Degang Guo's Quotations: You have a good physique. I can see at a glance that you must live to death.

Quotations from Degang Guo: This young man looks like an actor. ...

Degang Guo's Quotations: The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear inside.

Degang Guo's Quotations: Last time I drank too much, I used chopsticks as chicken feet and ate them for one and a half hours.

Degang Guo's quotation: "Dad, I'm hungry!" "Hungry again, didn't you eat last year?"

Degang Guo's Quotations: You poke a noodle into the lock, it will open, and a pack of instant noodles can open a community.

Degang Guo's Quotations: I can throw the ball very far. People who are told by the coach don't count!

Degang Guo's Quotations: Don't leave after the party. I'll treat you to dinner, and whoever goes will pay.

Degang Guo's Quotations: (Isn't that a blonde? ) nonsense, it's blonde, with your eyes closed.

Degang Guo's Quotations: This brain is as big as a pine nut. When you open the skull, you can cook it in a bowl.

Degang Guo's Quotations: Would you like to listen? Are you willing to listen or are you willing to listen? I will never insist.

Degang Guo's Quotations: Oh! He grinned at me! You think I dare not stew you. If we had a pot at home, I would stew you.

Degang Guo's Quotations: Come to heaven, the buildings here are beautiful, and there are signs on both sides: No stalls around heaven 100 meters!

Quotations from Degang Guo: If you want to eat a hamburger, wrap it in a piece of paper and open it; Want to eat crabs, uncover them; Want to drink milk, take the steamed bread and pull it. ...

Quotations from Degang Guo: The story told today is not far from now. If you have an old man at home, you can go back and ask, during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. ...

Degang Guo's Quotations: I want to buy 50 good cars-Alto, Alto, Alto ...! Get up with a dart and drive like a train!

Degang Guo's Quotations: One elder was very successful and robbed 1.83 million in cash. At 5: 40 pm, when * * arrived, it was still blocked with the North Third Ring Road.

Degang Guo's Quotations: Nothing can stop his door, nothing can stop his lock, only the security lock of the bank. He can pry it open with celery.

Degang Guo's Quotations: We got lost on the way. He took out a bunch of instruments and pointed to the needles in the southeast, northwest and northwest ... I said you were all behind, so we had to adopt advanced methods and throw shoes.

Degang Guo's Quotations: I spent ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school. I was named the most familiar face in the school. When the new teacher came, he asked me the inside story of the school. ...

Degang Guo's Quotations: I ordered shark's fin fried rice, but I couldn't find shark's fin with three pairs of chopsticks. Can you tell me where the shark fin is? The chef said, my name is shark fin.

Degang Guo's Quotations: Give forty steamed buns, eighty catties of pancakes and fry two copies of this recipe-there are many ways to commit suicide, which is too bad for food.

Degang Guo's Quotations: The old man is in good health, but his mouth is full of teeth, only one tooth is left. When he eats, his teeth are blocked ... He eats lotus roots.

Degang Guo's Quotations: Tian Er flew up, ran down the road with his head down and left. He picked up his head and had a little contest with this stone ... Tian Er lost.

Degang Guo's Quotations: Jumping off a building is too coke. I studied it. The twentieth floor and the second floor have different effects. The second floor is bang, ah! Twentieth floor. Yeah ~ ~ ~ Bang! high-tech

Degang Guo's Quotations: Don't hit him or scold him. You just want money, so we can discuss it. But to put it bluntly, more than 100 yuan can kill the ticket.

Degang Guo's Quotations: Be quiet, face the DPRK with melancholy, and strengthen the nocturne. Riding a mule harms others, is honest and fair, and is hungry. Building bridges and roads is blind, and there are many people who kill and set fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said-no way.

Degang Guo's Quotations: You know my appetite, especially I don't like roast duck. After four, I can't eat any more. I can't eat cake after cake ... I really can't eat it. I have to eat when I get home later.

Degang Guo's Quotations: There are four dishes on the table. Open the first one, ha! Very good! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the second one, even better! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the third one, peanuts, no vinegar! The fourth one looks like a plate of vinegar!

Degang Guo's Quotations: A job can earn 300,000 yuan ... If you look at the drawings, a 40-meter chimney will be built. When people came to see it, they beat me up, but the drawings were turned upside down and I was asked to dig wells.

Degang Guo's Quotations: There is a frying pan under the Cao Yin Hall, and the kids take it from the dead with steel forks. One person goes down, two people go down and fry together, and some fry into squares ... (oil cake fritters? )

Degang Guo's Quotations: People have plasma TVs, so I bought one, and I found a friend to keep it. As big as a wall, Motorola brand … looks empty, and the TV rings: the TV you are watching is not in the service area … what's the point? This 300 yuan is not wasted.

Degang Guo's Quotations: I was introduced to a girlfriend. It's beautiful. Her face looks like a car accident scene.

Degang Guo's Quotations: He is very rich and drives a 13 Cadillac. You can tell by the sound that it is a good machine, imported from Germany, "chug chug", (triple jump? There is only one driver in the front row, and the steering wheel is different from others. It is usually round. He is made of pure silver, long and bent at both ends. Oh, three jumps. At first, half of Beijing was smoking black smoke, and the traffic police shouted at you, "Elder Sun, take away the divine power."

Degang Guo's Quotations: Do you have a two-foot lobster? Sorry, there is nothing two feet long, only two feet two. What stupid restaurant doesn't even have a two-foot lobster? Eat a plate of shredded potatoes.

Degang Guo's Quotations: He scolds me, I take a step back, he scolds me again, I take a step back, there is a wall behind me, he still scolds me, fight! ! ~~

Quotations from Degang Guo: Which school did you graduate from? I'm from Tsinghua! Tsinghua pool? Well, tsinghua pool takes a bath! You said it belonged to Hufang Bridge!

Degang Guo famously said, "There is good news and bad news. Which one do you listen to? " "What's the bad news?" "We are lost. I don't know this place. It is estimated that we can only live by cow dung in the future. " "What's the good news?" "Cow dung have a plenty of! ! "

Degang Guo: I'm going to eat in a restaurant. Do you have any chicken? Attendant: Shh! I am!

Degang Guo's Quotations: Take a taxi ... We don't take a dollar and six, we take a dollar and two! I don't sit in the front. I have to pay for sitting in the front! !

Degang Guo's Quotations: Today is a good day, beginning of autumn is here, and it is the day to put on autumn fat. I ate four or two vegetarian fried cakes at noon today. I believe everyone posted autumn fat.

Quotations from Degang Guo: How dare you join the Beggars' Sect! Dressed up very well!

Degang Guo's Quotations: The house we live in is riddled with holes. It is fatal when it rains: it rains outside the rain house, and it rains outside the rain house. Sometimes it rains so hard that the whole family goes out to take shelter from the rain.

Degang Guo's Quotations: Six grenades for one dollar, I'll throw you one hundred dollars first!

Degang Guo's Quotations: Even Zhajiang Noodles doesn't like to eat? You forgot your roots! ! !

Degang Guo's Quotations: I have been an artist for more than a week.

Degang Guo's Quotations: Spend 200 yuan to buy a pig, squeak water, pouty beans, throw it over the wall, squeak, and guess what ~ ~ ~ dead!

Degang Guo's Quotations: Many cross talks are made up. This is true.