Huiren Shenbao.

7) Listen to your words and save me ten books!

8) When you are on the stage at the age of 10, you will make progress every day. Sui Sui has lofty ideals and works hard to become stronger. Sui is basically oriented, and Sui is popular everywhere. I play mahjong and wander around everywhere.

9) When I take off my clothes, I am a beast; when I put on my clothes, I am a beast!

10) Master, just obey My dear! After a long, long time, Master, please spare me!

11) My dear, I’m pregnant for three months, but don’t worry, it’s not yours. You are not responsible

12) We had a little disagreement: she wanted me to turn dirt into gold, and I wanted her to treat gold like dirt.

13) Instead of reading Chinese for half a year, it is better to chat on QQ for half a year.

14) I was lazy in bed in the morning, so I took out a coin from my pocket: If six of them are heads, I will go to class! After thinking about it for a long time, I decided not to take the risk. ?

15) I spent ten thousand yuan to buy a Western Zhou clay pot. Yesterday I went to the "Treasure Appraisal" column for appraisal. The expert said solemnly: "How can this be from the Western Zhou Dynasty? This is from last week!"

16) If I don’t hit you, you don’t know that I am both civil and military.

17) I like you so much, you will die if you like me.

18) There is a grave in my heart where the widows are buried

19) I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in it

　20) Either be tolerant or cruel

　21) Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the smell of scum.

22) Journey to the West tells us: All the monsters with a backing were picked up, and all the monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick

23) I don’t think so much Be careful and we will grow old together with you

　24) The merry-go-round is the cruelest game in the world. Chasing each other, but always separated by a sad distance

　25) The ideal is full, but the reality is very Skinny

　26) It is inevitable to complain about the hand of time, write love as having been in love

　27) Wait for your care, wait until I close my heart

　28) When I love you, whatever you say is what I say. What do you say you are when I don't love you.

　29) Love until it hurts

　30) I can tolerate a fake figure, a fake face, a fake breast, a fake butt!!! But I just can’t Tolerating money is fake!!!!

　31) A gentleman pretends to be dead to be a confidant, and a woman undergoes plastic surgery to please herself.

32) When I grow up, I want to marry Tang Seng. If I can play with him, I will play with him; if I can’t, I will eat him.

33) One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless there is one male and one female.

34) Don’t wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

35) If my friends can sell them for five yuan each, I can make a small fortune.

36) Marriage notice: The requirements are as follows, A is alive and B is female.

37) Give me some sunshine and I will rot.

38) Even if I were a toad, I would never marry a female toad.

39) Why sleep for a long time when you are alive? You will sleep forever after death?

40) A tailor who does not want to be a cook is not a good driver.